Don't read this.

egyptionasas: hiiii
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hi there
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: how are you?
egyptionasas: fin u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm alright
egyptionasas: cool
egyptionasas: asl
egyptionasas: ??
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: 16/f/mn
egyptionasas: cool
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: u?
egyptionasas: 17 m eg
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sweet
egyptionasas: yup
egyptionasas: do u have pic
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: wait
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 wants to directly connect.
egyptionasas is not accepting Direct IM connections.
egyptionasas: can see it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you wouldn't accept the connection
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: how can you see it if you don't accept?
egyptionasas: im sorry
egyptionasas: send it agien
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 wants to directly connect.
egyptionasas is now directly connected.
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05:(Blaire sends picture of Ani Sweet's ass.)
egyptionasas: where u face
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i don't have one
egyptionasas: ok
egyptionasas: but i think ur so hot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sorry
egyptionasas: wht
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sorry i don't have a face
egyptionasas: nvm
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh
egyptionasas: (Guy sends pic.)
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sexy
egyptionasas: thanks
egyptionasas: (Guy sends other pic.)
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: where are you from?
egyptionasas: egypt
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: wow
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's really far away from here
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: do you live there now?
egyptionasas: sure
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: well
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i can't afford a plane ticket right now
egyptionasas: do u wanna go to eg
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: as long as you're there
egyptionasas: do u wanna come to me in eg
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but i just can't
egyptionasas: i can go to usa
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: don't
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it could never work
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my boyfriend would kill us both
egyptionasas: why
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he gets very jealous
egyptionasas: cool
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i guess
egyptionasas: i think he is write u r sososos hot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: thanks
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ;-)
egyptionasas: :-*
egyptionasas: lol
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you know i want it
egyptionasas: sure
egyptionasas: me 2
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hell yeah
egyptionasas: lol
egyptionasas: :-*
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: :-*
egyptionasas: i think u can come to wg
egyptionasas: eg
egyptionasas: ???
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you have no idea of my position though
egyptionasas: why u say that
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i would be shot
egyptionasas: from who
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my boyfriend
egyptionasas: why all that
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i've already explained it
egyptionasas: but u can travel in any where u like
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but he will kill me if he finds out
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and he would find out
egyptionasas: how
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he'd know i'm gone
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and that would be enough
egyptionasas: ok im sorry we can be friends online
egyptionasas: :-*
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: good
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: :-*
egyptionasas: do u love him
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i love you
egyptionasas: why
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you treat me so much better than he does
egyptionasas: he is ass
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you can say that again
egyptionasas: why
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it's just an expression
egyptionasas: ok
egyptionasas: he should try with u vvvvv gooooodddddddddddddd ur sosososo sexy and hoty and cute and have nice prsonlte
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is vvvvv?
egyptionasas: very
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i still don't get what you were saying there
egyptionasas: ok
egyptionasas: i say how he treat with u like that he should treat wirh u very good and better cause ur so hot and sexy and cute and have nice personlty
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i get it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you're too flattering
egyptionasas: r u vrgin
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
egyptionasas: cool
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my boyfriend raped me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: seven times
egyptionasas: do like sex
egyptionasas: u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: as long as i'm not being forced into it
egyptionasas: i c
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh my god
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i have to go
egyptionasas: why

