Church Drugs

Benji
hey u off sat.
12:09am

Blair
He's not here. This is his mom. He left his facebook on and I'm spying on him. I think he may be on drugs.
Have you seen him do drugs?
12:10am

Benji
no i havent i havent hung out with him since i went to church with him last
do u remember who i am
12:10am

Blair

Yes, I do.
Have you ever sold him drugs?
I liked you, but not anymore if you're selling him drugs.
12:10am

Benji
i work at a goverment place y would i do that
12:11am

Blair
You tell me.
12:11am

Benji
i dont do drugs
12:11am

Blair
I heard him on the phone one day and your name came up.
Now you're trying to contact him on here.
Yet you say you don't hang out with him.
12:12am

Benji
cuz ive been trying to ask him to see if he wants to go to a wrestling show in st. paul
12:12am

Blair
I just don't know what to think anymore.
12:12am

Benji
do u have a facebook
12:13am

Blair
It doesn't matter, because I'm calling the police.
12:13am

Benji
y
12:13am

Blair
I don't like drugs in my house.
12:15am

Benji
i bet u dont
12:15am

Blair
Tell it to the police.
12:15am

Benji
y do i have to i dont do that
12:16am

Blair
They'll make you talk.
12:18am

Blair
Benji is no longer online. The following was not sent:
I haven't heard from him in awhile. I'm afraid he might be dead.

Don't read this.

egyptionasas: hiiii
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hi there
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: how are you?
egyptionasas: fin u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm alright
egyptionasas: cool
egyptionasas: asl
egyptionasas: ??
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: 16/f/mn
egyptionasas: cool
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: u?
egyptionasas: 17 m eg
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sweet
egyptionasas: yup
egyptionasas: do u have pic
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: wait
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 wants to directly connect.
egyptionasas is not accepting Direct IM connections.
egyptionasas: can see it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you wouldn't accept the connection
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: how can you see it if you don't accept?
egyptionasas: im sorry
egyptionasas: send it agien
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 wants to directly connect.
egyptionasas is now directly connected.
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05:(Blaire sends picture of Ani Sweet's ass.)
egyptionasas: where u face
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i don't have one
egyptionasas: ok
egyptionasas: but i think ur so hot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sorry
egyptionasas: wht
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sorry i don't have a face
egyptionasas: nvm
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh
egyptionasas: (Guy sends pic.)
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sexy
egyptionasas: thanks
egyptionasas: (Guy sends other pic.)
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: where are you from?
egyptionasas: egypt
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: wow
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's really far away from here
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: do you live there now?
egyptionasas: sure
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: well
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i can't afford a plane ticket right now
egyptionasas: do u wanna go to eg
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: as long as you're there
egyptionasas: do u wanna come to me in eg
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but i just can't
egyptionasas: i can go to usa
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: don't
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it could never work
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my boyfriend would kill us both
egyptionasas: why
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he gets very jealous
egyptionasas: cool
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i guess
egyptionasas: i think he is write u r sososos hot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: thanks
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ;-)
egyptionasas: :-*
egyptionasas: lol
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you know i want it
egyptionasas: sure
egyptionasas: me 2
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hell yeah
egyptionasas: lol
egyptionasas: :-*
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: :-*
egyptionasas: i think u can come to wg
egyptionasas: eg
egyptionasas: ???
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you have no idea of my position though
egyptionasas: why u say that
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i would be shot
egyptionasas: from who
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my boyfriend
egyptionasas: why all that
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i've already explained it
egyptionasas: but u can travel in any where u like
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but he will kill me if he finds out
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and he would find out
egyptionasas: how
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he'd know i'm gone
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and that would be enough
egyptionasas: ok im sorry we can be friends online
egyptionasas: :-*
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: good
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: :-*
egyptionasas: do u love him
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i love you
egyptionasas: why
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you treat me so much better than he does
egyptionasas: he is ass
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you can say that again
egyptionasas: why
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it's just an expression
egyptionasas: ok
egyptionasas: he should try with u vvvvv gooooodddddddddddddd ur sosososo sexy and hoty and cute and have nice prsonlte
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is vvvvv?
egyptionasas: very
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i still don't get what you were saying there
egyptionasas: ok
egyptionasas: i say how he treat with u like that he should treat wirh u very good and better cause ur so hot and sexy and cute and have nice personlty
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i get it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you're too flattering
egyptionasas: r u vrgin
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
egyptionasas: cool
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my boyfriend raped me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: seven times
egyptionasas: do like sex
egyptionasas: u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: as long as i'm not being forced into it
egyptionasas: i c
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh my god
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i have to go
egyptionasas: why

My Chest Hurt After This One

Tamara1454: thanx for the long e-mail.."ok"
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what did it say?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that was a long time ago
Tamara1454: that was like three days ago?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: when are you getting back?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: cuz you need to call when you do
Tamara1454: it said...."ok"
Tamara1454: what
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: call me right now
Tamara1454: ....
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: so i can stick my dick in the phone
Tamara1454: riiight
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: tiiight
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: as a motha fuck
Tamara1454: ? that was odd
Tamara1454: ....
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: odd man out?
Tamara1454: lol
Tamara1454: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you coming over here?
Tamara1454: no
Tamara1454: y would i
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: when are you gonna call brandon?
Tamara1454: i can't call him
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: why?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he's right here
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he's ready
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: look at him
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you can see right up in there
Tamara1454: lol i can't call him cuz i can't get offline cuz i'm waiting for someone to get on
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: just call him on your phone then
Tamara1454: my phone doesn't work
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: who are you waiting for?
Tamara1454: my friend damien
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: amd what happened to your phone?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: damien the gay guy?
Tamara1454: wats so important
Tamara1454: no
Tamara1454: he's not gay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you said he was
Tamara1454: my phone just shut off idk y
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you crazy bitch
Tamara1454: no
Tamara1454: thats cody
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: cody said that?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: cody
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: get off
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: let me talk to tamara
Tamara1454: no u dumbass
Tamara1454: lol
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but i need to talk to her
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it is very important
Tamara1454: i said CODY was the gay one
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that was cody
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he told me
Tamara1454: not that he is on here
Tamara1454: haha
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i was just talking to him
Tamara1454: lol
Tamara1454: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: don't lie to me, bitch
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you can call my brother
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: just leave your clothes on this time
Tamara1454: i would leave my clothes on anyways...and no i can't call ur brother
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: why?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: call him on your phone
Tamara1454: i can't call him on my phone
Tamara1454: lol
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh, i'm sorry, let me underline everything then
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: shut up
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: firt off
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you on myspace?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you gotta understand that some things are just funny
Tamara1454: no i'm not
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it took you like five minutes to type that
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it's ridiculous
Tamara1454: no my computer froze the box thing
Tamara1454: ridiculous?
Tamara1454: lol
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it froze your box?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: man
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i wanna party with that guy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hey
Tamara1454: hey what
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: maybe if you bring your frozen box over here, we can make some cold sodas
Tamara1454: lol
Tamara1454: ..
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sodas your mom
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hey
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hey sexy lady
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: come over here for some snacks
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hey
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: blackie
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is your feces?
Tamara1454: wtf
Tamara1454: lol i'm going to bed
Tamara1454: or else i'm going to watch a movie and get off this contraption
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: fiber
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: call brandon
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: or she'll die
Tamara1454: she'll?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: of natural causes
Tamara1454: lol
Tamara1454: i can't call brandon i dont' have the phone in my room
Tamara1454: and i dont' feel like getting it
Tamara1454: i dont' feel like leaving this general area
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: this general diection
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he's calling you then
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: so
Tamara1454: no tell him not to
Tamara1454: my father will get mad
Tamara1454: he is asleep
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i know your box is frozen
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it's probably stuck to your tongue
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: call the fire ambulance
Tamara1454: i'm going
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: come here
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you little bitch
Tamara1454: u little fool
Tamara1454: goodnight
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: thank you
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: bye
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: foolery
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm gonna go smoke a cigar now
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: bye
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: :-*

I found this on my computer. It isn't funny, but it is to me.

