Sunday, December 18, 2005

I'm Emo, You're Glue

This is me on my brother's screen name. It's not the whole thing. I closed the window after the first part. Sorry.


LordStanleySTL: darn this stuff!
LordStanleySTL: emo scissorhands
Tamara1454: didn't you have up some sort of away msg

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Auto response from LordStanleySTL: I am getting a call:-Dthen I'm off to bed.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tamara1454: that was supposed to indicate you were away
Tamara1454: yes there it is
LordStanleySTL: away emo
Tamara1454: why do u keep saying emo
LordStanleySTL: free emo
Tamara1454: k
LordStanleySTL: darn this stuff!
LordStanleySTL: i've got something in my front emo for you
Tamara1454: ur a dumbass
LordStanleySTL: ur a emobass
Tamara1454: that almost made me laugh
Tamara1454: yes, calling me emo
Tamara1454: that
Tamara1454: does..
Tamara1454: wait that does nothing to me
LordStanleySTL: pancakesh and appleshaucesh
Tamara1454: are you trying to be annoying?
LordStanleySTL: are you trying to be anemo?
LordStanleySTL: finding emo
Tamara1454: do you want to tell me why you keep saying that? or are you just rambling on for no reason
Tamara1454: that was clever
LordStanleySTL: beep like a jeep
Tamara1454: k
LordStanleySTL: just use your emogination
Tamara1454: i'm sorry were you still talking
LordStanleySTL: i'm sorry were you still emo
Tamara1454: what's wrong with you

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Auto response from LordStanleySTL: I am getting a call:-Dthen I'm off to bed.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tamara1454: i mean
Tamara1454: seriously
LordStanleySTL: emo
Tamara1454: yes
LordStanleySTL: make love not emo
LordStanleySTL: crack kills; smoke emo
Tamara1454: you're boring me
Tamara1454: k now it's your turn to say "emo" something
LordStanleySTL: nomo

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Is this Kirsten?

SmokeyChelsey: hey what is zach #

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Auto response from jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: Julia12871: im sorry if i have dry humor asshole
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hey
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what's up?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: who are you?
SmokeyChelsey: Chelsey
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: chelsey who?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and which zach do you need?
SmokeyChelsey: p
SmokeyChelsey: is this kirsten
SmokeyChelsey: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: this is kristen
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sorry
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm jsut feeling a little under the weather
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my head is messed up is all
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: chelsey p
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: of course
SmokeyChelsey: what did i come over to day ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what did you come over?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: um
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: some squirrels?
SmokeyChelsey: your not kristen
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i don't have a not kristen
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is this all about, young man?
SmokeyChelsey: well im not a man
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: well
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: if by 'man' you mean 'not retard'
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: then i would have to agree
SmokeyChelsey: ok im sorry who are you
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: this really is kristen
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i was just playin earlier
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: gotcha!
SmokeyChelsey: brb
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: DKC3
SmokeyChelsey is away at 11:36:35 PM.
SmokeyChelsey returned at 11:45:32 PM.
SmokeyChelsey: what dose that mine

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Auto response from jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: Julia12871: im sorry if i have dry humor asshole
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

SmokeyChelsey: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: quartz
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: why?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what does yours mine?
SmokeyChelsey: be right back
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i don't think that's a word
SmokeyChelsey: ok
SmokeyChelsey: who are you ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: Press the big, black button to move Little Bird.
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: who am i?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you tell me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you're the one sending the instant messages to me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: like we know each other
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: even though you should know me
SmokeyChelsey: well i told you why i was
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: because i am kristen
SmokeyChelsey: no your not ?
SmokeyChelsey: *!
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i think you mean knot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but i'll let it slide
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: slide like a dead fetus slides out of its mother's vagina
SmokeyChelsey: your not kristen if you are then tell my middle name
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: tom hanks
SmokeyChelsey: o i dont know you i dont know how you got im my aol but really who the hell are you
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: haha
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: cleeeeeeck
SmokeyChelsey: ?????
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: look at me
SmokeyChelsey: i told you who i am tell me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i can type five question marks
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you win
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my name is ben
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: BEN SHITTIN ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: haha
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: gotcha bitch!
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i just playin witcha
SmokeyChelsey: do you have picking on people
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but i want it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it's def going on my wishlist this christmas
SmokeyChelsey: ok got to go asshole

