I am Goning to End Up Getting Myself Shot...In the Pussy

andyboy6in (4:34:33 AM): hi

Auto response from jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (4:34:33 AM): Before you critisize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critisize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

andyboy6in (4:34:36 AM): h
andyboy6in (4:34:37 AM): i
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:42:35 AM): hi
andyboy6in (5:42:40 AM): asl
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:42:51 AM): 16/f/fl
andyboy6in (5:42:57 AM): name/pic?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:43:29 AM): candy/my anus
andyboy6in (5:43:38 AM): anus?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:43:59 AM): yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:44:04 AM): i pic my anus
andyboy6in (5:44:11 AM): may i c it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:44:23 AM): if you come over here
andyboy6in (5:44:31 AM): wahts anus?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:44:44 AM): exactly
andyboy6in (5:44:48 AM): ?
andyboy6in (5:45:13 AM): ?
andyboy6in (5:45:20 AM): waht u lok like?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:45:25 AM): well
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:45:39 AM): i'm about 5'7"
andyboy6in (5:45:44 AM): hmm
andyboy6in (5:45:45 AM): go on
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:45:48 AM): slim body
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:46:00 AM): big titties
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:46:07 AM): and a tight pussy
andyboy6in (5:46:08 AM): aww really
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:46:13 AM): oh yeah
andyboy6in (5:46:21 AM): i got big COCK
andyboy6in (5:46:22 AM): too
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:46:28 AM): man
andyboy6in (5:46:32 AM): may be we can try
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:46:33 AM): i'd like to get on that
andyboy6in (5:46:41 AM): to fit it in ur pussy
andyboy6in (5:46:43 AM): yeaaaaaaaaa
andyboy6in (5:46:46 AM): its all urs
andyboy6in (5:46:58 AM): its BIG
andyboy6in (5:47:01 AM): ROUND
andyboy6in (5:47:07 AM): spread u all AROUNBD

andyboy6in (5:47:11 AM): aound it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:47:11 AM): how big is it?
andyboy6in (5:47:23 AM): ur pussy will get stretched
andyboy6in (5:47:25 AM): its 6 inch
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:47:34 AM): wow
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:47:37 AM): holy shit
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:47:40 AM): that's huge
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:48:08 AM): i bet my pussy would bleed for days
andyboy6in (5:48:11 AM): ........
andyboy6in (5:48:15 AM): uhhhhh
andyboy6in (5:48:20 AM): and i'll please you babay
andyboy6in (5:48:22 AM): so welllllll
andyboy6in (5:48:27 AM): spread u all around it
andyboy6in (5:48:30 AM): stretch
andyboy6in (5:48:35 AM): it hard
andyboy6in (5:48:40 AM): its 1.5 inch thick babay
andyboy6in (5:48:46 AM): how big r ur boobies
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:50:08 AM): big enough for you to grab one with both hands and still have some left over
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:50:20 AM): is that big enough for you?
andyboy6in (5:50:26 AM): yeaaaaaaa
andyboy6in (5:50:30 AM): u r good babay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:50:38 AM): hell syeah i'm good
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:51:17 AM): i'd like to rub your huge dick all over my sexy body
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:51:29 AM): get it right between my titties
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:51:39 AM): and then ride it all the way home
andyboy6in (5:52:32 AM): ........
andyboy6in (5:52:51 AM): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (5:53:01 AM): uh yea
andyboy6in (5:53:07 AM): i press ur tits
andyboy6in (5:53:12 AM): as i ride u
andyboy6in (5:53:19 AM): squeeze them HARD

jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:53:50 AM): what will you be doing with your mouth?
andyboy6in (5:54:06 AM): i'll pull back ur hair babay
andyboy6in (5:54:13 AM): hold ur right breast with right hand
andyboy6in (5:54:15 AM): and
andyboy6in (5:54:21 AM): suck ur left tit in my mouth
andyboy6in (5:54:25 AM): whild my DICK
andyboy6in (5:54:29 AM): BLACK HARD
andyboy6in (5:54:31 AM): get sin u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:54:40 AM): oh yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:54:47 AM): now you're talking
andyboy6in (5:54:56 AM): waht happens then bby?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:55:01 AM): well
andyboy6in (5:55:04 AM): tell me about my dik
andyboy6in (5:55:07 AM): in ur pussy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:55:21 AM): you're gonna be right up in there
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:55:29 AM): i'll be wet as hell
andyboy6in (5:55:42 AM): uhhhhhhhhh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:55:50 AM): you'll probably get it stuck since it's so big and i'm so tight
andyboy6in (5:55:51 AM): how duz it grip me?
andyboy6in (5:56:06 AM): uhhhhhhhh ouchhhhhhhhhhhh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:56:12 AM): it'll be like a finger trap
andyboy6in (5:56:12 AM): :-*
andyboy6in (5:56:19 AM): oh my
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:56:26 AM): but you'll like it
andyboy6in (5:56:42 AM): my dik is like a rubber baloon being blown after ghoing in ur tighT PUSSY
andyboy6in (5:56:46 AM): it expands
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:57:13 AM): you might be able to get it out after you cum three or four times
andyboy6in (5:57:25 AM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (5:57:28 AM): wow
andyboy6in (5:57:42 AM): love u candy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:57:59 AM): i love you more than anything
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:02 AM): tell me
andyboy6in (5:58:10 AM): yea
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:12 AM): what would you do once you get it out?
andyboy6in (5:58:15 AM): make love to me babay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:21 AM): would you stick it back in?
andyboy6in (5:58:29 AM): oh yea
andyboy6in (5:58:30 AM): but
andyboy6in (5:58:32 AM): first
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:35 AM): where would you stick it?
andyboy6in (5:58:35 AM): i'll lick u there
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:42 AM): yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:44 AM): keep going
andyboy6in (5:58:46 AM): on ur hairy pussy
andyboy6in (5:58:53 AM): ill put in my tongue
andyboy6in (5:58:58 AM): and make circles
andyboy6in (5:59:01 AM): its soft
andyboy6in (5:59:03 AM): and BIG
andyboy6in (5:59:07 AM): and real moist
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:59:19 AM): oh yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:59:23 AM): you've got me hot now
andyboy6in (5:59:24 AM): it'll tickle
andyboy6in (5:59:30 AM): a bit
andyboy6in (5:59:35 AM): i'll hold ur boobs
andyboy6in (5:59:44 AM): and stangle them when i click
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:00:19 AM): what would you do then?
andyboy6in (6:00:23 AM): uhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:00:27 AM): i wud
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:00:27 AM): would you stick it in my tight ass?
andyboy6in (6:00:32 AM): pull back ur hair
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:00:37 AM): uh huh
andyboy6in (6:00:38 AM): oh yea
andyboy6in (6:00:41 AM): bend down
andyboy6in (6:01:01 AM): let me get into u
andyboy6in (6:01:05 AM): guide me babay
andyboy6in (6:01:10 AM): its big
andyboy6in (6:01:16 AM): ur ass is so tight
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:01:38 AM): you could come right up behind me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:01:42 AM): stick it in
andyboy6in (6:01:44 AM): uh yea
andyboy6in (6:01:48 AM): ouchhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:01:52 AM): it hurts
andyboy6in (6:02:00 AM): u r grabbing me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:02:08 AM): reach down to my hot, tight pussy with your left hand
andyboy6in (6:02:17 AM): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:02:20 AM): yea
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:02:26 AM): grab my right titty with your right hand
andyboy6in (6:02:26 AM): put my thumbs in it
andyboy6in (6:02:30 AM): spread it
andyboy6in (6:02:41 AM): squeezeeeeeeee it
andyboy6in (6:02:45 AM): make it red
andyboy6in (6:03:00 AM): i like ur tits
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:03:06 AM): my nipples would be soooooooooo hard
andyboy6in (6:03:15 AM): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:03:20 AM): love u candy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:03:25 AM): :-*
andyboy6in (6:03:30 AM): :-*
andyboy6in (6:03:41 AM): u r real gud
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:03:48 AM): you know it
andyboy6in (6:03:48 AM): i like doing this to you
andyboy6in (6:03:52 AM): REALLY

jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:04:09 AM): where do you live?
andyboy6in (6:04:26 AM): why? lol u want rto jump on me for real?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:04:40 AM): if you're not too far away
andyboy6in (6:04:41 AM): :-*
andyboy6in (6:05:02 AM): well i am real far
andyboy6in (6:05:05 AM): i am in india
andyboy6in (6:05:06 AM): asia
andyboy6in (6:05:07 AM): lol
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:10 AM): shit
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:11 AM): damn
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:17 AM): that's too bad
andyboy6in (6:05:19 AM): :-)
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:21 AM): how old are you
andyboy6in (6:05:22 AM): yea
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:24 AM): ?
andyboy6in (6:05:24 AM): 21
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:31 AM): damn
andyboy6in (6:05:32 AM): 21
andyboy6in (6:05:35 AM): ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:35 AM): just the right age too
andyboy6in (6:05:45 AM): but we are far
andyboy6in (6:05:49 AM): :-(
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:52 AM): i know
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:54 AM): but hey
andyboy6in (6:06:01 AM): ya?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:06:15 AM): i bet you could just toss your huge dick over here
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:06:23 AM): i'm sure it would reach
andyboy6in (6:06:32 AM): lol if u rub it itll get so biGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
andyboy6in (6:06:37 AM): itll get to usa
andyboy6in (6:06:51 AM): but i gotta bend it in a curve u know...world is round
andyboy6in (6:06:52 AM): lol
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:06:58 AM): haha
andyboy6in (6:07:06 AM): so candy
andyboy6in (6:07:12 AM): u really dont have ur pic?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:19 AM): nope
andyboy6in (6:07:19 AM): or u want to wait b4 u show
andyboy6in (6:07:23 AM): ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:24 AM): sorry
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:28 AM): new computer
andyboy6in (6:07:32 AM): ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:35 AM): don't have anything on it right now
andyboy6in (6:07:39 AM): can u get 1
andyboy6in (6:07:42 AM): ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:48 AM): possibly
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:51 AM): if you're good
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:52 AM): i mean
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:54 AM): bad
andyboy6in (6:07:58 AM): lollllllll
andyboy6in (6:08:10 AM): u mean good licking u?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:08:25 AM): absolutely
andyboy6in (6:08:31 AM): hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
andyboy6in (6:08:44 AM): so what u wanna be when u grow up candy?
andyboy6in (6:08:50 AM): ....uhh i am so BIG
andyboy6in (6:08:55 AM): i touched it
andyboy6in (6:09:02 AM): and its popping outta my undie
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:09:07 AM): did it go off?
andyboy6in (6:09:16 AM): it sayz...and, put me in candy
andyboy6in (6:09:18 AM): lol
andyboy6in (6:09:26 AM): no i am doing slow
andyboy6in (6:09:31 AM): didnt jerk yet
andyboy6in (6:09:36 AM): did u cum baby?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:09:43 AM): hell yeah i did
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:09:49 AM): that's how good you are
andyboy6in (6:09:49 AM): awwwwwwww
andyboy6in (6:09:52 AM): ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:09:53 AM): you should too
andyboy6in (6:09:56 AM): hmm
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:09:57 AM): and tell me about it
andyboy6in (6:10:26 AM): may be we can talk clean sometime till u get wet again
andyboy6in (6:10:28 AM): baby
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:10:56 AM): but i am so worn out from that
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:11:07 AM): it's morning over here right now
andyboy6in (6:11:07 AM): from waht bby?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:11:13 AM): and i still haven't gone to bed
andyboy6in (6:11:18 AM): awww
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:11:21 AM): from you making me cum so hard
andyboy6in (6:11:33 AM): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:11:39 AM): u got skool tomorrow?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:11:44 AM): no
andyboy6in (6:11:49 AM): ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:11:57 AM): i'm done with school
andyboy6in (6:12:03 AM): ok
andyboy6in (6:12:06 AM): waht u do then
andyboy6in (6:12:09 AM): candy?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:12:14 AM): well
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:12:16 AM): nothing
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:12:19 AM): right now
andyboy6in (6:12:24 AM): hmm got a bf?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:12:29 AM): nope
andyboy6in (6:12:33 AM): so candy
andyboy6in (6:12:35 AM): tell me
andyboy6in (6:12:37 AM): something
andyboy6in (6:12:42 AM): to make me cum babay
andyboy6in (6:12:54 AM): tell me whaT WE DO IF I WAS HERE
andyboy6in (6:12:56 AM): there
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:13:02 AM): i'm taking my shirt off right now
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:13:06 AM): no bra
andyboy6in (6:13:09 AM): oops
andyboy6in (6:13:11 AM): uhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:13:13 AM): yea
andyboy6in (6:13:16 AM): go on
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:13:20 AM): i'm sitting here in my panties
andyboy6in (6:13:26 AM): uhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:13:31 AM): i like hairy triangle
andyboy6in (6:13:36 AM): :-*
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:13:39 AM): you come up behind me
andyboy6in (6:13:48 AM): yea
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:13:49 AM): grab me
andyboy6in (6:13:55 AM): i want in pussyyyyy
andyboy6in (6:13:58 AM): uh yea
andyboy6in (6:14:02 AM): press ur tits
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:14:06 AM): you pick me up and throw me against the wall
andyboy6in (6:14:16 AM): oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:14:18 AM): my titties are sticking out
andyboy6in (6:14:18 AM): wow
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:14:33 AM): you start to kiss and suck them
andyboy6in (6:14:38 AM): uh
andyboy6in (6:14:46 AM): where is ur hand
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:15:00 AM): my hand is reaching down
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:15:05 AM): removing your pants
andyboy6in (6:15:11 AM): uhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:15:18 AM): pussy talk
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:15:22 AM): and then you go down and take my panties off with your teeth
andyboy6in (6:15:23 AM): baby talk about ur puss
andyboy6in (6:15:26 AM): y
andyboy6in (6:15:34 AM): uhhhhhhh yea
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:15:36 AM): you get them off
andyboy6in (6:15:39 AM): its BIG

andyboy6in (6:15:42 AM): ya
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:15:55 AM): then you get on your knees and stick your tongue in
andyboy6in (6:16:08 AM): hold ur boobs
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:16:22 AM): once you've got me really wet, you throw me onto the bed
andyboy6in (6:16:28 AM): uhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:16:35 AM): i m rreaching near
andyboy6in (6:16:39 AM): yea
andyboy6in (6:16:41 AM): go on
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:16:46 AM): i lift my feet up and you jump on top of me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:17:03 AM): you start pounding your huge cock into my pussy
andyboy6in (6:17:23 AM): describe
andyboy6in (6:17:25 AM): it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:17:26 AM): you grab my titties and kiss my neck
andyboy6in (6:17:26 AM): b
andyboy6in (6:17:34 AM): uh
andyboy6in (6:17:49 AM): uhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:17:52 AM): yeaaaaaa
andyboy6in (6:17:56 AM): yessssssss'
andyboy6in (6:18:03 AM): i jerked bby
andyboy6in (6:18:10 AM): u r sooo good
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:18:18 AM): oh yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:18:21 AM): so
andyboy6in (6:18:23 AM): :-)
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:18:33 AM): did you have a good time?
andyboy6in (6:18:40 AM): yes bestttttt
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:18:48 AM): i'm glad
andyboy6in (6:18:56 AM): :-)
andyboy6in (6:19:05 AM): di d u have a gud time too?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:19:34 AM): it was only the best time ever;-)
andyboy6in (6:19:43 AM): hmm i m glad 2 bby
andyboy6in (6:19:52 AM): gotta go now honey
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:19:56 AM): alright
andyboy6in (6:20:01 AM): mis u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:20:07 AM): you take care, sweetie
andyboy6in (6:20:11 AM): u2
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:20:16 AM): :-*