DerekTyler2005: hey
DerekTyler2005: i closed the window
KylieD05: DEREK TYLER!
DerekTyler2005: and lost your number
DerekTyler2005: sorry
KylieD05: 392****
DerekTyler2005: are you positive on that?
KylieD05: YES YES
DerekTyler2005: alright
DerekTyler2005: thank you
KylieD05: i wish i knew how to work my ipod

These Kids and They Tractrors

aparmer05: Hey Jake HROMAS!!!!
Alferd Packer 05: hey
Alferd Packer 05: what's up?
aparmer05: what are you doing up this late?
aparmer05: lol
Alferd Packer 05: oh
Alferd Packer 05: you know
Alferd Packer 05: gettin tipsy
aparmer05: is Ashley with u?
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
Alferd Packer 05: you know
Alferd Packer 05: and shit
aparmer05: Tell that hobanger that i said hi!
aparmer05: lol
Alferd Packer 05: alright
Alferd Packer 05: she says hi
Alferd Packer 05: lol
aparmer05: is she tipsy now too?
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
Alferd Packer 05: i'm 'bout to stick it in her mouf if you know what i'm sayin
aparmer05: cool
aparmer05: well, at least you guys are celebrating thirsty thursday!!
aparmer05: :-)
Alferd Packer 05: hellz yeah
Alferd Packer 05: you wanna come over and join us?
aparmer05: i just might
aparmer05: i can't go to sleep...think i might go get in my car right now!!
Alferd Packer 05: YES!!!!
Alferd Packer 05: do it
Alferd Packer 05: i dare you
aparmer05: i could...i don't have class tomorrow
Alferd Packer 05: let's go then
aparmer05: i would...but i'd better stay here
Alferd Packer 05: what?
Alferd Packer 05: come on now
Alferd Packer 05: don't be like that
aparmer05: oh...i gotta get rested up for this big weekend!!
Alferd Packer 05: you know it!
aparmer05: lol
aparmer05: Is Jennifer there?
Alferd Packer 05: absolutely
aparmer05: seriously?
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
aparmer05: oh..i just didn't think she was there
aparmer05: where are you guys @?
Alferd Packer 05: over here
Alferd Packer 05: duh
aparmer05: in the dorms?
aparmer05: that's what i meant asshole!
aparmer05: jk
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
Alferd Packer 05: haha
Alferd Packer 05: you got me
aparmer05: lol
aparmer05: well, i think i'm gonna get off here now!
Alferd Packer 05: no
aparmer05: why?
Alferd Packer 05: goddammit
Alferd Packer 05: this is my life
Alferd Packer 05: you can't have it
aparmer05: suck a bigger Dick!
Alferd Packer 05: don't touch my potty bottom
aparmer05: lol
aparmer05: sorry... i just thought that phrase was funny...
aparmer05: the girls on my floor have been saying it all night
Alferd Packer 05: why?
Alferd Packer 05: are they gay?
aparmer05: there just silly
aparmer05: tonight they were playing frisbee in the hallway
Alferd Packer 05: i had sex with justin last night
Alferd Packer 05: came all over his face
aparmer05: KUHN?
Alferd Packer 05: yeah boy
aparmer05: yeah.... well i did something to you while you were sleeping last night
Alferd Packer 05: =-O
Alferd Packer 05: was it something in my asshole?
aparmer05: yeah...i stuck a tie dye dill doe up your white ass!
aparmer05: lol
Alferd Packer 05: haha
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
Alferd Packer 05: i'm a huge black guy with a white ass
aparmer05: i could tell that u liked it
Alferd Packer 05: i suppose i did
aparmer05: well, when i saw your caboose, your cheeks were white!
Alferd Packer 05: oh my
aparmer05: Tell Ashley to close her legs...I can smell her cooter from all the way over here!
aparmer05: lol
Alferd Packer 05: haha
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
aparmer05: i don't know how you can stand to be in the same room as her!!
Alferd Packer 05: i'll smack that bitch for you
aparmer05: GOOD!
aparmer05: i'm going to get off here now!
Alferd Packer 05: no
Alferd Packer 05: shit son
aparmer05: HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY!!!!
Alferd Packer 05: happy tit shit
aparmer05: BYE!!!
Alferd Packer 05: bye bye now



JKUHNFARMS: r u fuckin with my girl
Alferd Packer 05: hellz yeah
Alferd Packer 05: glock glock
JKUHNFARMS: coo
JKUHNFARMS: hows life been traetin ya
Alferd Packer 05: alright, i suppose
Alferd Packer 05: a little too much titties though
Alferd Packer 05: i wish my mom would just hold off on that
Alferd Packer 05: ya know?
JKUHNFARMS: i here that
Alferd Packer 05: yeah boy
JKUHNFARMS: ur miller arent u
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
JKUHNFARMS: jake miller
Alferd Packer 05: and i'll fuckin kill you
JKUHNFARMS: u better hurry i comitting suicide
JKUHNFARMS: u sun of a bitch
Alferd Packer 05: yeah boy
Alferd Packer 05: at least i don't have sex with farm animals
JKUHNFARMS: is ashley still talkin to u?
Alferd Packer 05: yar
JKUHNFARMS: i hav to hav something to do on weekend
Alferd Packer 05: ok
JKUHNFARMS: ;-)
Alferd Packer 05: :-*
JKUHNFARMS: u go to what college?
Alferd Packer 05: indiana state
JKUHNFARMS: good i am goibg to kick ur ass tomorrow
Alferd Packer 05: bring it bitch
Alferd Packer 05: bring your tractor too
JKUHNFARMS: all rite u name the place and time
JKUHNFARMS: i will find it
Alferd Packer 05: ok
Alferd Packer 05: here
Alferd Packer 05: tomorrow
JKUHNFARMS: mutha fucka
JKUHNFARMS: which building r u in
Alferd Packer 05: lincoln quad
JKUHNFARMS: coo
Alferd Packer 05: you goan get fucked right up
Alferd Packer 05: you don't wanna mess with this shit
Alferd Packer 05: hell nah
JKUHNFARMS: where did u graduate
JKUHNFARMS: pendleton heights
Alferd Packer 05: providence high school
JKUHNFARMS: ok
JKUHNFARMS: by the way i dont fuck farm animals i leave it up to the dumbass city slickers
Alferd Packer 05: yeah
Alferd Packer 05: i'll fuck some farm animals
Alferd Packer 05: after i kick your ass
JKUHNFARMS: i bet u do
JKUHNFARMS: u do drive a low rider
Alferd Packer 05: what mahfukkah?!
Alferd Packer 05: i kill you nah
JKUHNFARMS: they r for guys who cant get it up
Alferd Packer 05: i'll get it
JKUHNFARMS: cool
Alferd Packer 05: i'll get it up for your mom
Alferd Packer 05: when she sells me some corn
JKUHNFARMS: thats between u and her
Alferd Packer 05: well
Alferd Packer 05: between her, anyway
JKUHNFARMS: u r the one wanting to fuck her
Alferd Packer 05: yeah?
Alferd Packer 05: what is that?
JKUHNFARMS: the way it seems u want to do it in the carn hole
Alferd Packer 05: what do you want from me?
Alferd Packer 05: why do you keep doing this?
Alferd Packer 05: how is your wife and my kids?
JKUHNFARMS: u tell me, im not dating ur woman
JKUHNFARMS: dumb ass
Alferd Packer 05: ew
Alferd Packer 05: oh god
Alferd Packer 05: no
Alferd Packer 05: byew
Alferd Packer 05: e
Alferd Packer 05: i have to showers nah
JKUHNFARMS: speak english
JKUHNFARMS: peace
Alferd Packer 05: yar
Alferd Packer 05: farmer
Alferd Packer 05: you listen to country music
JKUHNFARMS: no
Alferd Packer 05: you goddamn hick
JKUHNFARMS: i listen to rock
JKUHNFARMS: do u listen to rap
Alferd Packer 05: yar
JKUHNFARMS: if u can understand the words im imoressed
JKUHNFARMS: *imppressed
Alferd Packer 05: aparmer05: luv u too
Alferd Packer 05: damn
Alferd Packer 05: and i heard you ain't goan show tomorrow
Alferd Packer 05: oh well
Alferd Packer 05: i'll find ya
JKUHNFARMS: k
JKUHNFARMS: dont hurt yourself tryin
Alferd Packer 05: i'll hurt yourself tryin
JKUHNFARMS: did u get a head ache comin up with that
Alferd Packer 05: i'm god
Alferd Packer 05: you've been warned
JKUHNFARMS: K
Alferd Packer 05: bye
JKUHNFARMS: BYE
JKUHNFARMS signed off at 12:59:13 AM.