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Auto response from jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: Julia12871: im sorry if i have dry humor asshole
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i have to go penis
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: goodbye
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: :-*

Friday, October 28, 2005

Just Watch the Eyes

OLTL45: Hey
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hi there
OLTL45: sup?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: nothing
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what are you up to?
OLTL45: nmu you?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not too much
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: getting ready to take a shit and watch a movie
OLTL45: Are you a girl?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: maybe
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: would you like to touch my vaginal lips?
OLTL45: You like pussy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah boy
OLTL45: I'm a guy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: good
OLTL45: I ain't flirtin with no other guy
OLTL45: that shit's gay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm a girl
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: where you from?
OLTL45: Ny
OLTL45: u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: kansas
OLTL45: o0o
OLTL45: well if ur a big assed booty bitch ur wit it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i am
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you know it!
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hellz yeah
OLTL45: ya
OLTL45: u black sweetie?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: black as the night itself
OLTL45: good
OLTL45: i like em like that
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i like to have guys shit in my pussy and eat it out with a spoon
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: is that cool with you?
OLTL45: baby u got some fucked up fantasies
OLTL45: i don't shit
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: everybody shits
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i don't like it when it runs though
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sometimes i get it in my eyes when it does that
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and boy does it burn when that happens
OLTL45: how do u shit in ur eye?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i lay on my back
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and lift my ass up in the air
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and have somebody pull my legs back
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and shit in my pussy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: while it's in the air
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and sometimes it's runny
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and it gets in my eyes
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm just asking you not to get it in my eyes
OLTL45: ooo cool
OLTL45: that's sweet u black ass booty bitch
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you down with that then?
OLTL45 signed off at 4:58:46 PM.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

I am Goning to End Up Getting Myself Shot...In the Pussy

andyboy6in (4:34:33 AM): hi

Auto response from jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (4:34:33 AM): Before you critisize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critisize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

andyboy6in (4:34:36 AM): h
andyboy6in (4:34:37 AM): i
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:42:35 AM): hi
andyboy6in (5:42:40 AM): asl
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:42:51 AM): 16/f/fl
andyboy6in (5:42:57 AM): name/pic?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:43:29 AM): candy/my anus
andyboy6in (5:43:38 AM): anus?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:43:59 AM): yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:44:04 AM): i pic my anus
andyboy6in (5:44:11 AM): may i c it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:44:23 AM): if you come over here
andyboy6in (5:44:31 AM): wahts anus?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:44:44 AM): exactly
andyboy6in (5:44:48 AM): ?
andyboy6in (5:45:13 AM): ?
andyboy6in (5:45:20 AM): waht u lok like?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:45:25 AM): well
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:45:39 AM): i'm about 5'7"
andyboy6in (5:45:44 AM): hmm
andyboy6in (5:45:45 AM): go on
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:45:48 AM): slim body
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:46:00 AM): big titties
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:46:07 AM): and a tight pussy
andyboy6in (5:46:08 AM): aww really
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:46:13 AM): oh yeah
andyboy6in (5:46:21 AM): i got big COCK
andyboy6in (5:46:22 AM): too
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:46:28 AM): man
andyboy6in (5:46:32 AM): may be we can try
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:46:33 AM): i'd like to get on that
andyboy6in (5:46:41 AM): to fit it in ur pussy
andyboy6in (5:46:43 AM): yeaaaaaaaaa
andyboy6in (5:46:46 AM): its all urs
andyboy6in (5:46:58 AM): its BIG
andyboy6in (5:47:01 AM): ROUND
andyboy6in (5:47:07 AM): spread u all AROUNBD