My Chest Hurt After This One

Tamara1454: thanx for the long e-mail.."ok"
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what did it say?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that was a long time ago
Tamara1454: that was like three days ago?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: when are you getting back?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: cuz you need to call when you do
Tamara1454: it said...."ok"
Tamara1454: what
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: call me right now
Tamara1454: ....
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: so i can stick my dick in the phone
Tamara1454: riiight
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: tiiight
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: as a motha fuck
Tamara1454: ? that was odd
Tamara1454: ....
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: odd man out?
Tamara1454: lol
Tamara1454: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you coming over here?
Tamara1454: no
Tamara1454: y would i
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: when are you gonna call brandon?
Tamara1454: i can't call him
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: why?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he's right here
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he's ready
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: look at him
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you can see right up in there
Tamara1454: lol i can't call him cuz i can't get offline cuz i'm waiting for someone to get on
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: just call him on your phone then
Tamara1454: my phone doesn't work
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: who are you waiting for?
Tamara1454: my friend damien
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: amd what happened to your phone?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: damien the gay guy?
Tamara1454: wats so important
Tamara1454: no
Tamara1454: he's not gay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you said he was
Tamara1454: my phone just shut off idk y
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you crazy bitch
Tamara1454: no
Tamara1454: thats cody
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: cody said that?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: cody
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: get off
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: let me talk to tamara
Tamara1454: no u dumbass
Tamara1454: lol
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but i need to talk to her
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it is very important
Tamara1454: i said CODY was the gay one
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that was cody
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he told me
Tamara1454: not that he is on here
Tamara1454: haha
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i was just talking to him
Tamara1454: lol
Tamara1454: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: don't lie to me, bitch
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you can call my brother
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: just leave your clothes on this time
Tamara1454: i would leave my clothes on anyways...and no i can't call ur brother
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: why?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: call him on your phone
Tamara1454: i can't call him on my phone
Tamara1454: lol
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh, i'm sorry, let me underline everything then
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: shut up
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: firt off
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you on myspace?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you gotta understand that some things are just funny
Tamara1454: no i'm not
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it took you like five minutes to type that
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it's ridiculous
Tamara1454: no my computer froze the box thing
Tamara1454: ridiculous?
Tamara1454: lol
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it froze your box?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: man
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i wanna party with that guy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hey
Tamara1454: hey what
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: maybe if you bring your frozen box over here, we can make some cold sodas
Tamara1454: lol
Tamara1454: ..
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sodas your mom
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hey
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hey sexy lady
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: come over here for some snacks
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hey
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: blackie
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is your feces?
Tamara1454: wtf
Tamara1454: lol i'm going to bed
Tamara1454: or else i'm going to watch a movie and get off this contraption
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: fiber
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: call brandon
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: or she'll die
Tamara1454: she'll?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: of natural causes
Tamara1454: lol
Tamara1454: i can't call brandon i dont' have the phone in my room
Tamara1454: and i dont' feel like getting it
Tamara1454: i dont' feel like leaving this general area
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: this general diection
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he's calling you then
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: so
Tamara1454: no tell him not to
Tamara1454: my father will get mad
Tamara1454: he is asleep
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i know your box is frozen
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it's probably stuck to your tongue
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: call the fire ambulance
Tamara1454: i'm going
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: come here
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you little bitch
Tamara1454: u little fool
Tamara1454: goodnight
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: thank you
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: bye
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: foolery
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm gonna go smoke a cigar now
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: bye
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: :-*

I found this on my computer. It isn't funny, but it is to me.

DerekTyler2005: hey
DerekTyler2005: i closed the window
KylieD05: DEREK TYLER!
DerekTyler2005: and lost your number
DerekTyler2005: sorry
KylieD05: 392****
DerekTyler2005: are you positive on that?
KylieD05: YES YES
DerekTyler2005: alright
DerekTyler2005: thank you
KylieD05: i wish i knew how to work my ipod