I'm Emo, You're Glue

This is me on my brother's screen name. It's not the whole thing. I closed the window after the first part. Sorry.


LordStanleySTL: darn this stuff!
LordStanleySTL: emo scissorhands
Tamara1454: didn't you have up some sort of away msg

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Auto response from LordStanleySTL: I am getting a call:-Dthen I'm off to bed.
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Tamara1454: that was supposed to indicate you were away
Tamara1454: yes there it is
LordStanleySTL: away emo
Tamara1454: why do u keep saying emo
LordStanleySTL: free emo
Tamara1454: k
LordStanleySTL: darn this stuff!
LordStanleySTL: i've got something in my front emo for you
Tamara1454: ur a dumbass
LordStanleySTL: ur a emobass
Tamara1454: that almost made me laugh
Tamara1454: yes, calling me emo
Tamara1454: that
Tamara1454: does..
Tamara1454: wait that does nothing to me
LordStanleySTL: pancakesh and appleshaucesh
Tamara1454: are you trying to be annoying?
LordStanleySTL: are you trying to be anemo?
LordStanleySTL: finding emo
Tamara1454: do you want to tell me why you keep saying that? or are you just rambling on for no reason
Tamara1454: that was clever
LordStanleySTL: beep like a jeep
Tamara1454: k
LordStanleySTL: just use your emogination
Tamara1454: i'm sorry were you still talking
LordStanleySTL: i'm sorry were you still emo
Tamara1454: what's wrong with you

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Auto response from LordStanleySTL: I am getting a call:-Dthen I'm off to bed.
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Tamara1454: i mean
Tamara1454: seriously
LordStanleySTL: emo
Tamara1454: yes
LordStanleySTL: make love not emo
LordStanleySTL: crack kills; smoke emo
Tamara1454: you're boring me
Tamara1454: k now it's your turn to say "emo" something
LordStanleySTL: nomo

Is this Kirsten?

SmokeyChelsey: hey what is zach #

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Auto response from jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: Julia12871: im sorry if i have dry humor asshole
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jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hey
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what's up?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: who are you?
SmokeyChelsey: Chelsey
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: chelsey who?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and which zach do you need?
SmokeyChelsey: p
SmokeyChelsey: is this kirsten
SmokeyChelsey: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: this is kristen
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sorry
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm jsut feeling a little under the weather
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my head is messed up is all
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: chelsey p
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: of course
SmokeyChelsey: what did i come over to day ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what did you come over?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: um
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: some squirrels?
SmokeyChelsey: your not kristen
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i don't have a not kristen
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is this all about, young man?
SmokeyChelsey: well im not a man
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: well
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: if by 'man' you mean 'not retard'
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: then i would have to agree
SmokeyChelsey: ok im sorry who are you
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: this really is kristen
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i was just playin earlier
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: gotcha!
SmokeyChelsey: brb
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: DKC3
SmokeyChelsey is away at 11:36:35 PM.
SmokeyChelsey returned at 11:45:32 PM.
SmokeyChelsey: what dose that mine

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Auto response from jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: Julia12871: im sorry if i have dry humor asshole
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SmokeyChelsey: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: quartz
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: why?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what does yours mine?
SmokeyChelsey: be right back
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i don't think that's a word
SmokeyChelsey: ok
SmokeyChelsey: who are you ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: Press the big, black button to move Little Bird.
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: who am i?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you tell me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you're the one sending the instant messages to me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: like we know each other
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: even though you should know me
SmokeyChelsey: well i told you why i was
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: because i am kristen
SmokeyChelsey: no your not ?
SmokeyChelsey: *!
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i think you mean knot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but i'll let it slide
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: slide like a dead fetus slides out of its mother's vagina
SmokeyChelsey: your not kristen if you are then tell my middle name
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: tom hanks
SmokeyChelsey: o i dont know you i dont know how you got im my aol but really who the hell are you
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: haha
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: cleeeeeeck
SmokeyChelsey: ?????
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: look at me
SmokeyChelsey: i told you who i am tell me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i can type five question marks
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you win
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my name is ben
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: BEN SHITTIN ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: haha
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: gotcha bitch!
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i just playin witcha
SmokeyChelsey: do you have picking on people
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but i want it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it's def going on my wishlist this christmas
SmokeyChelsey: ok got to go asshole

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Auto response from jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: Julia12871: im sorry if i have dry humor asshole
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jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i have to go penis
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: goodbye
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: :-*

Just Watch the Eyes

OLTL45: Hey
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hi there
OLTL45: sup?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: nothing
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what are you up to?
OLTL45: nmu you?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not too much
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: getting ready to take a shit and watch a movie
OLTL45: Are you a girl?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: maybe
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: would you like to touch my vaginal lips?
OLTL45: You like pussy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah boy
OLTL45: I'm a guy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: good
OLTL45: I ain't flirtin with no other guy
OLTL45: that shit's gay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm a girl
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: where you from?
OLTL45: Ny
OLTL45: u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: kansas
OLTL45: o0o
OLTL45: well if ur a big assed booty bitch ur wit it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i am
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you know it!
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hellz yeah
OLTL45: ya
OLTL45: u black sweetie?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: black as the night itself
OLTL45: good
OLTL45: i like em like that
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i like to have guys shit in my pussy and eat it out with a spoon
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: is that cool with you?
OLTL45: baby u got some fucked up fantasies
OLTL45: i don't shit
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: everybody shits
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i don't like it when it runs though
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sometimes i get it in my eyes when it does that
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and boy does it burn when that happens
OLTL45: how do u shit in ur eye?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i lay on my back
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and lift my ass up in the air
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and have somebody pull my legs back
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and shit in my pussy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: while it's in the air
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and sometimes it's runny
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and it gets in my eyes
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm just asking you not to get it in my eyes
OLTL45: ooo cool
OLTL45: that's sweet u black ass booty bitch
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you down with that then?
OLTL45 signed off at 4:58:46 PM.