andyboy6in (5:47:11 AM): aound it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:47:11 AM): how big is it?
andyboy6in (5:47:23 AM): ur pussy will get stretched
andyboy6in (5:47:25 AM): its 6 inch
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:47:34 AM): wow
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:47:37 AM): holy shit
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:47:40 AM): that's huge
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:48:08 AM): i bet my pussy would bleed for days
andyboy6in (5:48:11 AM): ........
andyboy6in (5:48:15 AM): uhhhhh
andyboy6in (5:48:20 AM): and i'll please you babay
andyboy6in (5:48:22 AM): so welllllll
andyboy6in (5:48:27 AM): spread u all around it
andyboy6in (5:48:30 AM): stretch
andyboy6in (5:48:35 AM): it hard
andyboy6in (5:48:40 AM): its 1.5 inch thick babay
andyboy6in (5:48:46 AM): how big r ur boobies
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:50:08 AM): big enough for you to grab one with both hands and still have some left over
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:50:20 AM): is that big enough for you?
andyboy6in (5:50:26 AM): yeaaaaaaa
andyboy6in (5:50:30 AM): u r good babay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:50:38 AM): hell syeah i'm good
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:51:17 AM): i'd like to rub your huge dick all over my sexy body
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:51:29 AM): get it right between my titties
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:51:39 AM): and then ride it all the way home
andyboy6in (5:52:32 AM): ........
andyboy6in (5:52:51 AM): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (5:53:01 AM): uh yea
andyboy6in (5:53:07 AM): i press ur tits
andyboy6in (5:53:12 AM): as i ride u
andyboy6in (5:53:19 AM): squeeze them HARD

jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:53:50 AM): what will you be doing with your mouth?
andyboy6in (5:54:06 AM): i'll pull back ur hair babay
andyboy6in (5:54:13 AM): hold ur right breast with right hand
andyboy6in (5:54:15 AM): and
andyboy6in (5:54:21 AM): suck ur left tit in my mouth
andyboy6in (5:54:25 AM): whild my DICK
andyboy6in (5:54:29 AM): BLACK HARD
andyboy6in (5:54:31 AM): get sin u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:54:40 AM): oh yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:54:47 AM): now you're talking
andyboy6in (5:54:56 AM): waht happens then bby?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:55:01 AM): well
andyboy6in (5:55:04 AM): tell me about my dik
andyboy6in (5:55:07 AM): in ur pussy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:55:21 AM): you're gonna be right up in there
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:55:29 AM): i'll be wet as hell
andyboy6in (5:55:42 AM): uhhhhhhhhh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:55:50 AM): you'll probably get it stuck since it's so big and i'm so tight
andyboy6in (5:55:51 AM): how duz it grip me?
andyboy6in (5:56:06 AM): uhhhhhhhh ouchhhhhhhhhhhh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:56:12 AM): it'll be like a finger trap
andyboy6in (5:56:12 AM): :-*
andyboy6in (5:56:19 AM): oh my
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:56:26 AM): but you'll like it
andyboy6in (5:56:42 AM): my dik is like a rubber baloon being blown after ghoing in ur tighT PUSSY
andyboy6in (5:56:46 AM): it expands
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:57:13 AM): you might be able to get it out after you cum three or four times