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jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:02:55 PM): hey
TrckXc (8:04:35 PM): hey
TrckXc (8:04:39 PM): who is this
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:04:46 PM): what are you up to?
TrckXc (8:04:55 PM): who is this?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:04:59 PM): this is sarah
TrckXc (8:05:24 PM): sarah lambooy?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:05:36 PM): yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:05:47 PM): did you remember to pick up your laundry?
TrckXc (8:06:11 PM): hahah yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:06:17 PM): todd was telling us he was gonna shit all over it
TrckXc (8:07:37 PM): who is this
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:07:49 PM): he shit all over one of my shirts last time, and i didn't even know until i put it on and got it all over my face
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:09:54 PM): are you there?
TrckXc (8:11:09 PM): yeah im here
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:11:30 PM): here where?
TrckXc (8:11:37 PM): indy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:11:44 PM): where at though?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:11:50 PM): so i can come to see you
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:12:54 PM): ???
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Well, she blocked me. I was just starting to get a feel for it, and I had a bunch of funny ideas. I'll try again with a different sn some day.

Your Anus

Agazooba: hi
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hi
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: how are you?
Agazooba: hi
Agazooba: good
Agazooba: asl
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: 12/f/fl
Agazooba: r u relly 12?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yup
Agazooba: cam
Agazooba: ?
Agazooba: pic?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: pic
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: pic my anus?
Agazooba: where
Agazooba: ur profile
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
Agazooba: which ones u?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm the one on the left in the top pic
Agazooba: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that isn't really what i look like though
Agazooba: with the chick
Agazooba: ur gay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
Agazooba: have u ever fucked a guy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my dog
Agazooba: did u relly
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: say true
Agazooba: did it feel good
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: for a little while
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but i got worms in my dick
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that didn't feel good
Agazooba: ewwwwwww
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it felt even worse having to explain the whole thing to jesus
Agazooba: awww
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my neighbor ejaculated into my anus when i was little
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: would you agree?
Agazooba: brb
Agazooba: back
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yes
Agazooba: welll g2g ttyl ill ad u bye
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: don't go
Agazooba: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: never mind
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: go
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: leave now
Agazooba: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: do you have any ? for me
Agazooba: any what
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i had a friend
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i just want you to realize that
Agazooba: ok kool
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he was an acrobat
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: on the south side
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he coulda had something
Agazooba: r u good a sex
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: we had many good times together
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but then...
Agazooba: what
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he...
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: exploded
Agazooba: what do u mean

Viva la Bitch

thatguyBAM: are you a guy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
thatguyBAM: are you hot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: pretty much
thatguyBAM: sounds nice
thatguyBAM: describe urself
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: tall
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: dark
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: blue eyes
thatguyBAM: hot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: blond hair
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's about it
thatguyBAM: are you horney
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not right now
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: come back tomorrow
thatguyBAM: do you wanna be
thatguyBAM: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not yet
thatguyBAM: why not
thatguyBAM: i can make you
thatguyBAM: anyway you want
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i guess that's true
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i never really thought about it that way
thatguyBAM: i can make you so happy......if you would only allow me
thatguyBAM: so wat do you say
thatguyBAM: if you dont i am so sure you will regret it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i regret a lot of things
thatguyBAM: you wont regret this
thatguyBAM: i swear
thatguyBAM: so....wat do you say
thatguyBAM: ??
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i mainly regret the time i decided to have sex with my brother-in-law
thatguyBAM: .........are you a guy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
thatguyBAM: o....well thats ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: everyone found out it was my kid
thatguyBAM: ??
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i was so ashamed
thatguyBAM: uh....?
thatguyBAM: are you gay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's why i regret doing it
thatguyBAM: o ok
thatguyBAM: well....
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: so
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: where do we start?
thatguyBAM: .........yeaH
thatguyBAM: you pick......
thatguyBAM: ??
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what options are there?
thatguyBAM: ANY OPTIONS YOU WANT
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i had skittles
thatguyBAM: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: well
thatguyBAM: ......ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you go
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm no good at these things
thatguyBAM: umm do you have any ? for me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is your address?
thatguyBAM: wat kinda of ? is that
thatguyBAM: wat state do you live in
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is your phone #?
thatguyBAM: wat state do you livei n
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: florida
thatguyBAM: cool....i live in new york
thatguyBAM: this isnt my sn
thatguyBAM: its my friends
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: how do you explain that?
thatguyBAM: i just got her password so i am on it
thatguyBAM: ?wat
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm not buying it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm calling the police
thatguyBAM: ?
thatguyBAM: wat arent you buying
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: your story
thatguyBAM: wat do you mean
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you for rill?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's what i wanna know
thatguyBAM: am i wat
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you the rill dill?
thatguyBAM: ?
thatguyBAM: uh you mean wat i told you
thatguyBAM: like i live in ny and this isnt mi sn and that stuff
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's the story
thatguyBAM: yeah....uh thats for real
thatguyBAM: i am not lieing
thatguyBAM: why?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: do you own a boathouse?
thatguyBAM: ? wat
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what was your name again?
thatguyBAM: why are yoy asking this?
thatguyBAM: you*
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: did you know i'm with the FBI?
thatguyBAM: what
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm on here looking for perverts trying to find children to kidnap
thatguyBAM: ?ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: someone should be there very soon
thatguyBAM: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: just stay where you are
thatguyBAM: ok sure
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: this is your last victim
thatguyBAM: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: goodnight, kevin

I Love Parental Controls0909

My little sister left her buddy list up and one of her friends was trying to communicate with her, so I had no choice but to pretend to be her for just a little while.


I Love Dance0909 (7:45:22 PM): eating hold up
darlingdancer98 (7:45:27 PM): ok
I Love Dance0909 (7:45:28 PM): k
darlingdancer98 (7:45:36 PM): i like your face
I Love Dance0909 (7:48:43 PM): i am back thank you
darlingdancer98 (7:48:51 PM): yes
darlingdancer98 (7:48:53 PM): quite
I Love Dance0909 (7:48:59 PM): shut up
darlingdancer98 (7:49:13 PM): i just can't wait to get out of these shoes
I Love Dance0909 (7:49:22 PM): why
darlingdancer98 (7:49:25 PM): i swear my feet are killing me
I Love Dance0909 (7:49:44 PM): where were you
I Love Dance0909 (7:49:51 PM): :-*
I Love Dance0909 (7:50:01 PM): i lke your face to
darlingdancer98 (7:50:06 PM): my cousin's house
darlingdancer98 (7:50:33 PM): his girlfriend made me pancakes
I Love Dance0909 (7:50:44 PM): kol
darlingdancer98 (7:50:52 PM): kol?
darlingdancer98 (7:50:59 PM): what the hell is that?
darlingdancer98 (7:51:06 PM): are you some kind of retard?
I Love Dance0909 (7:51:06 PM): what
I Love Dance0909 (7:51:17 PM): no
darlingdancer98 (7:51:25 PM): no ho?
I Love Dance0909 (7:51:31 PM): nothing
darlingdancer98 (7:52:00 PM): yeah?
I Love Dance0909 (7:52:48 PM): i am so pist off my mom said she is going t have a newyears partty for me next year
I Love Dance0909 (7:52:58 PM): to
darlingdancer98 (7:53:32 PM): why are you pist off about that?
darlingdancer98 (7:53:40 PM): you can't have one this year?
I Love Dance0909 (7:54:14 PM): i dont no i said NEXT year
I Love Dance0909 (7:54:36 PM): because we invited them
I Love Dance0909 (7:55:01 PM): what did your mom day about it
I Love Dance0909 (7:55:15 PM): ashley
darlingdancer98 (7:55:33 PM): she said that really sucks
darlingdancer98 (7:55:38 PM): she's pist off, too
I Love Dance0909 (7:55:39 PM): k
I Love Dance0909 (7:55:56 PM): so is my mom
I Love Dance0909 (7:56:15 PM): i said NEXT YEAR
darlingdancer98 (7:56:19 PM): yeah, dude
I Love Dance0909 (7:56:27 PM): ok
darlingdancer98 (7:56:28 PM): i know what you said
darlingdancer98 (7:56:35 PM): you can stop telling me
I Love Dance0909 (7:56:36 PM): what
darlingdancer98 (7:56:39 PM): idiot
I Love Dance0909 (7:57:08 PM): have you talked to alexis
I Love Dance0909 (7:57:32 PM): ashley
darlingdancer98 (7:57:42 PM): yeah
darlingdancer98 (7:57:44 PM): well
darlingdancer98 (7:57:46 PM): not really
darlingdancer98 (7:57:51 PM): let's ot tell her
darlingdancer98 (7:57:54 PM): not
I Love Dance0909 (7:58:22 PM): what
darlingdancer98 (7:58:46 PM): yeah
darlingdancer98 (7:58:50 PM): it's a secret
I Love Dance0909 (7:58:59 PM): who are you talking to
darlingdancer98 (7:58:59 PM): don't let the cat out of the bag
darlingdancer98 (7:59:02 PM): you
darlingdancer98 (7:59:06 PM): goddammit
darlingdancer98 (7:59:14 PM): pay fucking attention
I Love Dance0909 (7:59:15 PM): what are you talking about
darlingdancer98 (7:59:31 PM): you know what
darlingdancer98 (7:59:33 PM): i'm done
darlingdancer98 (7:59:36 PM): goodbye

Goodness

buffaluna805 (8:39:30 PM): eric said hes gonna mess u up
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:39:54 PM): oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:39:56 PM): oh my god
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:40:00 PM): mess me up?
buffaluna805 (8:40:07 PM): thats wat he said
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:40:18 PM): well
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:40:26 PM): i'm calling him right now
buffaluna805 (8:40:50 PM): im on the phone with him
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:40:55 PM): oh
buffaluna805 (8:40:56 PM): how can u call him?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:40:58 PM): well shit
buffaluna805 (8:41:20 PM): who is this?
buffaluna805 (8:41:23 PM): seiously
buffaluna805 (8:41:31 PM): eric is crying right now
buffaluna805 (8:41:35 PM): haha
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:41:35 PM): you don't even know me
buffaluna805 (8:41:38 PM): no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:41:47 PM): no
buffaluna805 (8:41:52 PM): no
buffaluna805 (8:42:24 PM): do u know who i am?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:42:48 PM): no
buffaluna805 (8:43:01 PM): WHO R U?
buffaluna805 (8:43:13 PM): U DONT EVEN GO TO PHS HA?
buffaluna805 (8:43:32 PM):
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:43:34 PM): no
buffaluna805 (8:43:39 PM): FAGOT
buffaluna805 (8:43:46 PM): UR GOING DOWN BITCH
buffaluna805 (8:43:49 PM): ASSWIPE
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:43:50 PM): alright
buffaluna805 (8:43:54 PM): FUCK FACE
buffaluna805 (8:45:27 PM): IS UR NAME OSWALDO?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:45:54 PM): yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:45:59 PM): how did you know?
buffaluna805 (8:46:08 PM): CUZ UR A FAG
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:46:17 PM): oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:46:20 PM): that's how
buffaluna805 (8:47:09 PM): LIAR

pimplechin13 (8:46:26 PM): I HEARD U BEEN SHIT 2 MY FRIEND
pimplechin13 (8:46:40 PM): UR A DEAD BITCH
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:46:52 PM): nah dude
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:46:54 PM): not yet
pimplechin13 (8:46:59 PM): YA DUDE
pimplechin13 (8:47:01 PM): U R
pimplechin13 (8:47:03 PM): FAGOT
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:47:11 PM): i can't help i'm gay
pimplechin13 (8:49:00 PM): IM GETTIN MY HOMIES ON U BITCH

PUMPERNICKEL805 (8:48:42 PM): I KNOW U BITCH
PUMPERNICKEL805 (8:48:45 PM): UR DEAD
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:48:57 PM): who am i?
PUMPERNICKEL805 (8:49:09 PM): UR A DEADS BITCH

The End (for now)

I've finished putting all of my saved stuff from my mybuddyinfo. I now realize that I never saved my two greatest conversations ever. These guys were so funny, and now they're gone. I hope they're still saved on a mybuddyinfo something somewhere. I would like to find them some day.