I am Goning to End Up Getting Myself Shot...In the Pussy

andyboy6in (4:34:33 AM): hi

Auto response from jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (4:34:33 AM): Before you critisize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critisize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

andyboy6in (4:34:36 AM): h
andyboy6in (4:34:37 AM): i
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:42:35 AM): hi
andyboy6in (5:42:40 AM): asl
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:42:51 AM): 16/f/fl
andyboy6in (5:42:57 AM): name/pic?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:43:29 AM): candy/my anus
andyboy6in (5:43:38 AM): anus?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:43:59 AM): yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:44:04 AM): i pic my anus
andyboy6in (5:44:11 AM): may i c it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:44:23 AM): if you come over here
andyboy6in (5:44:31 AM): wahts anus?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:44:44 AM): exactly
andyboy6in (5:44:48 AM): ?
andyboy6in (5:45:13 AM): ?
andyboy6in (5:45:20 AM): waht u lok like?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:45:25 AM): well
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:45:39 AM): i'm about 5'7"
andyboy6in (5:45:44 AM): hmm
andyboy6in (5:45:45 AM): go on
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:45:48 AM): slim body
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:46:00 AM): big titties
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:46:07 AM): and a tight pussy
andyboy6in (5:46:08 AM): aww really
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:46:13 AM): oh yeah
andyboy6in (5:46:21 AM): i got big COCK
andyboy6in (5:46:22 AM): too
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:46:28 AM): man
andyboy6in (5:46:32 AM): may be we can try
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:46:33 AM): i'd like to get on that
andyboy6in (5:46:41 AM): to fit it in ur pussy
andyboy6in (5:46:43 AM): yeaaaaaaaaa
andyboy6in (5:46:46 AM): its all urs
andyboy6in (5:46:58 AM): its BIG
andyboy6in (5:47:01 AM): ROUND
andyboy6in (5:47:07 AM): spread u all AROUNBD

andyboy6in (5:47:11 AM): aound it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:47:11 AM): how big is it?
andyboy6in (5:47:23 AM): ur pussy will get stretched
andyboy6in (5:47:25 AM): its 6 inch
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:47:34 AM): wow
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:47:37 AM): holy shit
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:47:40 AM): that's huge
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:48:08 AM): i bet my pussy would bleed for days
andyboy6in (5:48:11 AM): ........
andyboy6in (5:48:15 AM): uhhhhh
andyboy6in (5:48:20 AM): and i'll please you babay
andyboy6in (5:48:22 AM): so welllllll
andyboy6in (5:48:27 AM): spread u all around it
andyboy6in (5:48:30 AM): stretch
andyboy6in (5:48:35 AM): it hard
andyboy6in (5:48:40 AM): its 1.5 inch thick babay
andyboy6in (5:48:46 AM): how big r ur boobies
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:50:08 AM): big enough for you to grab one with both hands and still have some left over
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:50:20 AM): is that big enough for you?
andyboy6in (5:50:26 AM): yeaaaaaaa
andyboy6in (5:50:30 AM): u r good babay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:50:38 AM): hell syeah i'm good
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:51:17 AM): i'd like to rub your huge dick all over my sexy body
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:51:29 AM): get it right between my titties
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:51:39 AM): and then ride it all the way home
andyboy6in (5:52:32 AM): ........
andyboy6in (5:52:51 AM): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (5:53:01 AM): uh yea
andyboy6in (5:53:07 AM): i press ur tits
andyboy6in (5:53:12 AM): as i ride u
andyboy6in (5:53:19 AM): squeeze them HARD

jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:53:50 AM): what will you be doing with your mouth?
andyboy6in (5:54:06 AM): i'll pull back ur hair babay
andyboy6in (5:54:13 AM): hold ur right breast with right hand
andyboy6in (5:54:15 AM): and
andyboy6in (5:54:21 AM): suck ur left tit in my mouth
andyboy6in (5:54:25 AM): whild my DICK
andyboy6in (5:54:29 AM): BLACK HARD
andyboy6in (5:54:31 AM): get sin u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:54:40 AM): oh yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:54:47 AM): now you're talking
andyboy6in (5:54:56 AM): waht happens then bby?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:55:01 AM): well
andyboy6in (5:55:04 AM): tell me about my dik
andyboy6in (5:55:07 AM): in ur pussy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:55:21 AM): you're gonna be right up in there
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:55:29 AM): i'll be wet as hell
andyboy6in (5:55:42 AM): uhhhhhhhhh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:55:50 AM): you'll probably get it stuck since it's so big and i'm so tight
andyboy6in (5:55:51 AM): how duz it grip me?
andyboy6in (5:56:06 AM): uhhhhhhhh ouchhhhhhhhhhhh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:56:12 AM): it'll be like a finger trap
andyboy6in (5:56:12 AM): :-*
andyboy6in (5:56:19 AM): oh my
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:56:26 AM): but you'll like it
andyboy6in (5:56:42 AM): my dik is like a rubber baloon being blown after ghoing in ur tighT PUSSY
andyboy6in (5:56:46 AM): it expands
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:57:13 AM): you might be able to get it out after you cum three or four times
andyboy6in (5:57:25 AM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (5:57:28 AM): wow
andyboy6in (5:57:42 AM): love u candy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:57:59 AM): i love you more than anything
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:02 AM): tell me
andyboy6in (5:58:10 AM): yea
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:12 AM): what would you do once you get it out?
andyboy6in (5:58:15 AM): make love to me babay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:21 AM): would you stick it back in?
andyboy6in (5:58:29 AM): oh yea
andyboy6in (5:58:30 AM): but
andyboy6in (5:58:32 AM): first
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:35 AM): where would you stick it?
andyboy6in (5:58:35 AM): i'll lick u there
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:42 AM): yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:58:44 AM): keep going
andyboy6in (5:58:46 AM): on ur hairy pussy
andyboy6in (5:58:53 AM): ill put in my tongue
andyboy6in (5:58:58 AM): and make circles
andyboy6in (5:59:01 AM): its soft
andyboy6in (5:59:03 AM): and BIG
andyboy6in (5:59:07 AM): and real moist
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:59:19 AM): oh yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (5:59:23 AM): you've got me hot now
andyboy6in (5:59:24 AM): it'll tickle
andyboy6in (5:59:30 AM): a bit
andyboy6in (5:59:35 AM): i'll hold ur boobs
andyboy6in (5:59:44 AM): and stangle them when i click
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:00:19 AM): what would you do then?
andyboy6in (6:00:23 AM): uhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:00:27 AM): i wud
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:00:27 AM): would you stick it in my tight ass?
andyboy6in (6:00:32 AM): pull back ur hair
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:00:37 AM): uh huh
andyboy6in (6:00:38 AM): oh yea
andyboy6in (6:00:41 AM): bend down
andyboy6in (6:01:01 AM): let me get into u
andyboy6in (6:01:05 AM): guide me babay
andyboy6in (6:01:10 AM): its big
andyboy6in (6:01:16 AM): ur ass is so tight
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:01:38 AM): you could come right up behind me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:01:42 AM): stick it in
andyboy6in (6:01:44 AM): uh yea
andyboy6in (6:01:48 AM): ouchhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:01:52 AM): it hurts
andyboy6in (6:02:00 AM): u r grabbing me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:02:08 AM): reach down to my hot, tight pussy with your left hand
andyboy6in (6:02:17 AM): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:02:20 AM): yea
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:02:26 AM): grab my right titty with your right hand
andyboy6in (6:02:26 AM): put my thumbs in it
andyboy6in (6:02:30 AM): spread it
andyboy6in (6:02:41 AM): squeezeeeeeeee it
andyboy6in (6:02:45 AM): make it red
andyboy6in (6:03:00 AM): i like ur tits
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:03:06 AM): my nipples would be soooooooooo hard
andyboy6in (6:03:15 AM): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:03:20 AM): love u candy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:03:25 AM): :-*
andyboy6in (6:03:30 AM): :-*
andyboy6in (6:03:41 AM): u r real gud
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:03:48 AM): you know it
andyboy6in (6:03:48 AM): i like doing this to you
andyboy6in (6:03:52 AM): REALLY

jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:04:09 AM): where do you live?
andyboy6in (6:04:26 AM): why? lol u want rto jump on me for real?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:04:40 AM): if you're not too far away
andyboy6in (6:04:41 AM): :-*
andyboy6in (6:05:02 AM): well i am real far
andyboy6in (6:05:05 AM): i am in india
andyboy6in (6:05:06 AM): asia
andyboy6in (6:05:07 AM): lol
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:10 AM): shit
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:11 AM): damn
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:17 AM): that's too bad
andyboy6in (6:05:19 AM): :-)
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:21 AM): how old are you
andyboy6in (6:05:22 AM): yea
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:24 AM): ?
andyboy6in (6:05:24 AM): 21
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:31 AM): damn
andyboy6in (6:05:32 AM): 21
andyboy6in (6:05:35 AM): ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:35 AM): just the right age too
andyboy6in (6:05:45 AM): but we are far
andyboy6in (6:05:49 AM): :-(
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:52 AM): i know
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:05:54 AM): but hey
andyboy6in (6:06:01 AM): ya?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:06:15 AM): i bet you could just toss your huge dick over here
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:06:23 AM): i'm sure it would reach
andyboy6in (6:06:32 AM): lol if u rub it itll get so biGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
andyboy6in (6:06:37 AM): itll get to usa
andyboy6in (6:06:51 AM): but i gotta bend it in a curve u know...world is round
andyboy6in (6:06:52 AM): lol
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:06:58 AM): haha
andyboy6in (6:07:06 AM): so candy
andyboy6in (6:07:12 AM): u really dont have ur pic?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:19 AM): nope
andyboy6in (6:07:19 AM): or u want to wait b4 u show
andyboy6in (6:07:23 AM): ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:24 AM): sorry
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:28 AM): new computer
andyboy6in (6:07:32 AM): ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:35 AM): don't have anything on it right now
andyboy6in (6:07:39 AM): can u get 1
andyboy6in (6:07:42 AM): ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:48 AM): possibly
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:51 AM): if you're good
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:52 AM): i mean
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:07:54 AM): bad
andyboy6in (6:07:58 AM): lollllllll
andyboy6in (6:08:10 AM): u mean good licking u?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:08:25 AM): absolutely
andyboy6in (6:08:31 AM): hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
andyboy6in (6:08:44 AM): so what u wanna be when u grow up candy?
andyboy6in (6:08:50 AM): ....uhh i am so BIG
andyboy6in (6:08:55 AM): i touched it
andyboy6in (6:09:02 AM): and its popping outta my undie
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:09:07 AM): did it go off?
andyboy6in (6:09:16 AM): it sayz...and, put me in candy
andyboy6in (6:09:18 AM): lol
andyboy6in (6:09:26 AM): no i am doing slow
andyboy6in (6:09:31 AM): didnt jerk yet
andyboy6in (6:09:36 AM): did u cum baby?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:09:43 AM): hell yeah i did
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:09:49 AM): that's how good you are
andyboy6in (6:09:49 AM): awwwwwwww
andyboy6in (6:09:52 AM): ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:09:53 AM): you should too
andyboy6in (6:09:56 AM): hmm
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:09:57 AM): and tell me about it
andyboy6in (6:10:26 AM): may be we can talk clean sometime till u get wet again
andyboy6in (6:10:28 AM): baby
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:10:56 AM): but i am so worn out from that
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:11:07 AM): it's morning over here right now
andyboy6in (6:11:07 AM): from waht bby?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:11:13 AM): and i still haven't gone to bed
andyboy6in (6:11:18 AM): awww
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:11:21 AM): from you making me cum so hard
andyboy6in (6:11:33 AM): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:11:39 AM): u got skool tomorrow?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:11:44 AM): no
andyboy6in (6:11:49 AM): ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:11:57 AM): i'm done with school
andyboy6in (6:12:03 AM): ok
andyboy6in (6:12:06 AM): waht u do then
andyboy6in (6:12:09 AM): candy?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:12:14 AM): well
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:12:16 AM): nothing
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:12:19 AM): right now
andyboy6in (6:12:24 AM): hmm got a bf?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:12:29 AM): nope
andyboy6in (6:12:33 AM): so candy
andyboy6in (6:12:35 AM): tell me
andyboy6in (6:12:37 AM): something
andyboy6in (6:12:42 AM): to make me cum babay
andyboy6in (6:12:54 AM): tell me whaT WE DO IF I WAS HERE
andyboy6in (6:12:56 AM): there
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:13:02 AM): i'm taking my shirt off right now
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:13:06 AM): no bra
andyboy6in (6:13:09 AM): oops
andyboy6in (6:13:11 AM): uhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:13:13 AM): yea
andyboy6in (6:13:16 AM): go on
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:13:20 AM): i'm sitting here in my panties
andyboy6in (6:13:26 AM): uhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:13:31 AM): i like hairy triangle
andyboy6in (6:13:36 AM): :-*
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:13:39 AM): you come up behind me
andyboy6in (6:13:48 AM): yea
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:13:49 AM): grab me
andyboy6in (6:13:55 AM): i want in pussyyyyy
andyboy6in (6:13:58 AM): uh yea
andyboy6in (6:14:02 AM): press ur tits
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:14:06 AM): you pick me up and throw me against the wall
andyboy6in (6:14:16 AM): oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:14:18 AM): my titties are sticking out
andyboy6in (6:14:18 AM): wow
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:14:33 AM): you start to kiss and suck them
andyboy6in (6:14:38 AM): uh
andyboy6in (6:14:46 AM): where is ur hand
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:15:00 AM): my hand is reaching down
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:15:05 AM): removing your pants
andyboy6in (6:15:11 AM): uhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:15:18 AM): pussy talk
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:15:22 AM): and then you go down and take my panties off with your teeth
andyboy6in (6:15:23 AM): baby talk about ur puss
andyboy6in (6:15:26 AM): y
andyboy6in (6:15:34 AM): uhhhhhhh yea
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:15:36 AM): you get them off
andyboy6in (6:15:39 AM): its BIG

andyboy6in (6:15:42 AM): ya
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:15:55 AM): then you get on your knees and stick your tongue in
andyboy6in (6:16:08 AM): hold ur boobs
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:16:22 AM): once you've got me really wet, you throw me onto the bed
andyboy6in (6:16:28 AM): uhhhhhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:16:35 AM): i m rreaching near
andyboy6in (6:16:39 AM): yea
andyboy6in (6:16:41 AM): go on
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:16:46 AM): i lift my feet up and you jump on top of me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:17:03 AM): you start pounding your huge cock into my pussy
andyboy6in (6:17:23 AM): describe
andyboy6in (6:17:25 AM): it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:17:26 AM): you grab my titties and kiss my neck
andyboy6in (6:17:26 AM): b
andyboy6in (6:17:34 AM): uh
andyboy6in (6:17:49 AM): uhhhhhhhh
andyboy6in (6:17:52 AM): yeaaaaaa
andyboy6in (6:17:56 AM): yessssssss'
andyboy6in (6:18:03 AM): i jerked bby
andyboy6in (6:18:10 AM): u r sooo good
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:18:18 AM): oh yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:18:21 AM): so
andyboy6in (6:18:23 AM): :-)
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:18:33 AM): did you have a good time?
andyboy6in (6:18:40 AM): yes bestttttt
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:18:48 AM): i'm glad
andyboy6in (6:18:56 AM): :-)
andyboy6in (6:19:05 AM): di d u have a gud time too?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:19:34 AM): it was only the best time ever;-)
andyboy6in (6:19:43 AM): hmm i m glad 2 bby
andyboy6in (6:19:52 AM): gotta go now honey
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:19:56 AM): alright
andyboy6in (6:20:01 AM): mis u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:20:07 AM): you take care, sweetie
andyboy6in (6:20:11 AM): u2
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (6:20:16 AM): :-*

