These Kids and They Tractrors

aparmer05: Hey Jake HROMAS!!!!
Alferd Packer 05: hey
Alferd Packer 05: what's up?
aparmer05: what are you doing up this late?
aparmer05: lol
Alferd Packer 05: oh
Alferd Packer 05: you know
Alferd Packer 05: gettin tipsy
aparmer05: is Ashley with u?
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
Alferd Packer 05: you know
Alferd Packer 05: and shit
aparmer05: Tell that hobanger that i said hi!
aparmer05: lol
Alferd Packer 05: alright
Alferd Packer 05: she says hi
Alferd Packer 05: lol
aparmer05: is she tipsy now too?
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
Alferd Packer 05: i'm 'bout to stick it in her mouf if you know what i'm sayin
aparmer05: cool
aparmer05: well, at least you guys are celebrating thirsty thursday!!
aparmer05: :-)
Alferd Packer 05: hellz yeah
Alferd Packer 05: you wanna come over and join us?
aparmer05: i just might
aparmer05: i can't go to sleep...think i might go get in my car right now!!
Alferd Packer 05: YES!!!!
Alferd Packer 05: do it
Alferd Packer 05: i dare you
aparmer05: i could...i don't have class tomorrow
Alferd Packer 05: let's go then
aparmer05: i would...but i'd better stay here
Alferd Packer 05: what?
Alferd Packer 05: come on now
Alferd Packer 05: don't be like that
aparmer05: oh...i gotta get rested up for this big weekend!!
Alferd Packer 05: you know it!
aparmer05: lol
aparmer05: Is Jennifer there?
Alferd Packer 05: absolutely
aparmer05: seriously?
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
aparmer05: oh..i just didn't think she was there
aparmer05: where are you guys @?
Alferd Packer 05: over here
Alferd Packer 05: duh
aparmer05: in the dorms?
aparmer05: that's what i meant asshole!
aparmer05: jk
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
Alferd Packer 05: haha
Alferd Packer 05: you got me
aparmer05: lol
aparmer05: well, i think i'm gonna get off here now!
Alferd Packer 05: no
aparmer05: why?
Alferd Packer 05: goddammit
Alferd Packer 05: this is my life
Alferd Packer 05: you can't have it
aparmer05: suck a bigger Dick!
Alferd Packer 05: don't touch my potty bottom
aparmer05: lol
aparmer05: sorry... i just thought that phrase was funny...
aparmer05: the girls on my floor have been saying it all night
Alferd Packer 05: why?
Alferd Packer 05: are they gay?
aparmer05: there just silly
aparmer05: tonight they were playing frisbee in the hallway
Alferd Packer 05: i had sex with justin last night
Alferd Packer 05: came all over his face
aparmer05: KUHN?
Alferd Packer 05: yeah boy
aparmer05: yeah.... well i did something to you while you were sleeping last night
Alferd Packer 05: =-O
Alferd Packer 05: was it something in my asshole?
aparmer05: yeah...i stuck a tie dye dill doe up your white ass!
aparmer05: lol
Alferd Packer 05: haha
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
Alferd Packer 05: i'm a huge black guy with a white ass
aparmer05: i could tell that u liked it
Alferd Packer 05: i suppose i did
aparmer05: well, when i saw your caboose, your cheeks were white!
Alferd Packer 05: oh my
aparmer05: Tell Ashley to close her legs...I can smell her cooter from all the way over here!
aparmer05: lol
Alferd Packer 05: haha
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
aparmer05: i don't know how you can stand to be in the same room as her!!
Alferd Packer 05: i'll smack that bitch for you
aparmer05: GOOD!
aparmer05: i'm going to get off here now!
Alferd Packer 05: no
Alferd Packer 05: shit son
aparmer05: HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY!!!!
Alferd Packer 05: happy tit shit
aparmer05: BYE!!!
Alferd Packer 05: bye bye now



JKUHNFARMS: r u fuckin with my girl
Alferd Packer 05: hellz yeah
Alferd Packer 05: glock glock
JKUHNFARMS: coo
JKUHNFARMS: hows life been traetin ya
Alferd Packer 05: alright, i suppose
Alferd Packer 05: a little too much titties though
Alferd Packer 05: i wish my mom would just hold off on that
Alferd Packer 05: ya know?