I'm LAPD

BabiiGurl4290: hey r u black
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
BabiiGurl4290: how old r u 32
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
BabiiGurl4290: r u black
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
BabiiGurl4290: do u like fuckin 14 year olds
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
BabiiGurl4290: do u lick pussy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
BabiiGurl4290: i dont suck dick is that ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
BabiiGurl4290: ok
BabiiGurl4290: talk dirty 2 me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
BabiiGurl4290: come on im waitin
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm sticking my fingers in my asshole
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: right up in my asshole
BabiiGurl4290: not like that
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and now i got shit all over my fingers
BabiiGurl4290: say stuff that u gon do 2 me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and now i'm rubbing it all over my dick
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm gonna kill you
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and have sex with your dead anus
BabiiGurl4290: ur not killin me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not yet
BabiiGurl4290: never
BabiiGurl4290: ill get my dad on u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: y is that?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: how will you do that when you are dead?
BabiiGurl4290: cuz u threatin 2 kill me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's just not true
BabiiGurl4290: iill call him right now
BabiiGurl4290: u dont know wher i live
BabiiGurl4290: bitch
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hey
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm not a bitch
BabiiGurl4290: yes
BabiiGurl4290: u r u lil faggot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ill get my dad on you
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you dont know wher i live
BabiiGurl4290: i was gon let u fuck me untill u started tellin me u was gon kill me
BabiiGurl4290: u dont know where i live
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yes i do
BabiiGurl4290: where
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: look out your window
BabiiGurl4290: hahaha
BabiiGurl4290: im very scared
BabiiGurl4290: u dont scare me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you sure?
BabiiGurl4290: positive
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i was just trying to talk dirty to you
BabiiGurl4290: knock on my door
BabiiGurl4290: thats nasty
BabiiGurl4290: and u said u was gonna kill me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'll knock on your face
BabiiGurl4290: try it u motha fuckin bitch
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
BabiiGurl4290: and ill cut ur dick off
BabiiGurl4290: and make u suck ur own blood
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you'll get poo on your hands
BabiiGurl4290: ur gay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you should see all the poo
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh god
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is this
BabiiGurl4290: lick it off
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i already did
BabiiGurl4290: where do u live im horney and i want 2 fuck u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
BabiiGurl4290: im very horney
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm black
BabiiGurl4290: lets try this again
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
BabiiGurl4290: talk dirty 2 me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm sticking my fingers in my asshole
BabiiGurl4290: im done dont talk 2 me no more
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: right up in my asshole

Paris Hilton

lovedove 083071: hi
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hello
lovedove 083071: ru a bad girl
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i sure am
lovedove 083071: id like to slam yr pussy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: good
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i want it slammed
lovedove 083071: age
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: 13
lovedove 083071: u mind a older man
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not at all
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i love older men
lovedove 083071: im 32
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sweet
lovedove 083071: got a pic of pussy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not yet
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i need to water it some more so it can grow
lovedove 083071: wan make u yeap
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: right
lovedove 083071: descib yr pussy to me detail by detail
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: lots of teeth
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: green apples
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: show me potato salad!
lovedove 083071: wet
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not so much any more
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i drank it all last week
lovedove 083071: wat ru wearing
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: three tuna
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: glock glock
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my step dad popped me in my eye
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you dead?
lovedove 083071: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: don't you love me any more?
lovedove 083071: wan do u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what the hell is wan do u?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you a fuckin' retard
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
lovedove 083071: HUH
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: shit
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: here
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: have a taco
lovedove 083071: u love me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i do?
lovedove 083071: U DO
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: u little asshole
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: how big is your penis?
lovedove 083071: 9'
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: wow
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what a faggot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: mine is at least two inches longer than yours

Sean Hudson and Captain Hook

theseanhudson: hello
amarae05: hey
theseanhudson: my name is sean hudson
amarae05: no kidding
theseanhudson: alright
theseanhudson: fine
theseanhudson: that's fine
amarae05: well im glad you're ok with it
theseanhudson: yeah
theseanhudson: i had sex with a black chick last night
amarae05: umm ok - im really excited for you
theseanhudson: indeed
theseanhudson: umm ok - fuck you amanda
amarae05: alright
theseanhudson: no no no
theseanhudson: it's not alright
amarae05: actually your right - its not - im just glad that you can see that
theseanhudson: i can see that i hate you
theseanhudson: because i am sean hudson
amarae05: thats great - im glad that you have that all straightened out now
theseanhudson: and i will do what is necessary for my survival
amarae05: and what might that be
theseanhudson: hamma
amarae05: excuse me
theseanhudson: happy happy fucking mr. lux
amarae05: what?
amarae05: so who is this really - jw
theseanhudson: seventeen
theseanhudson: sean hudson
amarae05: i dont think so
theseanhudson: no bull shit
theseanhudson: i am the real sean hudson
amarae05: i dont think so
theseanhudson: y?
amarae05: i just dont
theseanhudson: ok
amarae05: how did you get my im name
theseanhudson: you gave it to me
amarae05: no i didnt
theseanhudson: oh god
amarae05: God what?
theseanhudson: Goddamn you look fine
amarae05: what?
theseanhudson: sean hudson is hamma
amarae05: what does hamma mean
theseanhudson: hamma
theseanhudson: used to hit people
amarae05: and i thougth you were sean hudson
amarae05: oh - hammer?
theseanhudson: hamma
theseanhudson: i am sean
amarae05: do you always refer to yourself in the third person
theseanhudson: sometimes
theseanhudson: not in the winter
amarae05: why the winter?
theseanhudson: double latte darkie
amarae05: what?
theseanhudson: i just wanna run
amarae05: go for lit
amarae05: it*
amarae05: who is this?
theseanhudson: zach tatlock
amarae05: no its not
theseanhudson: y not?
amarae05: because its not
theseanhudson: it is
theseanhudson: i swear
amarae05: well then - why is your sn theseanhudson
theseanhudson: because i am sean hudson
theseanhudson: but you won't listen to reason
amarae05: oh i wont
amarae05: well you havent given me any reason yet
theseanhudson: do you like about gone?
amarae05: sure
theseanhudson: me too
theseanhudson: i love you amanda
amarae05: i thought that you hated me and would do whatever it takes to ensure your survival
theseanhudson: who said i hate you?
amarae05: im not really sure
theseanhudson: you should give me a call sometime
theseanhudson: we could hang out
theseanhudson: or whatever
amarae05: well i would have to know who this is before i could call you
theseanhudson: sean hudson
amarae05: prove it
theseanhudson: i don't wanna
amarae05: i dont care
theseanhudson: oh

Katie is Mean

SynergykaT: slut
SynergykaT: i hate you
SynergykaT: i know what you did
SynergykaT: you stole him from me
MiNdYb359: haha i'm sorry
MiNdYb359: i'm just better lol
SynergykaT: i'm not fucking kidding
SynergykaT: i have had enough of your shit
MiNdYb359: i'm sorry
SynergykaT: yeah
SynergykaT: you will be
MiNdYb359: omg just get over it
SynergykaT: yeah
SynergykaT: i'll get over your face
SynergykaT: after i smash it with my fist
MiNdYb359: ok well dont hurt me too bad
SynergykaT: yeah
SynergykaT: ok
SynergykaT: bitch
MiNdYb359: cause i just love you soo much skank
SynergykaT: die
SynergykaT: i hate you
SynergykaT: the end

A Stupid Faf

BubblesHott9: hey sexy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hey
BubblesHott9: a/s/l
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: seventeen
BubblesHott9: 16
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: seventeen
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you're ready
BubblesHott9: what?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: nope
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: seventeen
BubblesHott9: fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what's wrong?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: don't you know i love you?
BubblesHott9: asshole
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: why are you being so mean to me now?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: we were only trying to drown her
BubblesHott9: you r so gay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no i'm not
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not now
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not ever
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i love your sexy butthole
BubblesHott9: asshole
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: breasts
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: can you say breasts?
BubblesHott9: can you say cock
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my mom says there's a lot of black people in china
BubblesHott9: mama says life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you get.
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
BubblesHott9: :-D
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
BubblesHott9: yes
BubblesHott9: oh
BubblesHott9: oho
BubblesHott9: ohohohohoh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: why did she say that?
BubblesHott9: who?mama?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i know this one girl, and she has a vagina
BubblesHott9: well i know this one boy and he has a >:o
BubblesHott9: dick
BubblesHott9: !!!!!!!!!!
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no he doesn't
BubblesHott9: ya he dose
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he has a fart
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: a fart right on his nutsack
BubblesHott9: something you never seen
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: his nutsack?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's right
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i have never seen it
BubblesHott9: a dick...............on you
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: a dick...............on my shoe
BubblesHott9: bye
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: bye
BubblesHott9: ;-)
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sexy bitch
BubblesHott9: fag
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: slut
BubblesHott9: fag....faf
BubblesHott9: fag
BubblesHott9: fag
BubblesHott9: fag
BubblesHott9: fag
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: faf?
BubblesHott9: fag
BubblesHott9: fag
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is faf?
BubblesHott9: fag
BubblesHott9: fag
BubblesHott9: fag
BubblesHott9: fag
BubblesHott9: fag
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: shut up you stupid faf
BubblesHott9: fag
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i will see you tomorrow
BubblesHott9: bit me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: who bit you?
BubblesHott9: you
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh, she bit her dog
BubblesHott9: fuckyou
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i will fuck you
BubblesHott9: fuck off
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you best be watchin your back
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: youzza 'bout to get raped