BlogSoldier

New kick-ass blog traffic exchange.

BZ#1

I'm gonna be posting some of these special BZ ones in here. I usually don't do requests, but I...

jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:02:55 PM): hey
TrckXc (8:04:35 PM): hey
TrckXc (8:04:39 PM): who is this
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:04:46 PM): what are you up to?
TrckXc (8:04:55 PM): who is this?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:04:59 PM): this is sarah
TrckXc (8:05:24 PM): sarah lambooy?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:05:36 PM): yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:05:47 PM): did you remember to pick up your laundry?
TrckXc (8:06:11 PM): hahah yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:06:17 PM): todd was telling us he was gonna shit all over it
TrckXc (8:07:37 PM): who is this
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:07:49 PM): he shit all over one of my shirts last time, and i didn't even know until i put it on and got it all over my face
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:09:54 PM): are you there?
TrckXc (8:11:09 PM): yeah im here
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:11:30 PM): here where?
TrckXc (8:11:37 PM): indy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:11:44 PM): where at though?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:11:50 PM): so i can come to see you
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:12:54 PM): ???
Previous message was not received by TrckXc because of error (8:12:54 PM): User TrckXc is not available.


Well, she blocked me. I was just starting to get a feel for it, and I had a bunch of funny ideas. I'll try again with a different sn some day.

Your Anus

Agazooba: hi
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hi
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: how are you?
Agazooba: hi
Agazooba: good
Agazooba: asl
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: 12/f/fl
Agazooba: r u relly 12?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yup
Agazooba: cam
Agazooba: ?
Agazooba: pic?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: pic
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: pic my anus?
Agazooba: where
Agazooba: ur profile
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
Agazooba: which ones u?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm the one on the left in the top pic
Agazooba: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that isn't really what i look like though
Agazooba: with the chick
Agazooba: ur gay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
Agazooba: have u ever fucked a guy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my dog
Agazooba: did u relly
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: say true
Agazooba: did it feel good
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: for a little while
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but i got worms in my dick
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that didn't feel good
Agazooba: ewwwwwww
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: it felt even worse having to explain the whole thing to jesus
Agazooba: awww
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my neighbor ejaculated into my anus when i was little
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: would you agree?
Agazooba: brb
Agazooba: back
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yes
Agazooba: welll g2g ttyl ill ad u bye
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: don't go
Agazooba: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: never mind
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: go
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: leave now
Agazooba: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: do you have any ? for me
Agazooba: any what
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i had a friend
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i just want you to realize that
Agazooba: ok kool
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he was an acrobat
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: on the south side
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he coulda had something
Agazooba: r u good a sex
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: we had many good times together
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: but then...
Agazooba: what
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he...
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: exploded
Agazooba: what do u mean

Viva la Bitch

thatguyBAM: are you a guy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
thatguyBAM: are you hot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: pretty much
thatguyBAM: sounds nice
thatguyBAM: describe urself
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: tall
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: dark
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: blue eyes
thatguyBAM: hot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: blond hair
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's about it
thatguyBAM: are you horney
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not right now
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: come back tomorrow
thatguyBAM: do you wanna be
thatguyBAM: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not yet
thatguyBAM: why not
thatguyBAM: i can make you
thatguyBAM: anyway you want
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i guess that's true
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i never really thought about it that way
thatguyBAM: i can make you so happy......if you would only allow me
thatguyBAM: so wat do you say
thatguyBAM: if you dont i am so sure you will regret it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i regret a lot of things
thatguyBAM: you wont regret this
thatguyBAM: i swear
thatguyBAM: so....wat do you say
thatguyBAM: ??
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i mainly regret the time i decided to have sex with my brother-in-law
thatguyBAM: .........are you a guy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
thatguyBAM: o....well thats ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: everyone found out it was my kid
thatguyBAM: ??
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i was so ashamed
thatguyBAM: uh....?
thatguyBAM: are you gay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's why i regret doing it
thatguyBAM: o ok
thatguyBAM: well....
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: so
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: where do we start?
thatguyBAM: .........yeaH
thatguyBAM: you pick......
thatguyBAM: ??
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what options are there?
thatguyBAM: ANY OPTIONS YOU WANT
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i had skittles
thatguyBAM: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: well
thatguyBAM: ......ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you go
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm no good at these things
thatguyBAM: umm do you have any ? for me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is your address?
thatguyBAM: wat kinda of ? is that
thatguyBAM: wat state do you live in
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is your phone #?
thatguyBAM: wat state do you livei n
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: florida
thatguyBAM: cool....i live in new york
thatguyBAM: this isnt my sn
thatguyBAM: its my friends
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: how do you explain that?
thatguyBAM: i just got her password so i am on it
thatguyBAM: ?wat
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm not buying it
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm calling the police
thatguyBAM: ?
thatguyBAM: wat arent you buying
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: your story
thatguyBAM: wat do you mean
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you for rill?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's what i wanna know
thatguyBAM: am i wat
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you the rill dill?
thatguyBAM: ?
thatguyBAM: uh you mean wat i told you
thatguyBAM: like i live in ny and this isnt mi sn and that stuff
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's the story
thatguyBAM: yeah....uh thats for real
thatguyBAM: i am not lieing
thatguyBAM: why?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: do you own a boathouse?
thatguyBAM: ? wat
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what was your name again?
thatguyBAM: why are yoy asking this?
thatguyBAM: you*
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: did you know i'm with the FBI?
thatguyBAM: what
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm on here looking for perverts trying to find children to kidnap
thatguyBAM: ?ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: someone should be there very soon
thatguyBAM: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: just stay where you are
thatguyBAM: ok sure
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: this is your last victim
thatguyBAM: ?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: goodnight, kevin

I Love Parental Controls0909

My little sister left her buddy list up and one of her friends was trying to communicate with her, so I had no choice but to pretend to be her for just a little while.