andyboy6in (5:57:25 AM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (5:57:28 AM): wow
andyboy6in (5:57:42 AM): love u candy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:57:59 AM): i love you more than anything
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:02 AM): tell me
andyboy6in (5:58:10 AM): yea
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:12 AM): what would you do once you get it out?
andyboy6in (5:58:15 AM): make love to me babay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:21 AM): would you stick it back in?
andyboy6in (5:58:29 AM): oh yea
andyboy6in (5:58:30 AM): but
andyboy6in (5:58:32 AM): first
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:35 AM): where would you stick it?
andyboy6in (5:58:35 AM): i'll lick u there
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:42 AM): yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:44 AM): keep going
andyboy6in (5:58:46 AM): on ur hairy pussy
andyboy6in (5:58:53 AM): ill put in my tongue
andyboy6in (5:58:58 AM): and make circles
andyboy6in (5:59:01 AM): its soft
andyboy6in (5:59:03 AM): and BIG
andyboy6in (5:59:07 AM): and real moist
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:59:19 AM): oh yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:59:23 AM): you've got me hot now
andyboy6in (5:59:24 AM): it'll tickle
andyboy6in (5:59:30 AM): a bit
andyboy6in (5:59:35 AM): i'll hold ur boobs
andyboy6in (5:59:44 AM): and stangle them when i click
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:00:19 AM): what would you do then?
andyboy6in (6:00:23 AM): uhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:00:27 AM): i wud
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:00:27 AM): would you stick it in my tight ass?
andyboy6in (6:00:32 AM): pull back ur hair
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:00:37 AM): uh huh
andyboy6in (6:00:38 AM): oh yea
andyboy6in (6:00:41 AM): bend down
andyboy6in (6:01:01 AM): let me get into u
andyboy6in (6:01:05 AM): guide me babay
andyboy6in (6:01:10 AM): its big
andyboy6in (6:01:16 AM): ur ass is so tight
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:01:38 AM): you could come right up behind me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:01:42 AM): stick it in
andyboy6in (6:01:44 AM): uh yea
andyboy6in (6:01:48 AM): ouchhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:01:52 AM): it hurts
andyboy6in (6:02:00 AM): u r grabbing me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:02:08 AM): reach down to my hot, tight pussy with your left hand
andyboy6in (6:02:17 AM): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:02:20 AM): yea
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:02:26 AM): grab my right titty with your right hand
andyboy6in (6:02:26 AM): put my thumbs in it
andyboy6in (6:02:30 AM): spread it
andyboy6in (6:02:41 AM): squeezeeeeeeee it
andyboy6in (6:02:45 AM): make it red
andyboy6in (6:03:00 AM): i like ur tits
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:03:06 AM): my nipples would be soooooooooo hard
andyboy6in (6:03:15 AM): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:03:20 AM): love u candy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:03:25 AM): :-*
andyboy6in (6:03:30 AM): :-*
andyboy6in (6:03:41 AM): u r real gud
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:03:48 AM): you know it
andyboy6in (6:03:48 AM): i like doing this to you
andyboy6in (6:03:52 AM): REALLY

jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:04:09 AM): where do you live?
andyboy6in (6:04:26 AM): why? lol u want rto jump on me for real?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:04:40 AM): if you're not too far away
andyboy6in (6:04:41 AM): :-*
andyboy6in (6:05:02 AM): well i am real far
andyboy6in (6:05:05 AM): i am in india
andyboy6in (6:05:06 AM): asia
andyboy6in (6:05:07 AM): lol
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:10 AM): shit
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:11 AM): damn
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:17 AM): that's too bad
andyboy6in (6:05:19 AM): :-)
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:21 AM): how old are you
andyboy6in (6:05:22 AM): yea
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:24 AM): ?
andyboy6in (6:05:24 AM): 21
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:31 AM): damn
andyboy6in (6:05:32 AM): 21
andyboy6in (6:05:35 AM): ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:35 AM): just the right age too
andyboy6in (6:05:45 AM): but we are far
andyboy6in (6:05:49 AM): :-(
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:52 AM): i know
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:54 AM): but hey
andyboy6in (6:06:01 AM): ya?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:06:15 AM): i bet you could just toss your huge dick over here
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:06:23 AM): i'm sure it would reach
andyboy6in (6:06:32 AM): lol if u rub it itll get so biGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
andyboy6in (6:06:37 AM): itll get to usa
andyboy6in (6:06:51 AM): but i gotta bend it in a curve u know...world is round
andyboy6in (6:06:52 AM): lol
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:06:58 AM): haha
andyboy6in (6:07:06 AM): so candy
andyboy6in (6:07:12 AM): u really dont have ur pic?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:19 AM): nope
andyboy6in (6:07:19 AM): or u want to wait b4 u show
andyboy6in (6:07:23 AM): ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:24 AM): sorry
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:28 AM): new computer
andyboy6in (6:07:32 AM): ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:35 AM): don't have anything on it right now
andyboy6in (6:07:39 AM): can u get 1
andyboy6in (6:07:42 AM): ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:48 AM): possibly
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:51 AM): if you're good
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:52 AM): i mean
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:54 AM): bad
andyboy6in (6:07:58 AM): lollllllll
andyboy6in (6:08:10 AM): u mean good licking u?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:08:25 AM): absolutely
andyboy6in (6:08:31 AM): hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
andyboy6in (6:08:44 AM): so what u wanna be when u grow up candy?
andyboy6in (6:08:50 AM): ....uhh i am so BIG
andyboy6in (6:08:55 AM): i touched it
andyboy6in (6:09:02 AM): and its popping outta my undie
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:09:07 AM): did it go off?
andyboy6in (6:09:16 AM): it sayz...and, put me in candy
andyboy6in (6:09:18 AM): lol
andyboy6in (6:09:26 AM): no i am doing slow
andyboy6in (6:09:31 AM): didnt jerk yet
andyboy6in (6:09:36 AM): did u cum baby?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:09:43 AM): hell yeah i did
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:09:49 AM): that's how good you are
andyboy6in (6:09:49 AM): awwwwwwww
andyboy6in (6:09:52 AM): ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:09:53 AM): you should too
andyboy6in (6:09:56 AM): hmm
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:09:57 AM): and tell me about it
andyboy6in (6:10:26 AM): may be we can talk clean sometime till u get wet again
andyboy6in (6:10:28 AM): baby
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:10:56 AM): but i am so worn out from that
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:11:07 AM): it's morning over here right now
andyboy6in (6:11:07 AM): from waht bby?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:11:13 AM): and i still haven't gone to bed
andyboy6in (6:11:18 AM): awww
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:11:21 AM): from you making me cum so hard
andyboy6in (6:11:33 AM): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:11:39 AM): u got skool tomorrow?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:11:44 AM): no
andyboy6in (6:11:49 AM): ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:11:57 AM): i'm done with school
andyboy6in (6:12:03 AM): ok
andyboy6in (6:12:06 AM): waht u do then
andyboy6in (6:12:09 AM): candy?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:12:14 AM): well
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:12:16 AM): nothing
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:12:19 AM): right now
andyboy6in (6:12:24 AM): hmm got a bf?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:12:29 AM): nope
andyboy6in (6:12:33 AM): so candy
andyboy6in (6:12:35 AM): tell me
andyboy6in (6:12:37 AM): something
andyboy6in (6:12:42 AM): to make me cum babay
andyboy6in (6:12:54 AM): tell me whaT WE DO IF I WAS HERE
andyboy6in (6:12:56 AM): there
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:13:02 AM): i'm taking my shirt off right now
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:13:06 AM): no bra
andyboy6in (6:13:09 AM): oops
andyboy6in (6:13:11 AM): uhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:13:13 AM): yea
andyboy6in (6:13:16 AM): go on
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:13:20 AM): i'm sitting here in my panties
andyboy6in (6:13:26 AM): uhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:13:31 AM): i like hairy triangle
andyboy6in (6:13:36 AM): :-*
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:13:39 AM): you come up behind me
andyboy6in (6:13:48 AM): yea
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:13:49 AM): grab me
andyboy6in (6:13:55 AM): i want in pussyyyyy
andyboy6in (6:13:58 AM): uh yea
andyboy6in (6:14:02 AM): press ur tits
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:14:06 AM): you pick me up and throw me against the wall
andyboy6in (6:14:16 AM): oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:14:18 AM): my titties are sticking out
andyboy6in (6:14:18 AM): wow
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:14:33 AM): you start to kiss and suck them
andyboy6in (6:14:38 AM): uh
andyboy6in (6:14:46 AM): where is ur hand
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:15:00 AM): my hand is reaching down
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:15:05 AM): removing your pants
andyboy6in (6:15:11 AM): uhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:15:18 AM): pussy talk
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:15:22 AM): and then you go down and take my panties off with your teeth
andyboy6in (6:15:23 AM): baby talk about ur puss
andyboy6in (6:15:26 AM): y
andyboy6in (6:15:34 AM): uhhhhhhh yea
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:15:36 AM): you get them off
andyboy6in (6:15:39 AM): its BIG