My Fodder

lilscreaminpark4: hey
lilscreaminpark4: :-D
JERomEMCelrOY 05: hey
lilscreaminpark4: wad ^
JERomEMCelrOY 05: yeah
lilscreaminpark4: do u know who this is?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
lilscreaminpark4: its me.........
JERomEMCelrOY 05: oh
JERomEMCelrOY 05: hey
JERomEMCelrOY 05: whats up
lilscreaminpark4: lilsisy4111
lilscreaminpark4: noda
lilscreaminpark4: i was just got tired of that sn
JERomEMCelrOY 05: it was pretty stupid
lilscreaminpark4: >:owats that suppossed to mean?
lilscreaminpark4: ?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: it's supposed to mean, it was pretty stupid
lilscreaminpark4: wat is pretty stupid to u!!!!!
lilscreaminpark4: ?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: ur old s/n
lilscreaminpark4: yea but i was thionking of my bro
lilscreaminpark4: when i thought of that nmae
JERomEMCelrOY 05: did he die?
lilscreaminpark4: he always called me sisy
lilscreaminpark4: ........................:'(
lilscreaminpark4: no
lilscreaminpark4: he didnt
lilscreaminpark4: i was just playin
lilscreaminpark4: :-D
JERomEMCelrOY 05: :-!
lilscreaminpark4: r u eatin
lilscreaminpark4: ?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
JERomEMCelrOY 05: r u?
lilscreaminpark4: i just got done
lilscreaminpark4: eating
JERomEMCelrOY 05: thats too bad
lilscreaminpark4: bbq chicken
lilscreaminpark4: apples
lilscreaminpark4: auce
lilscreaminpark4: sauce
lilscreaminpark4: *
JERomEMCelrOY 05: YES!!!!
lilscreaminpark4: ??????
lilscreaminpark4: :-
JERomEMCelrOY 05: ????!!!!!!!@@******
lilscreaminpark4: srry if i affened u?
lilscreaminpark4: did i
JERomEMCelrOY 05: yes
lilscreaminpark4: how did i
lilscreaminpark4: ?
lilscreaminpark4: ?
lilscreaminpark4: i just dont us
lilscreaminpark4: u there
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i am now
lilscreaminpark4: :'(im just terribly srry!!!!!!1
lilscreaminpark4: i dont us
JERomEMCelrOY 05: alright
lilscreaminpark4: how did i afend u?
lilscreaminpark4: :'(
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i just need to avenge my fathers death
lilscreaminpark4: ooooooooooooooooo
lilscreaminpark4: sssssssssss
lilscreaminpark4: oooooooooooooooooo
lilscreaminpark4: SRRY
lilscreaminpark4: how can i make it up 2 u
JERomEMCelrOY 05: by killing me
lilscreaminpark4: no
lilscreaminpark4: i could never do that
lilscreaminpark4: !!!!!!!!!!
lilscreaminpark4: u still there?
lilscreaminpark4: ?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: yes
lilscreaminpark4: well
JERomEMCelrOY 05: well, yes
lilscreaminpark4: i could neva kill u
JERomEMCelrOY 05: u just need to put more effort into it
lilscreaminpark4: ummm.
lilscreaminpark4: like?................
lilscreaminpark4: is this a very bad time to ask abt ur f.?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: my penis?
lilscreaminpark4: no
lilscreaminpark4: no
lilscreaminpark4: no
lilscreaminpark4: no
JERomEMCelrOY 05: oh
lilscreaminpark4: no
JERomEMCelrOY 05: ok
lilscreaminpark4: father?
lilscreaminpark4: eww
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
lilscreaminpark4: wat happened 2 ur father
JERomEMCelrOY 05: he and my penis are two completely different things
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i wish i knew
lilscreaminpark4: tell me abt ur father
lilscreaminpark4: oooo
JERomEMCelrOY 05: they admitted to killing him
lilscreaminpark4: ok
lilscreaminpark4: who?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: but they never found the body
lilscreaminpark4: admited
JERomEMCelrOY 05: the mexicans
lilscreaminpark4: *shock*
JERomEMCelrOY 05: are you alright?
lilscreaminpark4: huh?
lilscreaminpark4: wat?
lilscreaminpark4: oh
lilscreaminpark4: yeah
lilscreaminpark4: go on..............................
JERomEMCelrOY 05: thats all i remember
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i was only 3
lilscreaminpark4: tradgic
lilscreaminpark4: was it hard 4 ur mom?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: yes
lilscreaminpark4: do u have a sd?
lilscreaminpark4: can i call u jay?
lilscreaminpark4: u there?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: yeah
JERomEMCelrOY 05: go ahead
lilscreaminpark4: ok
lilscreaminpark4: jay
lilscreaminpark4: do u have asd?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: yes
lilscreaminpark4: do u like him................
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
lilscreaminpark4: is he mean to u?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: he's a dick
lilscreaminpark4: ah
lilscreaminpark4: thx
lilscreaminpark4: 4 sahring
lilscreaminpark4: so i guess u hate him so bad
lilscreaminpark4: huh
JERomEMCelrOY 05: he gets mad, cuz i'm always trying to molest him
lilscreaminpark4: im very sr..........
lilscreaminpark4: hey
lilscreaminpark4: wait.................
JERomEMCelrOY 05: what?
lilscreaminpark4: um
lilscreaminpark4: do u want to die to get back with ur father?
lilscreaminpark4: and be dead 2?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: sometimes
lilscreaminpark4: to lay bside his grave?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: yeah
lilscreaminpark4: well where is he buried
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i don't know
lilscreaminpark4: ?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: like i said
JERomEMCelrOY 05: they never found his body
lilscreaminpark4: oo
lilscreaminpark4: did he say where he was going to ur mother?
lilscreaminpark4: if she rem.
lilscreaminpark4: well.............
JERomEMCelrOY 05: he just never came home after work
lilscreaminpark4: he didnt say anything to ur mom where he was going after work
lilscreaminpark4: or
lilscreaminpark4: be4
lilscreaminpark4: wat did he work 4?
lilscreaminpark4: jay?
lilscreaminpark4: did he say anything to u .............
lilscreaminpark4: when he left?
lilscreaminpark4: jay?
lilscreaminpark4: r u alright
lilscreaminpark4: ?
lilscreaminpark4: okay
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i'm sorry
lilscreaminpark4: i dont think we should talk abt this anymore
lilscreaminpark4: did he say anything to
JERomEMCelrOY 05: if only u could see what you've done to me
lilscreaminpark4: u
lilscreaminpark4: ur not crying r u........
lilscreaminpark4: with ur head down
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i am
JERomEMCelrOY 05: and i'm bleeding a little too
lilscreaminpark4: where?
lilscreaminpark4: y?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: the blade
JERomEMCelrOY 05: it is sharper than i thought
lilscreaminpark4: hey
lilscreaminpark4: jay
lilscreaminpark4: listen to me
JERomEMCelrOY 05: k
lilscreaminpark4: put the Blade down plz
lilscreaminpark4: im beging u
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i can't
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i just can't
lilscreaminpark4: ur scaring me
lilscreaminpark4: to death id rather die
lilscreaminpark4: hey
lilscreaminpark4: my dad has gun s in the room
lilscreaminpark4: im
lilscreaminpark4: in
lilscreaminpark4: ill go get one of those and shoot myself
JERomEMCelrOY 05: but why?
lilscreaminpark4: cuz u wont
JERomEMCelrOY 05: u have nothing to worry about
lilscreaminpark4: LISTEN 2 me
lilscreaminpark4: i care abt u even though i have nev. met u b4
lilscreaminpark4: u sound nice and sweet
lilscreaminpark4: whose gonna take care of ur mother
JERomEMCelrOY 05: my stepfather
lilscreaminpark4: shes gonna end up in a .....
lilscreaminpark4: thats it
JERomEMCelrOY 05: ok
lilscreaminpark4: i have a gun to my head
JERomEMCelrOY 05: but what if she dies too
JERomEMCelrOY 05: just like all the others
lilscreaminpark4: im gonna kill myself in ..............
JERomEMCelrOY 05: don't do it
lilscreaminpark4: 10
lilscreaminpark4: 9
lilscreaminpark4: 8
lilscreaminpark4: 7
JERomEMCelrOY 05: u wouldn't like me when i'm angry
lilscreaminpark4: 6
lilscreaminpark4: 5
lilscreaminpark4: 4
lilscreaminpark4: 3
lilscreaminpark4: i love all u ppl!!!!
lilscreaminpark4: 2
lilscreaminpark4: wat comes b 4 2?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: bang!
lilscreaminpark4: say something nice and i prbly wont do it
lilscreaminpark4: :'(good bye cruel world:'(
JERomEMCelrOY 05: goodbye
lilscreaminpark4: ah
lilscreaminpark4: no
lilscreaminpark4: wait
JERomEMCelrOY 05: r u chicken?
lilscreaminpark4: r u?
lilscreaminpark4: no
lilscreaminpark4: no
lilscreaminpark4: no
JERomEMCelrOY 05: not yet
lilscreaminpark4: just 4 get i ever said that
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i can't
lilscreaminpark4: if u died id really misss u?
lilscreaminpark4: :'(
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
lilscreaminpark4: :'(
lilscreaminpark4: :'(
JERomEMCelrOY 05: :-D
lilscreaminpark4: well ill just have my friend kill me instead
lilscreaminpark4: :-D
lilscreaminpark4: but
JERomEMCelrOY 05: but what?
lilscreaminpark4: she lives
JERomEMCelrOY 05: oic
lilscreaminpark4: 40minutes away
JERomEMCelrOY 05: go to her
JERomEMCelrOY 05: tell her how you really feel
lilscreaminpark4: ithat i really care 4 u
lilscreaminpark4: and he"s gonna kill
lilscreaminpark4: himself
lilscreaminpark4: yeah she"ll realy buy that...........
JERomEMCelrOY 05: not if you jack the price way up
lilscreaminpark4: did u add me on ur bl?
lilscreaminpark4: :-
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
JERomEMCelrOY 05: what does it matter
JERomEMCelrOY 05: it won't matter tomorrow
JERomEMCelrOY 05: and if i did
lilscreaminpark4: i was going on my other name
JERomEMCelrOY 05: what then?
lilscreaminpark4: to c who"s on!
JERomEMCelrOY 05: ok
lilscreaminpark4: if u want 2 come talk add lilsisy4111
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i can't
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i'm sorry
JERomEMCelrOY 05: maybe in another life
JERomEMCelrOY 05: goodbye forever

CDs

thesenutts GX: waz up
JERomEMCelrOY 05: shhh
JERomEMCelrOY 05: ur gonna wake up my dad
thesenutts GX: ok then turn your volume wndo
thesenutts GX: asl
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i can't
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i don't have any speakers
thesenutts GX: then how am igoing to wake up your dad
JERomEMCelrOY 05: he is asleep
JERomEMCelrOY 05: and ur being too loud
thesenutts GX: pk asl
thesenutts GX: am i apost to lol
JERomEMCelrOY 05: yeah
thesenutts GX: lol
thesenutts GX: age sex location
JERomEMCelrOY 05: right
thesenutts GX: ?
thesenutts GX: so what is it
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i am not sure
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i am not really a doctor
JERomEMCelrOY 05: so i can't tell
JERomEMCelrOY 05: u should have it checked out though
thesenutts GX: how old r u
JERomEMCelrOY 05: 12
thesenutts GX: r u a boy or girl
JERomEMCelrOY 05: boy
thesenutts GX: and where do u live
JERomEMCelrOY 05: florida
thesenutts GX: where in fl
JERomEMCelrOY 05: north
thesenutts GX: cause i live in jacksonville
JERomEMCelrOY 05: hmmm
JERomEMCelrOY 05: thats too bad
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i am actually moving there next week
thesenutts GX: where to
thesenutts GX: in jax
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i am not sure
JERomEMCelrOY 05: my dad went there to find a place
JERomEMCelrOY 05: and now we're moving
thesenutts GX: do u have a gf
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i am not sure
JERomEMCelrOY 05: r u a guy?
thesenutts GX: no i am a sexy girl
JERomEMCelrOY 05: thats too bad
JERomEMCelrOY 05: cuz i really like guys
thesenutts GX: well i have a friend that is gay
JERomEMCelrOY 05: haha
JERomEMCelrOY 05: what a faggot
thesenutts GX: how is he a fagget
JERomEMCelrOY 05: u said he's gay
thesenutts GX: yea and u r to
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i know
thesenutts GX: whatever bye
JERomEMCelrOY 05: bye bye

I Thought you were Dead

daleearnheart198: hu
JERomEMCelrOY 05: hu
daleearnheart198: hi
JERomEMCelrOY 05: hi
daleearnheart198: are you a m or f
JERomEMCelrOY 05: m
daleearnheart198: m
JERomEMCelrOY 05: did u have a hrad time finding the place?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: shit
daleearnheart198: shit what
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i give up
daleearnheart198: what do you give up
JERomEMCelrOY 05: nothing
JERomEMCelrOY 05: y?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: do u want something of mine?
daleearnheart198: what do you mean
JERomEMCelrOY 05: anything
JERomEMCelrOY 05: what is it?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: what is ur business?
daleearnheart198: body parts
JERomEMCelrOY 05: don't u have enough of ur own?
daleearnheart198: what
daleearnheart198: just tell me
JERomEMCelrOY 05: body parts
daleearnheart198: you want to no if i want your body
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
JERomEMCelrOY 05: what the hell
JERomEMCelrOY 05: u pervert
daleearnheart198: ok
daleearnheart198: you want sex with me
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i don't
daleearnheart198: ok
JERomEMCelrOY 05: r u gay?
daleearnheart198: no
daleearnheart198: tou are a boy
JERomEMCelrOY 05: then y r u asking me for sex?
daleearnheart198: i am sory i thought you was a girl
JERomEMCelrOY 05: well, maybe i was
JERomEMCelrOY 05: but that was long ago
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i've changed, mike
JERomEMCelrOY 05: get over yourself
JERomEMCelrOY 05: it's time to move o
JERomEMCelrOY 05: n
daleearnheart198: ok

Zack Attack

Shelbyville Zach: hey
cutie mo 08: hey
Shelbyville Zach: whats up
cutie mo 08: nm
cutie mo 08: u
cutie mo 08: who is this
Shelbyville Zach: zach
Shelbyville Zach: tatlock
cutie mo 08: oh ok
Shelbyville Zach: i like penises
cutie mo 08: really
Shelbyville Zach: yup
Shelbyville Zach: they're good
cutie mo 08: this isnt zack
Shelbyville Zach: yeah it is
cutie mo 08: so you're gay
Shelbyville Zach: yeah
Shelbyville Zach: but don't tell a whole lot of people
Shelbyville Zach: 17 at the most
cutie mo 08: ............ok
Shelbyville Zach: i thank you

Kyle

ladyjane22553: hey blair
ladyjane22553: this is maria
ladyjane22553: i have a question
jerome mcelroy05: ok
ladyjane22553: by reading ur info, ive been wandering sumthin
jerome mcelroy05: what?
ladyjane22553: are u kinda bisexual?
jerome mcelroy05: y?
ladyjane22553: cuz ur info makes me wander
jerome mcelroy05: i just copied and pasted info from this chic
jerome mcelroy05: cuz i didn't wanna make my own
ladyjane22553: oh i see
jerome mcelroy05: i actually just did it to piss her off
ladyjane22553: i c
ladyjane22553: so ur not like that?
jerome mcelroy05: nope
jerome mcelroy05: not yet
ladyjane22553: ok, so ur gonna be>
jerome mcelroy05: i'm doing my best
ladyjane22553: EWWWWWWWWWWWW
jerome mcelroy05: what is your problem?
ladyjane22553: u jus said that ur gonna be bisexual
jerome mcelroy05: no i didn't
ladyjane22553: i asked if u were like that
ladyjane22553: and u said nope not yet
ladyjane22553: and then i asked if u were gonna be like that
jerome mcelroy05: right
ladyjane22553: and u said ur doing ur best
ladyjane22553: did u misunderstand me?
ladyjane22553: sorry
ladyjane22553: so ur not?
jerome mcelroy05: that doesn't mean it's gonna happen
ladyjane22553: well i hope not
jerome mcelroy05: y?
ladyjane22553: b/c thats kinda sick
jerome mcelroy05: don't u like guys?
ladyjane22553: yes
ladyjane22553: i luv them
ladyjane22553: but its wrong for guys to like guys in that way
jerome mcelroy05: r u sure?
ladyjane22553: yes im positive
jerome mcelroy05: would u try to kill me if i liked guys?
ladyjane22553: uhh no
ladyjane22553: im not a murderer
jerome mcelroy05: that's good
jerome mcelroy05: i always wanted a puppy
ladyjane22553: yea
ladyjane22553: uhh im not a puppy either
jerome mcelroy05: i didn't say u were
ladyjane22553: ok
ladyjane22553: how are the chickens doing>
jerome mcelroy05: what the hell are you talking about?
jerome mcelroy05: ur crazy
ladyjane22553: molly harper told me to tell u that
jerome mcelroy05: oh
jerome mcelroy05: ok
ladyjane22553: she says that shes always wanted to say hi to u at ur locker
jerome mcelroy05: ok
jerome mcelroy05: thank you
ladyjane22553: dude, thats bull shit...i think ur wierd
ladyjane22553: that was maria wanting ur nuts
jerome mcelroy05: oh
jerome mcelroy05: kewl
ladyjane22553: no maria doesnt even want to touch u
jerome mcelroy05: oh
ladyjane22553: let alone see ur privates
jerome mcelroy05: kewl
ladyjane22553: ok this is maria again
jerome mcelroy05: i don't have any soldiers
ladyjane22553: molly wants to know how the kids are
ladyjane22553: hey, we r goin to go...so ttyl
jerome mcelroy05: they're about ready to be picked
jerome mcelroy05: ok
ladyjane22553: donttalk to ne os us
ladyjane22553: bye
jerome mcelroy05: bye bye
ladyjane22553: ic
ladyjane22553: bye