These Kids and They Tractrors

aparmer05: Hey Jake HROMAS!!!!
Alferd Packer 05: hey
Alferd Packer 05: what's up?
aparmer05: what are you doing up this late?
aparmer05: lol
Alferd Packer 05: oh
Alferd Packer 05: you know
Alferd Packer 05: gettin tipsy
aparmer05: is Ashley with u?
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
Alferd Packer 05: you know
Alferd Packer 05: and shit
aparmer05: Tell that hobanger that i said hi!
aparmer05: lol
Alferd Packer 05: alright
Alferd Packer 05: she says hi
Alferd Packer 05: lol
aparmer05: is she tipsy now too?
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
Alferd Packer 05: i'm 'bout to stick it in her mouf if you know what i'm sayin
aparmer05: cool
aparmer05: well, at least you guys are celebrating thirsty thursday!!
aparmer05: :-)
Alferd Packer 05: hellz yeah
Alferd Packer 05: you wanna come over and join us?
aparmer05: i just might
aparmer05: i can't go to sleep...think i might go get in my car right now!!
Alferd Packer 05: YES!!!!
Alferd Packer 05: do it
Alferd Packer 05: i dare you
aparmer05: i could...i don't have class tomorrow
Alferd Packer 05: let's go then
aparmer05: i would...but i'd better stay here
Alferd Packer 05: what?
Alferd Packer 05: come on now
Alferd Packer 05: don't be like that
aparmer05: oh...i gotta get rested up for this big weekend!!
Alferd Packer 05: you know it!
aparmer05: lol
aparmer05: Is Jennifer there?
Alferd Packer 05: absolutely
aparmer05: seriously?
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
aparmer05: oh..i just didn't think she was there
aparmer05: where are you guys @?
Alferd Packer 05: over here
Alferd Packer 05: duh
aparmer05: in the dorms?
aparmer05: that's what i meant asshole!
aparmer05: jk
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
Alferd Packer 05: haha
Alferd Packer 05: you got me
aparmer05: lol
aparmer05: well, i think i'm gonna get off here now!
Alferd Packer 05: no
aparmer05: why?
Alferd Packer 05: goddammit
Alferd Packer 05: this is my life
Alferd Packer 05: you can't have it
aparmer05: suck a bigger Dick!
Alferd Packer 05: don't touch my potty bottom
aparmer05: lol
aparmer05: sorry... i just thought that phrase was funny...
aparmer05: the girls on my floor have been saying it all night
Alferd Packer 05: why?
Alferd Packer 05: are they gay?
aparmer05: there just silly
aparmer05: tonight they were playing frisbee in the hallway
Alferd Packer 05: i had sex with justin last night
Alferd Packer 05: came all over his face
aparmer05: KUHN?
Alferd Packer 05: yeah boy
aparmer05: yeah.... well i did something to you while you were sleeping last night
Alferd Packer 05: =-O
Alferd Packer 05: was it something in my asshole?
aparmer05: yeah...i stuck a tie dye dill doe up your white ass!
aparmer05: lol
Alferd Packer 05: haha
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
Alferd Packer 05: i'm a huge black guy with a white ass
aparmer05: i could tell that u liked it
Alferd Packer 05: i suppose i did
aparmer05: well, when i saw your caboose, your cheeks were white!
Alferd Packer 05: oh my
aparmer05: Tell Ashley to close her legs...I can smell her cooter from all the way over here!
aparmer05: lol
Alferd Packer 05: haha
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
aparmer05: i don't know how you can stand to be in the same room as her!!
Alferd Packer 05: i'll smack that bitch for you
aparmer05: GOOD!
aparmer05: i'm going to get off here now!
Alferd Packer 05: no
Alferd Packer 05: shit son
aparmer05: HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY!!!!
Alferd Packer 05: happy tit shit
aparmer05: BYE!!!
Alferd Packer 05: bye bye now