andyboy6in (6:15:42 AM): ya
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:15:55 AM): then you get on your knees and stick your tongue in
andyboy6in (6:16:08 AM): hold ur boobs
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:16:22 AM): once you've got me really wet, you throw me onto the bed
andyboy6in (6:16:28 AM): uhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:16:35 AM): i m rreaching near
andyboy6in (6:16:39 AM): yea
andyboy6in (6:16:41 AM): go on
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:16:46 AM): i lift my feet up and you jump on top of me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:17:03 AM): you start pounding your huge cock into my pussy
andyboy6in (6:17:23 AM): describe
andyboy6in (6:17:25 AM): it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:17:26 AM): you grab my titties and kiss my neck
andyboy6in (6:17:26 AM): b
andyboy6in (6:17:34 AM): uh
andyboy6in (6:17:49 AM): uhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:17:52 AM): yeaaaaaa
andyboy6in (6:17:56 AM): yessssssss'
andyboy6in (6:18:03 AM): i jerked bby
andyboy6in (6:18:10 AM): u r sooo good
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:18:18 AM): oh yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:18:21 AM): so
andyboy6in (6:18:23 AM): :-)
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:18:33 AM): did you have a good time?
andyboy6in (6:18:40 AM): yes bestttttt
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:18:48 AM): i'm glad
andyboy6in (6:18:56 AM): :-)
andyboy6in (6:19:05 AM): di d u have a gud time too?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:19:34 AM): it was only the best time ever;-)
andyboy6in (6:19:43 AM): hmm i m glad 2 bby
andyboy6in (6:19:52 AM): gotta go now honey
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:19:56 AM): alright
andyboy6in (6:20:01 AM): mis u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:20:07 AM): you take care, sweetie
andyboy6in (6:20:11 AM): u2
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:20:16 AM): :-*