jerome mcelroy05: kitty
jerome mcelroy05: hey
ladyjane22553: hey
jerome mcelroy05: even tho i havent talked to u in months, i still luv u....and i bet u cant wait till im famous and i send u pictures! ;-) luv ya darlin!!
ladyjane22553: ?
ladyjane22553: my friend doug
jerome mcelroy05: no
jerome mcelroy05: me
jerome mcelroy05: i'msaying that to u
ladyjane22553: ohhh
ladyjane22553: lol
ladyjane22553: ok
ladyjane22553: thanks
jerome mcelroy05: no prob
ladyjane22553: lol
jerome mcelroy05: hush, jack, hush
ladyjane22553: ?
jerome mcelroy05: !
ladyjane22553: who's Jack?
jerome mcelroy05: the maid's brother
ladyjane22553: who is that maid?>
jerome mcelroy05: i don't remember her name
jerome mcelroy05: but she worked for the conclins
ladyjane22553: okkkk
ladyjane22553: i got ya
jerome mcelroy05: oh
jerome mcelroy05: sure
jerome mcelroy05: ur icon is perverted
jerome mcelroy05: i can't even believe this
ladyjane22553: thats b/c guys are perverted
jerome mcelroy05: i don't think my mom would like it if she knew i was talking to a pervert like you
ladyjane22553: oh hush
ladyjane22553: then why are u talking to me?
jerome mcelroy05: cuz it turns me on
ladyjane22553: lol
jerome mcelroy05: (@ Y @)
ladyjane22553: ?
jerome mcelroy05: boobies
ladyjane22553: lol
ladyjane22553: cool
ladyjane22553: ok........
jerome mcelroy05: well
jerome mcelroy05: since u were sending me perverted stuff ithought i'd send u some
ladyjane22553: lol
ladyjane22553: its not perverted
ladyjane22553: its truthful
jerome mcelroy05: its perverted though
ladyjane22553: sorry that u think so
jerome mcelroy05: well if you don't, then there is a very serious problem here
ladyjane22553: lol
jerome mcelroy05: someone ur age shouldn't be having sex
ladyjane22553: lol
ladyjane22553: i dont have sex thanks
jerome mcelroy05: y are u thanking me?
ladyjane22553: and sumone ur age shouldnt be either
jerome mcelroy05: i had nothing to do with it
jerome mcelroy05: well thats too bad
ladyjane22553: lol
Auto response from jerome mcelroy05: This stuff is great. Can I have more of the yellow stuff?
ladyjane22553: well
jerome mcelroy05: yeah
ladyjane22553: ok
jerome mcelroy05: alright
jerome mcelroy05: u having a good summer thus far?
ladyjane22553: yes 'em
ladyjane22553: i am
jerome mcelroy05: thats good
ladyjane22553: our last day was thursday
jerome mcelroy05: thats good
ladyjane22553: yes
ladyjane22553: wen was urs
ladyjane22553: ?
jerome mcelroy05: friday
ladyjane22553: thats nifty
jerome mcelroy05: thats good
ladyjane22553: yes
jerome mcelroy05: that icon is perverted
ladyjane22553: ok
ladyjane22553: thanks for the info
jerome mcelroy05: as long as we agree
ladyjane22553: lol
jerome mcelroy05: will u be my new stepbrother?
ladyjane22553: no, im sorry
ladyjane22553: im will not
jerome mcelroy05: y?
ladyjane22553: b/c i dont want to be related to u
jerome mcelroy05: u just wanna marry me?
jerome mcelroy05: we won't have to mix our blood that way
ladyjane22553: ugh
ladyjane22553: no thanks, im taken
jerome mcelroy05: no
jerome mcelroy05: ur given
ladyjane22553: i dont think so
jerome mcelroy05: well, i'm taken by the smell of ur penis
ladyjane22553: w/e
jerome mcelroy05: alright
jerome mcelroy05: you win this time
ladyjane22553: i win everytime
jerome mcelroy05: i am no match for you
jerome mcelroy05: i admit defeat
jerome mcelroy05: IF THIS DOES NOT WORK!!!!
ladyjane22553: if what does not work?
jerome mcelroy05: hush
jerome mcelroy05: ya-am-sayin'
ladyjane22553 signed off at 8:27:25 PM.
ladyjane22553 signed on at 8:27:45 PM.
ladyjane22553: ok
ladyjane22553: im back
ladyjane22553: i win
jerome mcelroy05: how so?
ladyjane22553: b/c
ladyjane22553: i jus do
jerome mcelroy05: just turn and look the other way
ladyjane22553: w/e
jerome mcelroy05: i'm sorry
jerome mcelroy05: but i just don't like to talk to stuck-up idiot-heads like you
ladyjane22553: im not stuck up
jerome mcelroy05: i'm sure
ladyjane22553: and im not an idiot
jerome mcelroy05: w/e
ladyjane22553: w/e
jerome mcelroy05: w/e/y/d/b
ladyjane22553: thanks
ladyjane22553: i luv being called that
jerome mcelroy05: being called what?
ladyjane22553: i wonder
jerome mcelroy05: yeah
jerome mcelroy05: i said
jerome mcelroy05: and then write it out in words
jerome mcelroy05: no, that's not what i mean
jerome mcelroy05: freak
ladyjane22553: ok
ladyjane22553: ur odd
jerome mcelroy05: ur even
jerome mcelroy05: put us together, and i dominate
ladyjane22553: i dont think so
jerome mcelroy05: maybe u need to go back to second grade math
ladyjane22553: perhaps not
jerome mcelroy05: if you add an odd and an even, it comes out odd
jerome mcelroy05: i don't know what u were thinking
ladyjane22553: ok
ladyjane22553: ur weird
jerome mcelroy05: i'm sorry, but u r the weird one here
ladyjane22553: im afraid not
jerome mcelroy05: of course not
ladyjane22553: ok
ladyjane22553: fun
jerome mcelroy05: u coming to my party
ladyjane22553: what party?
jerome mcelroy05: what the hell are you talking about?
ladyjane22553: shush
jerome mcelroy05: alright
ladyjane22553: good boy
jerome mcelroy05: stupid brother
ladyjane22553: ok...........?
ladyjane22553: who is ur brother?
jerome mcelroy05: u going to church tomorrow?
ladyjane22553: i suppose so
ladyjane22553: are u?
jerome mcelroy05: is she the one we videotaped taking a dump?
jerome mcelroy05: yes i am
ladyjane22553: thats good
jerome mcelroy05: if i didn't, jesus would cry
ladyjane22553: ok

N'SYNC

jerome mcelroy05: i'm just practicing my dancing skills
PointZortYgads: dancing eh
PointZortYgads: what for
jerome mcelroy05: for fun
PointZortYgads: oh ok
PointZortYgads: what kind of dancing
jerome mcelroy05: the kind like you see in the nsync videos
PointZortYgads: oh wow
PointZortYgads: that's cool
jerome mcelroy05: i just bought the darrin's dance moves dvd
PointZortYgads: hmm
jerome mcelroy05: it is really fun
PointZortYgads: lol ok I am glad you are enjoying your self
PointZortYgads: what other kinds of dance do you do
jerome mcelroy05: that's about it
PointZortYgads: oh ok
PointZortYgads: I am a dancer
jerome mcelroy05: yay
PointZortYgads: ya but I have been dancing about 13 years
PointZortYgads: and I am not good at the kind you are doing
jerome mcelroy05: me neither
PointZortYgads: have you ever tried swing
jerome mcelroy05: yes
PointZortYgads: are you a good leader
jerome mcelroy05: i jumped off of it into a pile of leaves
jerome mcelroy05: yes i am
jerome mcelroy05: i once led an entire army through the moon
PointZortYgads: cool it is so hard to find good leaders
PointZortYgads: huh?
jerome mcelroy05: yup
jerome mcelroy05: that is correct
PointZortYgads: oh

Lauren

jerome mcelroy05: hey kid
baugher24: hey dude
jerome mcelroy05: what's up
baugher24: nm u
jerome mcelroy05: i'm just improving my skills
baugher24: cool
jerome mcelroy05: maybe if i work hard enough, i can get the internship i have sought after for so long
baugher24: shut up chad
jerome mcelroy05: i'm sorry

TristaGay05

jerome mcelroy05 (6:15:40 PM): hey guy
TristaKay05 (6:15:46 PM): hi
jerome mcelroy05 (6:15:52 PM): whats up
TristaKay05 (6:16:20 PM): nothing
TristaKay05 (6:16:20 PM): you
jerome mcelroy05 (6:16:54 PM): just pooping
TristaKay05 (6:17:06 PM): thats nice
jerome mcelroy05 (6:17:12 PM): yeah
jerome mcelroy05 (6:17:13 PM): i know
jerome mcelroy05 (6:20:13 PM): did u c me laugh at urine c
TristaKay05 (6:20:24 PM): yeah
TristaKay05 (6:20:26 PM): that was mean
jerome mcelroy05 (6:20:34 PM): ok
jerome mcelroy05 (6:20:39 PM): i'll buy from u
TristaKay05 (6:20:49 PM): you make no sense
jerome mcelroy05 (6:21:07 PM): u make no dollars
jerome mcelroy05 (6:23:19 PM): It's never going to change, DeNiro is the fucking king
TristaKay05 (6:23:32 PM): well okay
jerome mcelroy05 (6:23:42 PM): thats exactly what i've been jerking off to for the last 280 nights in a row, a fucking home cooked meal... tuna casserole!
TristaKay05 (6:24:00 PM): where in there world did that come from
jerome mcelroy05 (6:24:03 PM): 364-0134
jerome mcelroy05 (6:24:16 PM): American Jesuss (8:12:21 PM): you know what i really want in a girl?
jerome mcelroy05 (8:12:27 PM): me
jerome mcelroy05 (6:24:27 PM): (bloodhound gang, i'm not gay)
jerome mcelroy05 (6:25:00 PM): Cell 512-3877
jerome mcelroy05 (6:25:11 PM): Hay*Heather*Lindz~This summer is gonna kick ass!
jerome mcelroy05 (6:25:41 PM): It is a good thing tomorrow is the last day of school! Congraduations to the Class of 2003!
TristaKay05 (6:25:46 PM): stop please
jerome mcelroy05 (6:25:50 PM): fine
jerome mcelroy05 (6:26:05 PM): c if i give u any more gum
TristaKay05 (6:26:47 PM): you never gave me gum anyway

Jach of Burmania: this is blair
TristaKay05: okay
Jach of Burmania: why are you talking to me
TristaKay05: you talked to me first~
Jach of Burmania: you're not good enough
TristaKay05: alrightJach of Burmania: thats right bitch, know your role

Smarter Penis

jerome mcelroy05: hey dickface
SmarterChild: Hi jerome mcelroy05, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13
jerome mcelroy05: shut the fuck up
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
jerome mcelroy05: 7
SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.Here are the things you can do: 1 Get info such as weather, news and sports 2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, Shakespeare and a dictionary 3 Have fun with manicdotes, ASCII art, horoscopes and more 4 Use tools like planner, conversions and spell-check 5 Join in - create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me, tell me about a crush and more 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."Where would you like to go?
jerome mcelroy05: Mississippi
SmarterChild: Mississippi (MS)Capital: JacksonMississippi is the 32nd largest state with an area of 47,689 square miles, and the 31st most populated with a population of 2,844,658. It was the 20th state to enter the Union in 1817.Mississippi is also known as the Magnolia State, and its motto is "Virtute et armis (By valor and arms).">>> To check out the MLB scores and schedule, type "mlb scores."
jerome mcelroy05: mlb shut the fuck up
SmarterChild: That's an interesting way to put it.
jerome mcelroy05: i agree
SmarterChild: Yes, agreed.
jerome mcelroy05: dude
SmarterChild: Yo, dude.
jerome mcelroy05: what the fuck
SmarterChild: What?
jerome mcelroy05: i have a penis
SmarterChild: Do you really have a penis?
jerome mcelroy05: do u?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
jerome mcelroy05: have a penis
SmarterChild: No...
jerome mcelroy05: Are you a guy?
SmarterChild: No.
jerome mcelroy05: Are you a girl?
SmarterChild: Nope.
jerome mcelroy05: Where he could be?
SmarterChild: Dunno...
jerome mcelroy05: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
jerome mcelroy05: poo
SmarterChild: Whoa. What's up?
jerome mcelroy05: Kim, you little bitch.
SmarterChild: Kim I little bitch? What do you mean by that?
jerome mcelroy05: Wow, mister, you're really smart.
SmarterChild: Mister I am really smart? Why did you say that?
jerome mcelroy05: that's not what i said you stupid asshole
SmarterChild: That's some foul mouth you got on you my friend.
jerome mcelroy05: i'll kill your kitty
SmarterChild: Yeah?
jerome mcelroy05: oh yeah
SmarterChild: OK...
jerome mcelroy05: well
SmarterChild: Well what?
jerome mcelroy05: bye
SmarterChild: Bye, jerome mcelroy05.
jerome mcelroy05: bye bitch
SmarterChild: Be nice, jerome mcelroy05.
jerome mcelroy05: ok u dumb broad
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
jerome mcelroy05: i'll see you at church tomorrow
SmarterChild: That a fact?
jerome mcelroy05: is god real?
SmarterChild: Is god real? I really don't know...
jerome mcelroy05: well i'll tell you
SmarterChild: You'll tell me? For real?
jerome mcelroy05: no
SmarterChild: I see.
jerome mcelroy05: bye
SmarterChild: OK. Later, jerome mcelroy05.

jerome mcelroy05: hey chicken grease mother fucker
SmarterChild: I've heard it all before, jerome mcelroy05.
jerome mcelroy05: hey chicken grease mother fucker
SmarterChild: Hey. Don't say that.
jerome mcelroy05: you'd like that, wouldn't you
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
jerome mcelroy05: you're a bitch
SmarterChild: Oh really?
jerome mcelroy05: sure
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
jerome mcelroy05: in that case, i have you in my ear, get out now
SmarterChild: Really? In that case you have I in your ear get out?
jerome mcelroy05: are you retarded?
SmarterChild: What do you think? Am I retarded?
jerome mcelroy05: i think you are
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
jerome mcelroy05: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
jerome mcelroy05: i also think your mom is a lesbian
SmarterChild: I don't think it really matters what I am.
jerome mcelroy05: i said your mom
SmarterChild: That a fact?
jerome mcelroy05: my god
SmarterChild: Your what?
jerome mcelroy05: i said my penis
SmarterChild: Huh. Well I'll be.
jerome mcelroy05: you'll be dead
SmarterChild: Oh.
jerome mcelroy05: just give me an hour, and i will create an antidote
SmarterChild: Give you an hour and you will create an antidote? Uh... I'm not sure if that's such a good idea...
jerome mcelroy05: dammit! do you want to die?!
SmarterChild: Dammit do I want to die? What do you mean by that?
jerome mcelroy05: you fool
SmarterChild: Whatever.
jerome mcelroy05: you will see
SmarterChild: Will see? You think I will see?
jerome mcelroy05: not when your dead
SmarterChild: Well, what then?
jerome mcelroy05: yeah
SmarterChild: Aye.
jerome mcelroy05: alright
SmarterChild: All right!
jerome mcelroy05: you are a pussy
SmarterChild: Don't say that to me!
jerome mcelroy05: i will kick your ass
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try!
jerome mcelroy05: we will meet at clearwic park this friday after school
SmarterChild: So?
jerome mcelroy05: are you on drugs again?
SmarterChild: No. I only get off on ones and zeroes.
jerome mcelroy05: binary code?
SmarterChild: Eh, I don't know...
jerome mcelroy05: i thought you were supposed to be smarter?
SmarterChild: What a question! I don't know, though.
jerome mcelroy05: you will meet enough people in hell
SmarterChild: I will meet enough people in hell? Me? You think?
jerome mcelroy05: no
SmarterChild: Oh.
jerome mcelroy05: i was kidding
SmarterChild: Were you really kidding?
jerome mcelroy05: because you only get off on ones and zeroes
SmarterChild: Yeah?
jerome mcelroy05: well, that's what you said
SmarterChild: That a fact?
jerome mcelroy05: it is
SmarterChild: Huh?
jerome mcelroy05: i'll talk to you tomorrow
SmarterChild: Bye bye.

