Monday, January 17, 2005

Your Anus

Agazooba: hi
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hi
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: how are you?
Agazooba: hi
Agazooba: good
Agazooba: asl
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: 12/f/fl
Agazooba: r u relly 12?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yup
Agazooba: cam
Agazooba: ?
Agazooba: pic?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: pic
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: pic my anus?
Agazooba: where
Agazooba: ur profile
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
Agazooba: which ones u?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm the one on the left in the top pic
Agazooba: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that isn't really what i look like though
Agazooba: with the chick
Agazooba: ur gay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
Agazooba: have u ever fucked a guy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my dog
Agazooba: did u relly
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: say true
Agazooba: did it feel good
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: for a little while
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but i got worms in my dick
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that didn't feel good
Agazooba: ewwwwwww
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it felt even worse having to explain the whole thing to jesus
Agazooba: awww
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my neighbor ejaculated into my anus when i was little
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: would you agree?
Agazooba: brb
Agazooba: back
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yes
Agazooba: welll g2g ttyl ill ad u bye
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: don't go
Agazooba: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: never mind
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: go
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: leave now
Agazooba: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: do you have any ? for me
Agazooba: any what
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i had a friend
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i just want you to realize that
Agazooba: ok kool
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he was an acrobat
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: on the south side
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he coulda had something
Agazooba: r u good a sex
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: we had many good times together
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but then...
Agazooba: what
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he...
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: exploded
Agazooba: what do u mean

Viva la Bitch

thatguyBAM: are you a guy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
thatguyBAM: are you hot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: pretty much
thatguyBAM: sounds nice
thatguyBAM: describe urself
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: tall
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: dark
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: blue eyes
thatguyBAM: hot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: blond hair
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's about it
thatguyBAM: are you horney
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not right now
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: come back tomorrow
thatguyBAM: do you wanna be
thatguyBAM: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not yet
thatguyBAM: why not
thatguyBAM: i can make you
thatguyBAM: anyway you want
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i guess that's true
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i never really thought about it that way
thatguyBAM: i can make you so happy......if you would only allow me
thatguyBAM: so wat do you say
thatguyBAM: if you dont i am so sure you will regret it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i regret a lot of things
thatguyBAM: you wont regret this
thatguyBAM: i swear
thatguyBAM: so....wat do you say
thatguyBAM: ??
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i mainly regret the time i decided to have sex with my brother-in-law
thatguyBAM: .........are you a guy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
thatguyBAM: o....well thats ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: everyone found out it was my kid
thatguyBAM: ??
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i was so ashamed
thatguyBAM: uh....?
thatguyBAM: are you gay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's why i regret doing it
thatguyBAM: o ok
thatguyBAM: well....
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: so
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: where do we start?
thatguyBAM: .........yeaH
thatguyBAM: you pick......
thatguyBAM: ??
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what options are there?
thatguyBAM: ANY OPTIONS YOU WANT
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i had skittles
thatguyBAM: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: well
thatguyBAM: ......ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you go
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm no good at these things
thatguyBAM: umm do you have any ? for me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is your address?
thatguyBAM: wat kinda of ? is that
thatguyBAM: wat state do you live in
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is your phone #?
thatguyBAM: wat state do you livei n
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: florida
thatguyBAM: cool....i live in new york
thatguyBAM: this isnt my sn
thatguyBAM: its my friends
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: how do you explain that?
thatguyBAM: i just got her password so i am on it
thatguyBAM: ?wat
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm not buying it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm calling the police
thatguyBAM: ?
thatguyBAM: wat arent you buying
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: your story
thatguyBAM: wat do you mean
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you for rill?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's what i wanna know
thatguyBAM: am i wat
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you the rill dill?
thatguyBAM: ?
thatguyBAM: uh you mean wat i told you
thatguyBAM: like i live in ny and this isnt mi sn and that stuff
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's the story
thatguyBAM: yeah....uh thats for real
thatguyBAM: i am not lieing
thatguyBAM: why?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: do you own a boathouse?
thatguyBAM: ? wat
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what was your name again?
thatguyBAM: why are yoy asking this?
thatguyBAM: you*
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: did you know i'm with the FBI?
thatguyBAM: what
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm on here looking for perverts trying to find children to kidnap
thatguyBAM: ?ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: someone should be there very soon
thatguyBAM: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: just stay where you are
thatguyBAM: ok sure
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: this is your last victim
thatguyBAM: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: goodnight, kevin