JKUHNFARMS: r u fuckin with my girl
Alferd Packer 05: hellz yeah
Alferd Packer 05: glock glock
JKUHNFARMS: coo
JKUHNFARMS: hows life been traetin ya
Alferd Packer 05: alright, i suppose
Alferd Packer 05: a little too much titties though
Alferd Packer 05: i wish my mom would just hold off on that
Alferd Packer 05: ya know?
JKUHNFARMS: i here that
Alferd Packer 05: yeah boy
JKUHNFARMS: ur miller arent u
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
JKUHNFARMS: jake miller
Alferd Packer 05: and i'll fuckin kill you
JKUHNFARMS: u better hurry i comitting suicide
JKUHNFARMS: u sun of a bitch
Alferd Packer 05: yeah boy
Alferd Packer 05: at least i don't have sex with farm animals
JKUHNFARMS: is ashley still talkin to u?
Alferd Packer 05: yar
JKUHNFARMS: i hav to hav something to do on weekend
Alferd Packer 05: ok
JKUHNFARMS: ;-)
Alferd Packer 05: :-*
JKUHNFARMS: u go to what college?
Alferd Packer 05: indiana state
JKUHNFARMS: good i am goibg to kick ur ass tomorrow
Alferd Packer 05: bring it bitch
Alferd Packer 05: bring your tractor too
JKUHNFARMS: all rite u name the place and time
JKUHNFARMS: i will find it
Alferd Packer 05: ok
Alferd Packer 05: here
Alferd Packer 05: tomorrow
JKUHNFARMS: mutha fucka
JKUHNFARMS: which building r u in
Alferd Packer 05: lincoln quad
JKUHNFARMS: coo
Alferd Packer 05: you goan get fucked right up
Alferd Packer 05: you don't wanna mess with this shit
Alferd Packer 05: hell nah
JKUHNFARMS: where did u graduate
JKUHNFARMS: pendleton heights
Alferd Packer 05: providence high school
JKUHNFARMS: ok
JKUHNFARMS: by the way i dont fuck farm animals i leave it up to the dumbass city slickers
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
Alferd Packer 05: i'll fuck some farm animals
Alferd Packer 05: after i kick your ass
JKUHNFARMS: i bet u do
JKUHNFARMS: u do drive a low rider
Alferd Packer 05: what mahfukkah?!
Alferd Packer 05: i kill you nah
JKUHNFARMS: they r for guys who cant get it up
Alferd Packer 05: i'll get it
JKUHNFARMS: cool
Alferd Packer 05: i'll get it up for your mom
Alferd Packer 05: when she sells me some corn
JKUHNFARMS: thats between u and her
Alferd Packer 05: well
Alferd Packer 05: between her, anyway
JKUHNFARMS: u r the one wanting to fuck her
Alferd Packer 05: yeah?
Alferd Packer 05: what is that?
JKUHNFARMS: the way it seems u want to do it in the carn hole
Alferd Packer 05: what do you want from me?
Alferd Packer 05: why do you keep doing this?
Alferd Packer 05: how is your wife and my kids?
JKUHNFARMS: u tell me, im not dating ur woman
JKUHNFARMS: dumb ass
Alferd Packer 05: ew
Alferd Packer 05: oh god
Alferd Packer 05: no
Alferd Packer 05: byew
Alferd Packer 05: e
Alferd Packer 05: i have to showers nah
JKUHNFARMS: speak english
JKUHNFARMS: peace
Alferd Packer 05: yar
Alferd Packer 05: farmer
Alferd Packer 05: you listen to country music
JKUHNFARMS: no
Alferd Packer 05: you goddamn hick
JKUHNFARMS: i listen to rock
JKUHNFARMS: do u listen to rap
Alferd Packer 05: yar
JKUHNFARMS: if u can understand the words im imoressed
JKUHNFARMS: *imppressed
Alferd Packer 05: aparmer05: luv u too
Alferd Packer 05: damn
Alferd Packer 05: and i heard you ain't goan show tomorrow
Alferd Packer 05: oh well
Alferd Packer 05: i'll find ya
JKUHNFARMS: k
JKUHNFARMS: dont hurt yourself tryin
Alferd Packer 05: i'll hurt yourself tryin
JKUHNFARMS: did u get a head ache comin up with that
Alferd Packer 05: i'm god
Alferd Packer 05: you've been warned
JKUHNFARMS: K
Alferd Packer 05: bye
JKUHNFARMS: BYE
JKUHNFARMS signed off at 12:59:13 AM.