Friday, February 11, 2005

BZ#1

I'm gonna be posting some of these special BZ ones in here. I usually don't do requests, but I...

jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:02:55 PM): hey
TrckXc (8:04:35 PM): hey
TrckXc (8:04:39 PM): who is this
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:04:46 PM): what are you up to?
TrckXc (8:04:55 PM): who is this?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:04:59 PM): this is sarah
TrckXc (8:05:24 PM): sarah lambooy?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:05:36 PM): yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:05:47 PM): did you remember to pick up your laundry?
TrckXc (8:06:11 PM): hahah yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:06:17 PM): todd was telling us he was gonna shit all over it
TrckXc (8:07:37 PM): who is this
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:07:49 PM): he shit all over one of my shirts last time, and i didn't even know until i put it on and got it all over my face
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:09:54 PM): are you there?
TrckXc (8:11:09 PM): yeah im here
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:11:30 PM): here where?
TrckXc (8:11:37 PM): indy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:11:44 PM): where at though?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:11:50 PM): so i can come to see you
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:12:54 PM): ???
Previous message was not received by TrckXc because of error (8:12:54 PM): User TrckXc is not available.


Well, she blocked me. I was just starting to get a feel for it, and I had a bunch of funny ideas. I'll try again with a different sn some day.

Monday, January 17, 2005

Your Anus

Agazooba: hi
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hi
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: how are you?
Agazooba: hi
Agazooba: good
Agazooba: asl
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: 12/f/fl
Agazooba: r u relly 12?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yup
Agazooba: cam
Agazooba: ?
Agazooba: pic?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: pic
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: pic my anus?
Agazooba: where
Agazooba: ur profile
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
Agazooba: which ones u?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm the one on the left in the top pic
Agazooba: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that isn't really what i look like though
Agazooba: with the chick
Agazooba: ur gay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
Agazooba: have u ever fucked a guy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my dog
Agazooba: did u relly
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: say true
Agazooba: did it feel good
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: for a little while
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but i got worms in my dick
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that didn't feel good
Agazooba: ewwwwwww
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it felt even worse having to explain the whole thing to jesus
Agazooba: awww
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my neighbor ejaculated into my anus when i was little
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: would you agree?
Agazooba: brb
Agazooba: back
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yes
Agazooba: welll g2g ttyl ill ad u bye
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: don't go
Agazooba: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: never mind
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: go
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: leave now
Agazooba: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: do you have any ? for me
Agazooba: any what
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i had a friend
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i just want you to realize that
Agazooba: ok kool
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he was an acrobat
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: on the south side
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he coulda had something
Agazooba: r u good a sex
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: we had many good times together
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but then...
Agazooba: what
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he...
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: exploded
Agazooba: what do u mean

Viva la Bitch

thatguyBAM: are you a guy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
thatguyBAM: are you hot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: pretty much
thatguyBAM: sounds nice
thatguyBAM: describe urself
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: tall
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: dark
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: blue eyes
thatguyBAM: hot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: blond hair
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's about it
thatguyBAM: are you horney
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not right now
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: come back tomorrow
thatguyBAM: do you wanna be
thatguyBAM: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not yet
thatguyBAM: why not
thatguyBAM: i can make you
thatguyBAM: anyway you want
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i guess that's true
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i never really thought about it that way
thatguyBAM: i can make you so happy......if you would only allow me
thatguyBAM: so wat do you say
thatguyBAM: if you dont i am so sure you will regret it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i regret a lot of things
thatguyBAM: you wont regret this
thatguyBAM: i swear
thatguyBAM: so....wat do you say
thatguyBAM: ??
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i mainly regret the time i decided to have sex with my brother-in-law
thatguyBAM: .........are you a guy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
thatguyBAM: o....well thats ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: everyone found out it was my kid
thatguyBAM: ??
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i was so ashamed
thatguyBAM: uh....?
thatguyBAM: are you gay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's why i regret doing it
thatguyBAM: o ok
thatguyBAM: well....
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: so
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: where do we start?
thatguyBAM: .........yeaH
thatguyBAM: you pick......
thatguyBAM: ??
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what options are there?
thatguyBAM: ANY OPTIONS YOU WANT
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i had skittles
thatguyBAM: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: well
thatguyBAM: ......ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you go
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm no good at these things
thatguyBAM: umm do you have any ? for me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is your address?
thatguyBAM: wat kinda of ? is that
thatguyBAM: wat state do you live in
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is your phone #?
thatguyBAM: wat state do you livei n
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: florida
thatguyBAM: cool....i live in new york
thatguyBAM: this isnt my sn
thatguyBAM: its my friends
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: how do you explain that?
thatguyBAM: i just got her password so i am on it
thatguyBAM: ?wat
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm not buying it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm calling the police
thatguyBAM: ?
thatguyBAM: wat arent you buying
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: your story
thatguyBAM: wat do you mean
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you for rill?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's what i wanna know
thatguyBAM: am i wat
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you the rill dill?
thatguyBAM: ?
thatguyBAM: uh you mean wat i told you
thatguyBAM: like i live in ny and this isnt mi sn and that stuff
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's the story
thatguyBAM: yeah....uh thats for real
thatguyBAM: i am not lieing
thatguyBAM: why?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: do you own a boathouse?
thatguyBAM: ? wat
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what was your name again?
thatguyBAM: why are yoy asking this?
thatguyBAM: you*
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: did you know i'm with the FBI?
thatguyBAM: what
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm on here looking for perverts trying to find children to kidnap
thatguyBAM: ?ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: someone should be there very soon
thatguyBAM: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: just stay where you are
thatguyBAM: ok sure
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: this is your last victim
thatguyBAM: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: goodnight, kevin