JKUHNFARMS: i here that
Alferd Packer 05: yeah boy
JKUHNFARMS: ur miller arent u
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
JKUHNFARMS: jake miller
Alferd Packer 05: and i'll fuckin kill you
JKUHNFARMS: u better hurry i comitting suicide
JKUHNFARMS: u sun of a bitch
Alferd Packer 05: yeah boy
Alferd Packer 05: at least i don't have sex with farm animals
JKUHNFARMS: is ashley still talkin to u?
Alferd Packer 05: yar
JKUHNFARMS: i hav to hav something to do on weekend
Alferd Packer 05: ok
JKUHNFARMS: ;-)
Alferd Packer 05: :-*
JKUHNFARMS: u go to what college?
Alferd Packer 05: indiana state
JKUHNFARMS: good i am goibg to kick ur ass tomorrow
Alferd Packer 05: bring it bitch
Alferd Packer 05: bring your tractor too
JKUHNFARMS: all rite u name the place and time
JKUHNFARMS: i will find it
Alferd Packer 05: ok
Alferd Packer 05: here
Alferd Packer 05: tomorrow
JKUHNFARMS: mutha fucka
JKUHNFARMS: which building r u in
Alferd Packer 05: lincoln quad
JKUHNFARMS: coo
Alferd Packer 05: you goan get fucked right up
Alferd Packer 05: you don't wanna mess with this shit
Alferd Packer 05: hell nah
JKUHNFARMS: where did u graduate
JKUHNFARMS: pendleton heights
Alferd Packer 05: providence high school
JKUHNFARMS: ok
JKUHNFARMS: by the way i dont fuck farm animals i leave it up to the dumbass city slickers
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
Alferd Packer 05: i'll fuck some farm animals
Alferd Packer 05: after i kick your ass
JKUHNFARMS: i bet u do
JKUHNFARMS: u do drive a low rider
Alferd Packer 05: what mahfukkah?!
Alferd Packer 05: i kill you nah
JKUHNFARMS: they r for guys who cant get it up
Alferd Packer 05: i'll get it
JKUHNFARMS: cool
Alferd Packer 05: i'll get it up for your mom
Alferd Packer 05: when she sells me some corn
JKUHNFARMS: thats between u and her
Alferd Packer 05: well
Alferd Packer 05: between her, anyway
JKUHNFARMS: u r the one wanting to fuck her
Alferd Packer 05: yeah?
Alferd Packer 05: what is that?
JKUHNFARMS: the way it seems u want to do it in the carn hole
Alferd Packer 05: what do you want from me?
Alferd Packer 05: why do you keep doing this?
Alferd Packer 05: how is your wife and my kids?
JKUHNFARMS: u tell me, im not dating ur woman
JKUHNFARMS: dumb ass
Alferd Packer 05: ew
Alferd Packer 05: oh god
Alferd Packer 05: no
Alferd Packer 05: byew
Alferd Packer 05: e
Alferd Packer 05: i have to showers nah
JKUHNFARMS: speak english
JKUHNFARMS: peace
Alferd Packer 05: yar
Alferd Packer 05: farmer
Alferd Packer 05: you listen to country music
JKUHNFARMS: no
Alferd Packer 05: you goddamn hick
JKUHNFARMS: i listen to rock
JKUHNFARMS: do u listen to rap
Alferd Packer 05: yar
JKUHNFARMS: if u can understand the words im imoressed
JKUHNFARMS: *imppressed
Alferd Packer 05: aparmer05: luv u too
Alferd Packer 05: damn
Alferd Packer 05: and i heard you ain't goan show tomorrow
Alferd Packer 05: oh well
Alferd Packer 05: i'll find ya
JKUHNFARMS: k
JKUHNFARMS: dont hurt yourself tryin
Alferd Packer 05: i'll hurt yourself tryin
JKUHNFARMS: did u get a head ache comin up with that
Alferd Packer 05: i'm god
Alferd Packer 05: you've been warned
JKUHNFARMS: K
Alferd Packer 05: bye
JKUHNFARMS: BYE
JKUHNFARMS signed off at 12:59:13 AM.