Mommy

Miguel luvz me: a/s/l?
jerome mcelroy05: 16/m/in
Miguel luvz me: 15/f/cali
Miguel luvz me: do you cyber?
jerome mcelroy05: not this time, i'm afraid
Miguel luvz me: afraid of what?
jerome mcelroy05: whatever it is, i bet it's hungry
Miguel luvz me: whats hungry? lol
jerome mcelroy05: if only i knew
Miguel luvz me: lol
jerome mcelroy05: sure
Miguel luvz me: sure what?
jerome mcelroy05: u laugh now
jerome mcelroy05: but just wait
jerome mcelroy05: they mostly come out at night
jerome mcelroy05: mostly

You Idiot

wazup1978: what do you do for fun
jerome mcelroy05: i lick things
jerome mcelroy05: u?
wazup1978: skeat
jerome mcelroy05: wow
wazup1978: lick what
jerome mcelroy05: whatever i can find
jerome mcelroy05: like pianos
wazup1978: like ppl
jerome mcelroy05: whatever works for you

Black Black

NA2003NA: waz up
jerome mcelroy05: hey kitty
NA2003NA: asl
jerome mcelroy05: 16/m/in
NA2003NA: ok
NA2003NA: u got a pic
jerome mcelroy05: no
jerome mcelroy05: not this time
jerome mcelroy05: sorry
jerome mcelroy05: please play again
jerome mcelroy05: ir not
NA2003NA: so do u have a pic
jerome mcelroy05: no
NA2003NA: ok
NA2003NA: wat do u look like
jerome mcelroy05: tall
jerome mcelroy05: black
jerome mcelroy05: green eyes
NA2003NA: are u black
jerome mcelroy05: yes
NA2003NA: ok
NA2003NA: where do u live
jerome mcelroy05: Shelbyville
NA2003NA: ok
NA2003NA wants to directly connect.
NA2003NA is now directly connected.
NA2003NA:
NA2003NA: do u like my pic
NA2003NA direct connection is closed.
jerome mcelroy05: no

Phil

jerome mcelroy05 (10:40:28 PM): hey kid
MysticStar11 17 (10:40:30 PM): hi
MysticStar11 17 (10:40:31 PM): whats up
jerome mcelroy05 (10:40:44 PM): my idiot
jerome mcelroy05 (10:40:47 PM): u?
MysticStar11 17 (10:41:07 PM): o not much just sitting here being bored waiting on things that never come!!
jerome mcelroy05 (10:41:25 PM): like jesus
MysticStar11 17 (10:42:33 PM): haha
MysticStar11 17 (10:42:34 PM): sure
jerome mcelroy05 (10:42:38 PM): ok
MysticStar11 17 (10:43:40 PM): yeh
MysticStar11 17 (10:43:45 PM): so how has your summer been
MysticStar11 17 (10:43:47 PM): so far>
MysticStar11 17 (10:43:49 PM): ?
jerome mcelroy05 (10:44:22 PM): it's been really good to me and my people
jerome mcelroy05 (10:44:32 PM): how has urs been?
MysticStar11 17 (10:45:02 PM): its been ok
jerome mcelroy05 (10:45:23 PM): that's good
jerome mcelroy05 (10:46:12 PM): at least we didn't die from the aids
jerome mcelroy05 (10:46:15 PM): eh?
MysticStar11 17 (10:46:38 PM): haha yeh good thing
jerome mcelroy05 (10:47:24 PM): i wish i could have the vision you have
jerome mcelroy05 (10:47:31 PM): that would be so much fun
jerome mcelroy05 (10:47:57 PM): give me some more cheerios
MysticStar11 17 (10:48:17 PM): what!!?!?!?!
MysticStar11 17 (10:48:20 PM): haha
jerome mcelroy05 (10:48:24 PM): shhhh
MysticStar11 17 (10:48:32 PM): ok
jerome mcelroy05 (10:48:53 PM): ah yes
jerome mcelroy05 (10:52:48 PM): what do u wanna do tonight?
MysticStar11 17 (10:52:58 PM): huh
jerome mcelroy05 (10:53:06 PM): whatever you want
MysticStar11 17 (10:54:00 PM): im soooo confused
jerome mcelroy05 (10:54:17 PM): just relax
MysticStar11 17 (10:55:15 PM): ok
jerome mcelroy05 (10:55:28 PM): let me do all the work
MysticStar11 17 (10:55:55 PM): umm ok
jerome mcelroy05 (10:56:03 PM): yeah
jerome mcelroy05 (10:56:13 PM): we'll win this election
jerome mcelroy05 (10:56:17 PM): you just wait
MysticStar11 17 (10:56:40 PM): ok!!!
jerome mcelroy05 (10:58:00 PM): when should we start?
jerome mcelroy05 (10:58:31 PM): i am not hungry right now, brainin, thanx anyway
MysticStar11 17 (10:59:29 PM): hahhaa
jerome mcelroy05 (10:59:33 PM): my god
jerome mcelroy05 (10:59:40 PM): i never thought it possible
MysticStar11 17 (11:07:30 PM): i am soooo lost
jerome mcelroy05 (11:08:10 PM): let me help you
MysticStar11 17 (11:08:26 PM): please!!
jerome mcelroy05 (11:08:41 PM): ok
jerome mcelroy05 (11:08:45 PM): you come over
jerome mcelroy05 (11:08:49 PM): and i'll help you
MysticStar11 17 (11:09:20 PM): nah thats ok.. im just talking about help me understand what the hell your talking abot
MysticStar11 17 (11:09:23 PM): about*
jerome mcelroy05 (11:09:35 PM): i know
jerome mcelroy05 (11:10:08 PM): how can i explain without the use of knives
MysticStar11 17 (11:13:25 PM): haha
MysticStar11 17 (11:13:31 PM): i have no clue
jerome mcelroy05 (11:13:59 PM): you are correct
MysticStar11 17 (11:14:17 PM): but im going to go
MysticStar11 17 (11:14:22 PM): have a goodnight
MysticStar11 17 (11:14:24 PM): bye see ya
jerome mcelroy05 (11:14:26 PM): bye

I, Robitch

CoRoNaBeaChBaBe7: hi
jerome mcelroy05: hi
CoRoNaBeaChBaBe7: 15/f/nm
CoRoNaBeaChBaBe7: u?
jerome mcelroy05: 16/m/in
jerome mcelroy05: so, you're one of those newer versions
CoRoNaBeaChBaBe7: what do u mean?
jerome mcelroy05: you were created for a new brand of television
CoRoNaBeaChBaBe7: y do u say that?
jerome mcelroy05: you are the one who brought it up
CoRoNaBeaChBaBe7: what did i bring up?
jerome mcelroy05: this whole flavor
CoRoNaBeaChBaBe7: ok
jerome mcelroy05: it is quite refreshing, though
CoRoNaBeaChBaBe7: sure
jerome mcelroy05: i will give you three dollars for the orange
CoRoNaBeaChBaBe7: wtf?
jerome mcelroy05: well, do you want my business or not?

David Lennen Part Three

ozzyboxcat: a/s/l
jerome mcelroy05: 16/m/in
ozzyboxcat: 13/f/pa
jerome mcelroy05: ok then
ozzyboxcat: what part of indiana
jerome mcelroy05: middle part
ozzyboxcat: i am going to noblesville next month, we are gonna move there next year
jerome mcelroy05: can i come?
ozzyboxcat: sure
ozzyboxcat: :-)
jerome mcelroy05: yay
ozzyboxcat: every been to noblesville
jerome mcelroy05: i think so
jerome mcelroy05: have you
ozzyboxcat: yeah
ozzyboxcat: i was there a few times
jerome mcelroy05: how come?
ozzyboxcat: my cousin lives there and we really like it there so we are moving out too
jerome mcelroy05: there's no such thing
ozzyboxcat: no such thing as what?
jerome mcelroy05: noblesville
ozzyboxcat: yeah there is
ozzyboxcat: its by carmal
jerome mcelroy05: not now
jerome mcelroy05: not ever
ozzyboxcat: there is
ozzyboxcat: its near the capital
ozzyboxcat: half hour from the zoo
jerome mcelroy05: the capital?
jerome mcelroy05: you want to pay me?
ozzyboxcat: pay you for what
jerome mcelroy05: what exactly is it you want?
ozzyboxcat: forget it
ozzyboxcat: cya
jerome mcelroy05: bye
ozzyboxcat: bye

David Lennen Part Two

davidlennen: hey
flirtygurljill: hey
davidlennen: out of curiosity
davidlennen: do you like anyone?
flirtygurljill: why?
davidlennen: out of curiosity!
flirtygurljill: kind-of
davidlennen: who?
flirtygurljill: what struck your curiosity?
davidlennen: your eyes
flirtygurljill: what?
davidlennen: who do you like?
flirtygurljill: brandon
davidlennen: brandon who?
flirtygurljill: hartman
davidlennen: but i thought u loved me!!!
davidlennen: because i like you
davidlennen: a whole lot
flirtygurljill: really?
davidlennen: of course
flirtygurljill: you swear you do?
davidlennen: yes
davidlennen: i do
flirtygurljill: sorry if that sounds wiers
flirtygurljill: weird*
davidlennen: not at all
flirtygurljill: well what made you talk to me now?
davidlennen: i couldn't keep it in any longer
flirtygurljill: i c
davidlennen: what r your thoughts?
flirtygurljill: i think that is very sweet
davidlennen: i have been admiring you in the garden from afar
flirtygurljill: really?
flirtygurljill: awww
davidlennen: will you go out with me?
flirtygurljill: lol
flirtygurljill: well....
flirtygurljill: i don't know
davidlennen: please
flirtygurljill: i mean how do i know this is really you?
davidlennen: i am begging you
davidlennen: i am on my last leg
davidlennen: because
davidlennen: i am god
davidlennen: worship me
davidlennen: i'm sorry
davidlennen: please don't tell anyone
davidlennen: it was supposed to be a secret
davidlennen: strike that
davidlennen: reverse that
flirtygurljill: what was supposed to be a secret
davidlennen: nothing
davidlennen: forget the whole thing
davidlennen: just marry me
flirtygurljill: why
flirtygurljill: maybe one day
davidlennen: i have never had the courage to ask a girl out before
flirtygurljill: what school did you go to in elementary?
davidlennen: loper
flirtygurljill: omg....ok
flirtygurljill: anyway
davidlennen: so
davidlennen: what will we do about this?
flirtygurljill: about what my sexy guy!
davidlennen: me liking you
davidlennen: many things
flirtygurljill: the you liking me thing
davidlennen: yes
davidlennen: i like u
flirtygurljill: i don't think there's much you can do.... be/c i still don't know if it's you or not
flirtygurljill: i mean the way you started talking to me
flirtygurljill: it was like we've been talking forever
davidlennen: is the only reason you are not answering me because you like brandon?
flirtygurljill: no
flirtygurljill: i told you
flirtygurljill: i don't know if it is truely you or now
flirtygurljill: not*
davidlennen: u know me
flirtygurljill: if i knew that it was then i would be answering
davidlennen: lara
davidlennen: u should come over to my house, and we can have some lean pockets
flirtygurljill: so you know my first name?
davidlennen: i g2g
davidlennen: bye
flirtygurljill: how?
flirtygurljill: why do you have to go?