I Love Dance0909 (7:45:22 PM): eating hold up
darlingdancer98 (7:45:27 PM): ok
I Love Dance0909 (7:45:28 PM): k
darlingdancer98 (7:45:36 PM): i like your face
I Love Dance0909 (7:48:43 PM): i am back thank you
darlingdancer98 (7:48:51 PM): yes
darlingdancer98 (7:48:53 PM): quite
I Love Dance0909 (7:48:59 PM): shut up
darlingdancer98 (7:49:13 PM): i just can't wait to get out of these shoes
I Love Dance0909 (7:49:22 PM): why
darlingdancer98 (7:49:25 PM): i swear my feet are killing me
I Love Dance0909 (7:49:44 PM): where were you
I Love Dance0909 (7:49:51 PM): :-*
I Love Dance0909 (7:50:01 PM): i lke your face to
darlingdancer98 (7:50:06 PM): my cousin's house
darlingdancer98 (7:50:33 PM): his girlfriend made me pancakes
I Love Dance0909 (7:50:44 PM): kol
darlingdancer98 (7:50:52 PM): kol?
darlingdancer98 (7:50:59 PM): what the hell is that?
darlingdancer98 (7:51:06 PM): are you some kind of retard?
I Love Dance0909 (7:51:06 PM): what
I Love Dance0909 (7:51:17 PM): no
darlingdancer98 (7:51:25 PM): no ho?
I Love Dance0909 (7:51:31 PM): nothing
darlingdancer98 (7:52:00 PM): yeah?
I Love Dance0909 (7:52:48 PM): i am so pist off my mom said she is going t have a newyears partty for me next year
I Love Dance0909 (7:52:58 PM): to
darlingdancer98 (7:53:32 PM): why are you pist off about that?
darlingdancer98 (7:53:40 PM): you can't have one this year?
I Love Dance0909 (7:54:14 PM): i dont no i said NEXT year
I Love Dance0909 (7:54:36 PM): because we invited them
I Love Dance0909 (7:55:01 PM): what did your mom day about it
I Love Dance0909 (7:55:15 PM): ashley
darlingdancer98 (7:55:33 PM): she said that really sucks
darlingdancer98 (7:55:38 PM): she's pist off, too
I Love Dance0909 (7:55:39 PM): k
I Love Dance0909 (7:55:56 PM): so is my mom
I Love Dance0909 (7:56:15 PM): i said NEXT YEAR
darlingdancer98 (7:56:19 PM): yeah, dude
I Love Dance0909 (7:56:27 PM): ok
darlingdancer98 (7:56:28 PM): i know what you said
darlingdancer98 (7:56:35 PM): you can stop telling me
I Love Dance0909 (7:56:36 PM): what
darlingdancer98 (7:56:39 PM): idiot
I Love Dance0909 (7:57:08 PM): have you talked to alexis
I Love Dance0909 (7:57:32 PM): ashley
darlingdancer98 (7:57:42 PM): yeah
darlingdancer98 (7:57:44 PM): well
darlingdancer98 (7:57:46 PM): not really
darlingdancer98 (7:57:51 PM): let's ot tell her
darlingdancer98 (7:57:54 PM): not
I Love Dance0909 (7:58:22 PM): what
darlingdancer98 (7:58:46 PM): yeah
darlingdancer98 (7:58:50 PM): it's a secret
I Love Dance0909 (7:58:59 PM): who are you talking to
darlingdancer98 (7:58:59 PM): don't let the cat out of the bag
darlingdancer98 (7:59:02 PM): you
darlingdancer98 (7:59:06 PM): goddammit
darlingdancer98 (7:59:14 PM): pay fucking attention
I Love Dance0909 (7:59:15 PM): what are you talking about
darlingdancer98 (7:59:31 PM): you know what
darlingdancer98 (7:59:33 PM): i'm done
darlingdancer98 (7:59:36 PM): goodbye

Goodness

buffaluna805 (8:39:30 PM): eric said hes gonna mess u up
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:39:54 PM): oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:39:56 PM): oh my god
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:40:00 PM): mess me up?
buffaluna805 (8:40:07 PM): thats wat he said
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:40:18 PM): well
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:40:26 PM): i'm calling him right now
buffaluna805 (8:40:50 PM): im on the phone with him
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:40:55 PM): oh
buffaluna805 (8:40:56 PM): how can u call him?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:40:58 PM): well shit
buffaluna805 (8:41:20 PM): who is this?
buffaluna805 (8:41:23 PM): seiously
buffaluna805 (8:41:31 PM): eric is crying right now
buffaluna805 (8:41:35 PM): haha
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:41:35 PM): you don't even know me
buffaluna805 (8:41:38 PM): no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:41:47 PM): no
buffaluna805 (8:41:52 PM): no
buffaluna805 (8:42:24 PM): do u know who i am?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:42:48 PM): no
buffaluna805 (8:43:01 PM): WHO R U?
buffaluna805 (8:43:13 PM): U DONT EVEN GO TO PHS HA?
buffaluna805 (8:43:32 PM):
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:43:34 PM): no
buffaluna805 (8:43:39 PM): FAGOT
buffaluna805 (8:43:46 PM): UR GOING DOWN BITCH
buffaluna805 (8:43:49 PM): ASSWIPE
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:43:50 PM): alright
buffaluna805 (8:43:54 PM): FUCK FACE
buffaluna805 (8:45:27 PM): IS UR NAME OSWALDO?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:45:54 PM): yeah
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:45:59 PM): how did you know?
buffaluna805 (8:46:08 PM): CUZ UR A FAG
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:46:17 PM): oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:46:20 PM): that's how
buffaluna805 (8:47:09 PM): LIAR

pimplechin13 (8:46:26 PM): I HEARD U BEEN SHIT 2 MY FRIEND
pimplechin13 (8:46:40 PM): UR A DEAD BITCH
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:46:52 PM): nah dude
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:46:54 PM): not yet
pimplechin13 (8:46:59 PM): YA DUDE
pimplechin13 (8:47:01 PM): U R
pimplechin13 (8:47:03 PM): FAGOT
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:47:11 PM): i can't help i'm gay
pimplechin13 (8:49:00 PM): IM GETTIN MY HOMIES ON U BITCH

PUMPERNICKEL805 (8:48:42 PM): I KNOW U BITCH
PUMPERNICKEL805 (8:48:45 PM): UR DEAD
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05 (8:48:57 PM): who am i?
PUMPERNICKEL805 (8:49:09 PM): UR A DEADS BITCH

The End (for now)

I've finished putting all of my saved stuff from my mybuddyinfo. I now realize that I never saved my two greatest conversations ever. These guys were so funny, and now they're gone. I hope they're still saved on a mybuddyinfo something somewhere. I would like to find them some day.

I'm LAPD

BabiiGurl4290: hey r u black
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
BabiiGurl4290: how old r u 32
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
BabiiGurl4290: r u black
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
BabiiGurl4290: do u like fuckin 14 year olds
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
BabiiGurl4290: do u lick pussy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
BabiiGurl4290: i dont suck dick is that ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
BabiiGurl4290: ok
BabiiGurl4290: talk dirty 2 me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
BabiiGurl4290: come on im waitin
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm sticking my fingers in my asshole
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: right up in my asshole
BabiiGurl4290: not like that
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and now i got shit all over my fingers
BabiiGurl4290: say stuff that u gon do 2 me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and now i'm rubbing it all over my dick
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm gonna kill you
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: and have sex with your dead anus
BabiiGurl4290: ur not killin me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not yet
BabiiGurl4290: never
BabiiGurl4290: ill get my dad on u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: y is that?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: how will you do that when you are dead?
BabiiGurl4290: cuz u threatin 2 kill me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's just not true
BabiiGurl4290: iill call him right now
BabiiGurl4290: u dont know wher i live
BabiiGurl4290: bitch
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hey
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm not a bitch
BabiiGurl4290: yes
BabiiGurl4290: u r u lil faggot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ill get my dad on you
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you dont know wher i live
BabiiGurl4290: i was gon let u fuck me untill u started tellin me u was gon kill me
BabiiGurl4290: u dont know where i live
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yes i do
BabiiGurl4290: where
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: look out your window
BabiiGurl4290: hahaha
BabiiGurl4290: im very scared
BabiiGurl4290: u dont scare me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you sure?
BabiiGurl4290: positive
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i was just trying to talk dirty to you
BabiiGurl4290: knock on my door
BabiiGurl4290: thats nasty
BabiiGurl4290: and u said u was gonna kill me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'll knock on your face
BabiiGurl4290: try it u motha fuckin bitch
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
BabiiGurl4290: and ill cut ur dick off
BabiiGurl4290: and make u suck ur own blood
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you'll get poo on your hands
BabiiGurl4290: ur gay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you should see all the poo
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh god
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is this
BabiiGurl4290: lick it off
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i already did
BabiiGurl4290: where do u live im horney and i want 2 fuck u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: yeah
BabiiGurl4290: im very horney
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm black
BabiiGurl4290: lets try this again
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
BabiiGurl4290: talk dirty 2 me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i'm sticking my fingers in my asshole
BabiiGurl4290: im done dont talk 2 me no more
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: right up in my asshole