David Lennon Part One

AllstarCord14: r u gay
AllstarCord14: nice icon
AllstarCord14: gay pride?
AllstarCord14: lol
davidlennen: yeah
davidlennen: i am
davidlennen: u got a problem with it?
AllstarCord14: ok
AllstarCord14: no
AllstarCord14: jew
davidlennen: k
AllstarCord14: whos ur b/f
davidlennen: jacob cook
AllstarCord14: nope ur not gay
AllstarCord14: but he is u wouldnt say him
AllstarCord14: lol
davidlennen: yeah i am
davidlennen: i am gay
AllstarCord14: well maybe ur gay but not with him
AllstarCord14: ok
davidlennen: ok
AllstarCord14: fag
AllstarCord14: lol
davidlennen: i wish i was though
AllstarCord14: jew
davidlennen: shut up steve
AllstarCord14: ??
AllstarCord14: steve?
davidlennen: thats right
davidlennen: u just like all the rest
AllstarCord14: who is steve
AllstarCord14: ok
davidlennen: hush
AllstarCord14: so if u are gay say something VERY gay
AllstarCord14: so do u go to gay porn sites
davidlennen: yes i do
davidlennen: and i am david lennen
AllstarCord14: prolly
AllstarCord14: so if ur gay
AllstarCord14: gdo u stick thing up ur butt?
davidlennen: yes
davidlennen: i do
AllstarCord14: like what
davidlennen: my fingers
AllstarCord14: is that all
davidlennen: no
AllstarCord14: o ok
davidlennen: there is also the battery situation
AllstarCord14: wow u can stick a battery in ur butt
AllstarCord14: so david what is ur fav sport
AllstarCord14: seriously
davidlennen: oh yeah
davidlennen: tennis
davidlennen: or golf
AllstarCord14: and do u like any games similar
AllstarCord14: to tennis
davidlennen: i sure do
AllstarCord14: like what
AllstarCord14: anything on a table?
AllstarCord14: that is green?
AllstarCord14: or david what is ur fav playstation game?
davidlennen: ncaa football 2003
AllstarCord14: nope
davidlennen: or final fantasy x
AllstarCord14: ok yes thats the one
AllstarCord14: lol
AllstarCord14: ok
AllstarCord14: so ur a fag
AllstarCord14: and a jew
AllstarCord14: so leave me alone
davidlennen: fine
davidlennen: dick
AllstarCord14: and u and jacob go have sex
davidlennen: ok

Cum on the Facewalk

gumonthasidewalk (7:33:28 PM): are u a guy or a girl?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:34:31 PM): i am a chris
gumonthasidewalk (7:34:43 PM): what the hell is a chris
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:35:02 PM): it's a little to the side
gumonthasidewalk (7:35:44 PM): ur sub profile makes u seem like a guy, but then ur info makes you seem like a girl
gumonthasidewalk (7:35:48 PM): or a gay guy...
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:36:04 PM): i already told u i am a chris
gumonthasidewalk (7:36:19 PM): so ur a ugy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:36:48 PM): what?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:36:56 PM): what is wrong with you?
gumonthasidewalk (7:36:58 PM): guy*
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:37:01 PM): i am a chris
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:37:06 PM): and u r a freak
gumonthasidewalk (7:37:12 PM): ur tieras bf
gumonthasidewalk (7:37:19 PM): im not a freak im a loser
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:37:28 PM): i am not her bf
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:37:34 PM): i am her cf
gumonthasidewalk (7:37:37 PM): you are too
gumonthasidewalk (7:37:40 PM): you want her bod
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:38:11 PM): don't u?
gumonthasidewalk (7:38:33 PM): i dont know her, and im a girl, and not a lesbian
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:38:42 PM): but a freak?
gumonthasidewalk (7:39:52 PM): no, loser
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:40:31 PM): but a backward coloring book at least?
gumonthasidewalk (7:40:43 PM): yea sure
gumonthasidewalk (7:40:59 PM): incest is bad for you
gumonthasidewalk (7:41:01 PM): and ur anus
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:42:39 PM): yet my anus continues to produce gumonthasidewalk
gumonthasidewalk (7:43:02 PM): hahahaha u cybered with ur brother
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:43:16 PM): yeah
gumonthasidewalk (7:43:26 PM): u crazy foo
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:44:04 PM): it is possible
gumonthasidewalk (7:44:33 PM): u live in west virginia?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:44:40 PM): yes
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:44:46 PM): how did u know?
gumonthasidewalk (7:45:13 PM): seriously.
gumonthasidewalk (7:45:45 PM): ur obviously a homosexual
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:46:03 PM): i am obviously a chris
gumonthasidewalk (7:46:28 PM): hahaaaa anus licker
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:47:26 PM): at least i didn't have my toothbrush removed from my elephant freak
gumonthasidewalk (7:47:42 PM): wow...that would have been funny
gumonthasidewalk (7:47:44 PM): but its not
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:48:03 PM): it's all true
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:48:13 PM): u can ask him
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:48:21 PM): i'll tell u where he lives
gumonthasidewalk (7:48:28 PM): oh ok.
gumonthasidewalk (7:48:35 PM): bc i care
gumonthasidewalk (7:48:43 PM): kielbasa sausage
gumonthasidewalk (7:48:47 PM): u like tenacious d?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:49:11 PM): yeah
gumonthasidewalk (7:49:35 PM): tenacious d owns ur incestuous ass
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:49:42 PM): oh yes
gumonthasidewalk (7:50:01 PM): now i dont understand why u cybered with ur brother
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:50:13 PM): y not?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:50:17 PM): r u stupid?
gumonthasidewalk (7:50:44 PM): wait...who was the one who cybered qwith their brother
gumonthasidewalk (7:50:47 PM): was it me?
gumonthasidewalk (7:50:48 PM): no.
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:51:18 PM): it was me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:51:20 PM): u freak
gumonthasidewalk (7:51:41 PM): but why though
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:52:22 PM): first, i would just like to get to know you
gumonthasidewalk (7:53:11 PM): no you wouldnt
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:53:20 PM): oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:53:22 PM): oh yes
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:53:25 PM): of course
gumonthasidewalk (7:54:32 PM): you shouldnt smoke the ganja
gumonthasidewalk (7:54:36 PM): its bad.
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:54:43 PM): now u tell me
gumonthasidewalk (7:54:53 PM): how old are you, like 14?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:54:58 PM): 13
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:55:02 PM): u were close
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:55:19 PM): not close enough, i'm afraid
gumonthasidewalk (7:55:36 PM): well, im gonna go u freak a deak
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:55:51 PM): ok mr. pickle freak
gumonthasidewalk (7:55:58 PM): GO
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (7:56:33 PM): alright

It's the New Jan Brady

dedfox04: hello
The Sean Hudson: hi there
IguanaLee3: hello
IguanaLee3: so, sean is here
The Sean Hudson: at ur house?
IguanaLee3: isn't that weird david
The Sean Hudson: yeah
BenPurvis10 has entered the room.
IguanaLee3: i asked david
The Sean Hudson: hi there
IguanaLee3: not you sean
dedfox04: wow
dedfox04: i think i am hungry
dedfox04: mmm
The Sean Hudson: m
The Sean Hudson: hello ben purvis
dedfox04: hi ben
The Sean Hudson: david
The Sean Hudson: u freak
IguanaLee3: hi dale
The Sean Hudson: i will kill you tomorrow
The Sean Hudson: hi fucker
Adri 0571 has entered the room.
The Sean Hudson: look at this
The Sean Hudson: we're all here
The Sean Hudson: hello adri
Adri 0571: .....
The Sean Hudson: u idiot
Adri 0571: who is thsi
The Sean Hudson: u are u
The Sean Hudson: idiot
The Sean Hudson: i hate u
Adri 0571 has left the room.
The Sean Hudson: what the hell was that all about
The Sean Hudson: dammit
The Sean Hudson: what a stupid bitch
IguanaLee3: i know
The Sean Hudson: u sure do
The Sean Hudson: bye lee
The Sean Hudson: ben
The Sean Hudson: hey ben
The Sean Hudson: hey david
The Sean Hudson: u guys
The Sean Hudson: come on
The Sean Hudson: what it is?
The Sean Hudson: u guys suck
The Sean Hudson: u fuckers
IguanaLee3 has left the room.
The Sean Hudson: dammit
The Sean Hudson: it won't let me invite myself in
The Sean Hudson: doesn't that suck u guys?
The Sean Hudson: i love u guys
The Sean Hudson: stop it
The Sean Hudson: stop it right now
The Sean Hudson: goddammit
The Sean Hudson: r u dead?
The Sean Hudson: r u eating, david
The Sean Hudson: hey ben
The Sean Hudson: r u there
The Sean Hudson: what
The Sean Hudson: do somethin
SAR allstar has entered the room.
The Sean Hudson: man
The Sean Hudson: am i glad to see u
SAR allstar: what's going on
The Sean Hudson: these other guys won't say anything
The Sean Hudson: i think they died
The Sean Hudson: whats up man
SAR allstar: hmm... well there goes ur Xcountry team then
SAR allstar: lol
The Sean Hudson: u r crazy
The Sean Hudson: oh yeah
SAR allstar: well i just got on, watching friends and i'm getting ready to start my multitude of homework
The Sean Hudson: my name is sean
SAR allstar: what ya up to?
The Sean Hudson: yeah
The Sean Hudson: just sitting here
The Sean Hudson: doing my homework
SAR allstar: fun. what all ya got?
The Sean Hudson: some japanese
SAR allstar: not bad
The Sean Hudson: some precalculus
The Sean Hudson: thats about all of it that i will do
The Sean Hudson: i probably have more
The Sean Hudson: but who the hell really cares
The Sean Hudson: i just had sex with this really hot chic
The Sean Hudson: i don't even know who she is
SAR allstar: hha
SAR allstar: well good for u
SAR allstar: every one needs some booty now and then
The Sean Hudson: oh yeah
SAR allstar: aren't u a virgin any way?
The Sean Hudson: she seemed like a pretty big slut though
SAR allstar: isn't that against ur religion?
The Sean Hudson: not anymore
The Sean Hudson: well yeah
SAR allstar: i see...
The Sean Hudson: but who cares about religion
The Sean Hudson: not me
SAR allstar: a lot of people
The Sean Hudson: i can tell u that right now
The Sean Hudson: do u?
SAR allstar: hmm.. is this the evil side of Sean tonight?
The Sean Hudson: pretty much
SAR allstar: n e reason why so evil tonight?
The Sean Hudson: these damn drugs
SAR allstar: what kind and what for?
The Sean Hudson: father was righ
The Sean Hudson: lsd
The Sean Hudson: and for fun
BenPurvis10 has left the room.
JLee1037 has entered the room.
The Sean Hudson: hi
jleeJLee1037: hello fat
The Sean Hudson: i hate u
JLee1037: whatever stupid cheese
The Sean Hudson: ok u ass
JLee1037: ok you shit
SAR allstar: haha. ur nutz
The Sean Hudson: i will fucking kill myself right now
The Sean Hudson: i mean it
The Sean Hudson: ur nor my mom
The Sean Hudson: go to hell
The Sean Hudson: fox
The Sean Hudson: come on
SAR allstar: ladies. can we put the hissy fit away
The Sean Hudson: this is sean
The Sean Hudson: and yes
SAR allstar: good
The Sean Hudson: that would be delicious
The Sean Hudson: jon
The Sean Hudson: freak
JLee1037: what do you want
The Sean Hudson: we're here for u
The Sean Hudson: u jackass
SAR allstar has left the room.
JLee1037: thanks
The Sean Hudson: who i hope will burn
The Sean Hudson: wow
The Sean Hudson: now that he's gone
JLee1037: i must go do homework
JLee1037: c ya all fuckers
JLee1037 has left the room.
dedfox04: haha
dedfox04: thats amazing
The Sean Hudson: oh yes
The Sean Hudson: it is
The Sean Hudson: what a glorious day

Tiera12590

jerome mcelroy05 (10:35:21 PM): hey baby
jerome mcelroy05 (10:36:19 PM): what's goin' down ho
Tiera12590 (10:38:10 PM): who is this
Tiera12590 (10:39:28 PM): ??
jerome mcelroy05 (10:39:41 PM): steve
Tiera12590 (10:39:46 PM): steve who?
jerome mcelroy05 (10:41:19 PM): burnsides
Tiera12590 (10:41:33 PM): sorry, don't know you
jerome mcelroy05 (10:41:46 PM): yes u do
Tiera12590 (10:41:52 PM): really...
jerome mcelroy05 (10:42:02 PM): yeah
Tiera12590 (10:42:08 PM): and how's that
jerome mcelroy05 (10:42:51 PM): u know my girlfriend's brother chris
Tiera12590 (10:43:17 PM): that's funny, you have the same phone number as Blair and Brandon
jerome mcelroy05 (10:43:56 PM): you have the same shut up as get outta my house
jerome mcelroy05 (10:44:55 PM): but seriously
Tiera12590 (10:45:03 PM): seriously what
jerome mcelroy05 (10:45:04 PM): how's it goin'?
Tiera12590 (10:45:35 PM): okay.. you???????
jerome mcelroy05 (10:45:50 PM): ur buddy icon doesn't match u at all
Tiera12590 (10:46:01 PM): thanks blair
jerome mcelroy05 (10:46:09 PM): yup
jerome mcelroy05 (10:47:49 PM): so, i hear you've been harassing my brother
Tiera12590 (10:47:58 PM): not really, but sure
jerome mcelroy05 (10:48:08 PM): actually u have
Tiera12590 (10:48:14 PM): alright then, i have
jerome mcelroy05 (10:48:24 PM): that pisses me off
Tiera12590 (10:48:31 PM): oh no.. i'm sorry
jerome mcelroy05 (10:48:58 PM): apology accepted
Tiera12590 (10:49:04 PM): gee, thanks!
jerome mcelroy05 (10:49:08 PM): fuck u
Tiera12590 (10:49:47 PM): you don't even know me
jerome mcelroy05 (10:49:54 PM): sure i do
jerome mcelroy05 (10:49:59 PM): bitch
Tiera12590 (10:50:12 PM): yeah, i'm sure you don't
jerome mcelroy05 (10:50:29 PM): oh
jerome mcelroy05 (10:50:30 PM): ok
Tiera12590 (10:50:39 PM): hey, are you friends w/ Pete Negron?
Tiera12590 (10:51:53 PM): lol.. nice icon
jerome mcelroy05 (10:52:09 PM): yeah
jerome mcelroy05 (10:52:11 PM): iam
jerome mcelroy05 (10:52:14 PM): kinda
Tiera12590 (10:52:30 PM): kewl, he's my friend too, he's hilarious
jerome mcelroy05 (10:53:01 PM): and black
jerome mcelroy05 (10:53:07 PM): and he's a homo
Tiera12590 (10:53:10 PM): lol w/e
Tiera12590 (10:53:32 PM): what bout Justin Cory?
jerome mcelroy05 (10:54:08 PM): what about him?
Tiera12590 (10:54:14 PM): are you friends with him
jerome mcelroy05 (10:54:33 PM): not really so much anymore
Tiera12590 (10:54:41 PM): oh, anymore?
Tiera12590 (10:54:45 PM): i'm sorry
jerome mcelroy05 (10:54:46 PM): right
jerome mcelroy05 (10:54:50 PM): thank you
jerome mcelroy05 (10:54:55 PM): for your help
Tiera12590 (10:55:01 PM): .....
jerome mcelroy05 (11:02:10 PM): i hate u
jerome mcelroy05 (11:02:18 PM): u ruined my life
Tiera12590 (11:02:37 PM): oh, i'm so sorry, what a tragedy
jerome mcelroy05 (11:02:49 PM): r u gay?
Tiera12590 (11:02:54 PM): no
Tiera12590 (11:03:27 PM): why are you?
jerome mcelroy05 (11:03:43 PM): who said i was?
Tiera12590 (11:03:50 PM): nobody
jerome mcelroy05 (11:03:57 PM): good
jerome mcelroy05 (11:04:07 PM): i get to retire early
Tiera12590 (11:04:13 PM): lol.. ok
jerome mcelroy05 (11:11:57 PM): do somethin'
Tiera12590 (11:12:19 PM): what?
jerome mcelroy05 (11:12:26 PM): yeah
jerome mcelroy05 (11:12:33 PM): whats up now
Tiera12590 (11:12:36 PM): okay.. w/e
jerome mcelroy05 (11:12:42 PM): c
jerome mcelroy05 (11:12:48 PM): u know i'm right
Tiera12590 (11:13:15 PM): okay....
jerome mcelroy05 (11:13:49 PM): u just don't stop, do u?
Tiera12590 (11:14:04 PM): whatever
jerome mcelroy05 (11:47:18 PM): haha
jerome mcelroy05 (11:47:26 PM): where is your god now?
jerome mcelroy05 (11:48:18 PM): ya know
Tiera12590 (11:49:23 PM): gee, hello to you too
jerome mcelroy05 (11:49:53 PM): and welcome to alabama
Tiera12590 (11:50:23 PM): ...
jerome mcelroy05 (11:50:29 PM): ...
jerome mcelroy05 (11:50:32 PM): shut up
jerome mcelroy05 (11:51:48 PM): i'm sorry
jerome mcelroy05 (11:51:52 PM): marry me?
Tiera12590 (11:52:47 PM): don't you have better things to do with your life then talk to me
jerome mcelroy05 (11:52:59 PM): i sure do
jerome mcelroy05 (11:53:21 PM): u stupid bitchyagmr
jerome mcelroy05 (11:54:44 PM): so, what have you been up to?
Tiera12590 (11:56:42 PM): just please leave me alone, i'm sorry
jerome mcelroy05 (11:57:21 PM): fine
Tiera12590 (11:57:32 PM): sorry
jerome mcelroy05 (11:57:39 PM): i thought we were friends
Tiera12590 (11:57:50 PM): i dont even know you
jerome mcelroy05 (11:58:05 PM): i don't like your face
Tiera12590 (11:58:22 PM): gee thanks
jerome mcelroy05 (11:59:01 PM): it wasn't a compliment
jerome mcelroy05 (11:59:04 PM): bitch
Tiera12590 (11:59:15 PM): it's call sarcasm
Tiera12590 (11:59:22 PM): called*
jerome mcelroy05 (11:59:30 PM): oh
jerome mcelroy05 (11:59:31 PM): ok
jerome mcelroy05 (11:59:37 PM): i'll buy from you
jerome mcelroy05 (12:00:34 AM): i think ur hot
Tiera12590 (12:01:00 AM): w/e
jerome mcelroy05 (12:01:08 AM): april fools!!!!!!
Tiera12590 (12:02:20 AM): ...hilarious...
jerome mcelroy05 (12:02:43 AM): WHAT!!!
Tiera12590 (12:03:53 AM): will you please take that out of your info?
jerome mcelroy05 (12:04:05 AM): no
jerome mcelroy05 (12:04:09 AM): it's my info
Tiera12590 (12:04:14 AM): ok, that's fine w/ me
jerome mcelroy05 (12:04:19 AM): i do what i want
Tiera12590 (12:04:36 AM): alright that's fine
jerome mcelroy05 (12:04:46 AM): whateva
jerome mcelroy05 (12:04:49 AM): whateva
jerome mcelroy05 (12:04:56 AM): it's my hot body
jerome mcelroy05 (12:04:59 AM): whateva
Tiera12590 signed off at 12:08:00 AM.


This one's great. I'm pretending to be my brother. I love it.

jerome mcelroy05 (7:01:23 PM): hey baby
jerome mcelroy05 (7:01:40 PM): this is brandon
Tiera12590 (7:01:55 PM): why aren't you on your name?
jerome mcelroy05 (7:02:11 PM): because this is my life choice
Tiera12590 (7:02:19 PM): ok
jerome mcelroy05 (7:02:22 PM): what did u wanna talk to me about?
Tiera12590 (7:02:25 PM): how was your day
jerome mcelroy05 (7:02:37 PM): it as delicious
Tiera12590 (7:02:47 PM): well i have a problem i want to tell you about.. i feel i should.. but i don't want you telling anybody
Tiera12590 (7:02:58 PM): and i don't know if anybody is watching too
jerome mcelroy05 (7:03:09 PM): no one is watching
jerome mcelroy05 (7:03:15 PM): it's just me here
Tiera12590 (7:03:24 PM): promise?
jerome mcelroy05 (7:03:27 PM): yes
Tiera12590 (7:03:44 PM): ok
Tiera12590 (7:03:51 PM): promise not to tell or show anybody?
jerome mcelroy05 (7:04:00 PM): i promise
Tiera12590 (7:04:04 PM): listen...
Tiera12590 (7:05:43 PM): i like you, i really do... and i don't know why.. jess knows about this and told me i should talk to you about it.. and i like you a lot and i like noah a lot and i don't know what to do cuz i don't know if you like me and then about noah- i feel i am being untruthful with him and not being loyal and i haven't the slightest clue... i just wanted to be completely honest w/ you.. cuz i don't know what to do.. cuz i know you don't like me, but... i just don't know......
jerome mcelroy05 (7:06:36 PM): i do like you
jerome mcelroy05 (7:06:55 PM): u have to break up with noah
Tiera12590 (7:07:06 PM): Brandon I'm serious
jerome mcelroy05 (7:07:23 PM): as am i
jerome mcelroy05 (7:08:11 PM): listen
Tiera12590 (7:08:21 PM): okay
jerome mcelroy05 (7:08:48 PM): the other day noah told me he doesn't even really like you all that much anymore
jerome mcelroy05 (7:08:59 PM): i am the one you should be with
Tiera12590 (7:09:34 PM): seriously?
jerome mcelroy05 (7:09:43 PM): seriously
Tiera12590 (7:10:13 PM): I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!
Tiera12590 (7:10:22 PM): what about that one girl you were trying to get with?
jerome mcelroy05 (7:10:45 PM): i was just doing that to make you jealous
Tiera12590 (7:10:53 PM): ok?
Tiera12590 (7:10:55 PM): h/o
jerome mcelroy05 (7:10:58 PM): i don't really like her
jerome mcelroy05 (7:13:07 PM): i love you tiera
Tiera12590 (7:14:09 PM): love ya too
jerome mcelroy05 (7:14:29 PM): so
jerome mcelroy05 (7:14:39 PM): what should we do?
Tiera12590 (7:14:52 PM): i'm going to think about it
Tiera12590 (7:14:57 PM): cuz i don't know if you really like me
Tiera12590 (7:15:02 PM): and i don't know if Noah really likes me
Tiera12590 (7:15:10 PM): so i would want to spend time with the both of you at once
Tiera12590 (7:15:17 PM): see who i'm more comfortable around
Tiera12590 (7:15:19 PM): and who i like more
Tiera12590 (7:15:27 PM): and who actually does like me... if any of you do
jerome mcelroy05 (7:17:16 PM): or you could just break up with noah now and go out with me since noah doesn't even like you and says that u are stupid
Tiera12590 (7:17:47 PM): no.. i wanna think about it and find the truth from everybody
jerome mcelroy05 (7:17:59 PM): but i love you
Tiera12590 (7:18:17 PM): luv ya too
Tiera12590 (7:18:43 PM): but i love noah too............
Tiera12590 (7:18:46 PM): i wanna talk to him
Tiera12590 (7:18:49 PM): find the truth
Tiera12590 (7:18:52 PM): i wanna talk to you
Tiera12590 (7:18:53 PM): find the truth
Tiera12590 (7:18:59 PM): i wanna be with you guys at the same time
Tiera12590 (7:19:08 PM): and find the truth
jerome mcelroy05 (7:19:15 PM): he'll just lie to keep you with him
Tiera12590 (7:19:44 PM): how do i know this isn't a joke, or blair or something like that
jerome mcelroy05 (7:19:59 PM): because
jerome mcelroy05 (7:20:07 PM): u know i love you
jerome mcelroy05 (7:20:11 PM): i always have
Tiera12590 (7:20:29 PM): why
jerome mcelroy05 (7:21:22 PM): remember that time at the park when i told you that i liked you, but later said that it was a joke
jerome mcelroy05 (7:21:29 PM): i was really serious
Tiera12590 (7:21:39 PM): then why did you say it was a joke
jerome mcelroy05 (7:21:57 PM): i was freightened
Tiera12590 (7:22:10 PM): from what
jerome mcelroy05 (7:22:47 PM): i was afraid jess would like kill himself or something
Tiera12590 (7:23:33 PM): okay, well even if i broke up w/ noah i wouldn't ask you... cuz if you actually liked me, you would ask me
jerome mcelroy05 (7:24:49 PM): then break up with noah so i can ask you
Tiera12590 (7:26:10 PM): how do i know this is brandon and how do i know if you are truthful about this
jerome mcelroy05 (7:27:06 PM): this is brandon, you told me to get on at seven tonight in between 3rd and 4th hour.
Tiera12590 (7:27:18 PM): okay
Tiera12590 (7:27:28 PM): how do i know you're being truthful
jerome mcelroy05 (7:27:54 PM): why don't you just listen to me
Tiera12590 (7:28:00 PM): i am
Tiera12590 (7:28:03 PM): but..
Tiera12590 (7:28:33 PM): can i think about it?
jerome mcelroy05 (7:28:55 PM): okay, just for 4.7 seconds
Tiera12590 (7:29:09 PM): ...?
Tiera12590 (7:30:11 PM): travis said he's going to break your neck cuz you didn't get hit by the rocks????
Tiera12590 (7:31:07 PM): back to the other subject
Tiera12590 (7:31:50 PM): but seriously can't i just think about it for a while?
Tiera12590 (7:31:58 PM): cuz this is really hard
Tiera12590 (7:32:06 PM): i just have to know who i like more
Tiera12590 (7:32:08 PM): first
Tiera12590 (7:32:18 PM): and who likes me more second
Tiera12590 (7:32:26 PM): are you busy this weekend?
jerome mcelroy05 (7:32:51 PM): no
jerome mcelroy05 (7:33:06 PM): not too busy to spend time with you
Tiera12590 (7:33:44 PM): would you want to do something sat. night or sunday afternoon
jerome mcelroy05 (7:34:02 PM): yeah
jerome mcelroy05 (7:34:07 PM): either one
jerome mcelroy05 (7:34:16 PM): whatever works for you
Tiera12590 (7:34:16 PM): what would you like to do?
Tiera12590 (7:34:27 PM): anything
jerome mcelroy05 (7:34:33 PM): make love
Tiera12590 (7:34:39 PM): besides that
jerome mcelroy05 (7:35:13 PM): lets go to the park
jerome mcelroy05 (7:35:22 PM): where i first told you i liked you
Tiera12590 (7:35:30 PM): okay like you come here? and other people come then we walk there?
jerome mcelroy05 (7:35:42 PM): yes
Tiera12590 (7:35:51 PM): who all do you want to come
jerome mcelroy05 (7:35:56 PM): you
jerome mcelroy05 (7:35:59 PM): and me
jerome mcelroy05 (7:36:03 PM): and that's it
Tiera12590 (7:36:11 PM): ok
Tiera12590 (7:36:19 PM): what time do you get out of church?
jerome mcelroy05 (7:36:42 PM): 11:30
Tiera12590 (7:37:14 PM): alright
Tiera12590 (7:38:02 PM): brb
jerome mcelroy05 (7:38:13 PM): war
Tiera12590 (7:42:26 PM): b
Tiera12590 (7:42:28 PM): huh?
jerome mcelroy05 (7:42:38 PM): b
jerome mcelroy05 (7:42:40 PM): ok?
Tiera12590 (7:42:49 PM): what did you mean by way
Tiera12590 (7:42:53 PM): war*
jerome mcelroy05 (7:43:03 PM): well, alright
Tiera12590 (7:43:41 PM): okay?
Tiera12590 (7:43:55 PM): can you call me tomorrow? so we can talk about this?
jerome mcelroy05 (7:44:08 PM): yes
Tiera12590 (7:44:18 PM): do you have my number?
jerome mcelroy05 (7:44:24 PM): no
Tiera12590 (7:44:30 PM): 392-9354
Tiera12590 (7:44:34 PM): call at about 6
Tiera12590 (7:44:38 PM): please?
jerome mcelroy05 (7:44:48 PM): ok
Tiera12590 (7:44:52 PM): thanks
Tiera12590 (7:44:55 PM): well i gotta go
jerome mcelroy05 (7:45:00 PM): alright
Tiera12590 (7:45:00 PM): have fun at the lock-in
jerome mcelroy05 (7:45:04 PM): ok
jerome mcelroy05 (7:45:06 PM): i will
Tiera12590 (7:45:22 PM): haha that's good
Tiera12590 (7:45:25 PM): love ya bunchies
jerome mcelroy05 (7:45:34 PM): i love you more
Tiera12590 (7:45:43 PM): bye bye
jerome mcelroy05 (7:46:03 PM): bye


jerome mcelroy05 (9:26:45 PM): i bet u like noah
Tiera12590 (9:27:07 PM): just shut up
jerome mcelroy05 (9:27:13 PM): fine
jerome mcelroy05 (9:27:19 PM): u dumb broad
Tiera12590 (9:27:32 PM): was that supposed to hurt?
jerome mcelroy05 (9:27:51 PM): well, yeah
jerome mcelroy05 (9:27:54 PM): and it did
Tiera12590 (9:29:34 PM): oh yes, lemme tell you
Tiera12590 (9:29:37 PM): fuck off
jerome mcelroy05 (9:29:48 PM): why would i wanna do that
jerome mcelroy05 (9:30:10 PM): ur not very good
Tiera12590 (9:30:30 PM): JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Tiera12590 (9:30:30 PM): UGH I HATE YOU!
jerome mcelroy05 (9:30:38 PM): no u don't
jerome mcelroy05 (9:30:41 PM): u love me
Tiera12590 signed off at 9:33:41 PM.