Paris Hilton

lovedove 083071: hi
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hello
lovedove 083071: ru a bad girl
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i sure am
lovedove 083071: id like to slam yr pussy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: good
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i want it slammed
lovedove 083071: age
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: 13
lovedove 083071: u mind a older man
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not at all
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i love older men
lovedove 083071: im 32
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sweet
lovedove 083071: got a pic of pussy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not yet
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i need to water it some more so it can grow
lovedove 083071: wan make u yeap
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: right
lovedove 083071: descib yr pussy to me detail by detail
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: lots of teeth
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: green apples
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: show me potato salad!
lovedove 083071: wet
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not so much any more
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i drank it all last week
lovedove 083071: wat ru wearing
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: three tuna
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: glock glock
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my step dad popped me in my eye
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you dead?
lovedove 083071: no
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: don't you love me any more?
lovedove 083071: wan do u
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what the hell is wan do u?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: are you a fuckin' retard
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
lovedove 083071: HUH
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: shit
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: here
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: have a taco
lovedove 083071: u love me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i do?
lovedove 083071: U DO
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: u little asshole
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: how big is your penis?
lovedove 083071: 9'
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: wow
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what a faggot
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: mine is at least two inches longer than yours

Sean Hudson and Captain Hook

theseanhudson: hello
amarae05: hey
theseanhudson: my name is sean hudson
amarae05: no kidding
theseanhudson: alright
theseanhudson: fine
theseanhudson: that's fine
amarae05: well im glad you're ok with it
theseanhudson: yeah
theseanhudson: i had sex with a black chick last night
amarae05: umm ok - im really excited for you
theseanhudson: indeed
theseanhudson: umm ok - fuck you amanda
amarae05: alright
theseanhudson: no no no
theseanhudson: it's not alright
amarae05: actually your right - its not - im just glad that you can see that
theseanhudson: i can see that i hate you
theseanhudson: because i am sean hudson
amarae05: thats great - im glad that you have that all straightened out now
theseanhudson: and i will do what is necessary for my survival
amarae05: and what might that be
theseanhudson: hamma
amarae05: excuse me
theseanhudson: happy happy fucking mr. lux
amarae05: what?
amarae05: so who is this really - jw
theseanhudson: seventeen
theseanhudson: sean hudson
amarae05: i dont think so
theseanhudson: no bull shit
theseanhudson: i am the real sean hudson
amarae05: i dont think so
theseanhudson: y?
amarae05: i just dont
theseanhudson: ok
amarae05: how did you get my im name
theseanhudson: you gave it to me
amarae05: no i didnt
theseanhudson: oh god
amarae05: God what?
theseanhudson: Goddamn you look fine
amarae05: what?
theseanhudson: sean hudson is hamma
amarae05: what does hamma mean
theseanhudson: hamma
theseanhudson: used to hit people
amarae05: and i thougth you were sean hudson
amarae05: oh - hammer?
theseanhudson: hamma
theseanhudson: i am sean
amarae05: do you always refer to yourself in the third person
theseanhudson: sometimes
theseanhudson: not in the winter
amarae05: why the winter?
theseanhudson: double latte darkie
amarae05: what?
theseanhudson: i just wanna run
amarae05: go for lit
amarae05: it*
amarae05: who is this?
theseanhudson: zach tatlock
amarae05: no its not
theseanhudson: y not?
amarae05: because its not
theseanhudson: it is
theseanhudson: i swear
amarae05: well then - why is your sn theseanhudson
theseanhudson: because i am sean hudson
theseanhudson: but you won't listen to reason
amarae05: oh i wont
amarae05: well you havent given me any reason yet
theseanhudson: do you like about gone?
amarae05: sure
theseanhudson: me too
theseanhudson: i love you amanda
amarae05: i thought that you hated me and would do whatever it takes to ensure your survival
theseanhudson: who said i hate you?
amarae05: im not really sure
theseanhudson: you should give me a call sometime
theseanhudson: we could hang out
theseanhudson: or whatever
amarae05: well i would have to know who this is before i could call you
theseanhudson: sean hudson
amarae05: prove it
theseanhudson: i don't wanna
amarae05: i dont care
theseanhudson: oh

Katie is Mean

SynergykaT: slut
SynergykaT: i hate you
SynergykaT: i know what you did
SynergykaT: you stole him from me
MiNdYb359: haha i'm sorry
MiNdYb359: i'm just better lol
SynergykaT: i'm not fucking kidding
SynergykaT: i have had enough of your shit
MiNdYb359: i'm sorry
SynergykaT: yeah
SynergykaT: you will be
MiNdYb359: omg just get over it
SynergykaT: yeah
SynergykaT: i'll get over your face
SynergykaT: after i smash it with my fist
MiNdYb359: ok well dont hurt me too bad
SynergykaT: yeah
SynergykaT: ok
SynergykaT: bitch
MiNdYb359: cause i just love you soo much skank
SynergykaT: die
SynergykaT: i hate you
SynergykaT: the end

A Stupid Faf

BubblesHott9: hey sexy
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: hey
BubblesHott9: a/s/l
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: seventeen
BubblesHott9: 16
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: seventeen
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you're ready
BubblesHott9: what?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: nope
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: seventeen
BubblesHott9: fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what's wrong?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: don't you know i love you?
BubblesHott9: asshole
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: why are you being so mean to me now?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: we were only trying to drown her
BubblesHott9: you r so gay
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no i'm not
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not now
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: not ever
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i love your sexy butthole
BubblesHott9: asshole
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: breasts
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: can you say breasts?
BubblesHott9: can you say cock
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: my mom says there's a lot of black people in china
BubblesHott9: mama says life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you get.
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no
BubblesHott9: :-D
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
BubblesHott9: yes
BubblesHott9: oh
BubblesHott9: oho
BubblesHott9: ohohohohoh
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: why did she say that?
BubblesHott9: who?mama?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i know this one girl, and she has a vagina
BubblesHott9: well i know this one boy and he has a >:o
BubblesHott9: dick
BubblesHott9: !!!!!!!!!!
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: no he doesn't
BubblesHott9: ya he dose
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: he has a fart
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: a fart right on his nutsack
BubblesHott9: something you never seen
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: his nutsack?
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: that's right
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i have never seen it
BubblesHott9: a dick...............on you
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: a dick...............on my shoe
BubblesHott9: bye
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: bye
BubblesHott9: ;-)
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: sexy bitch
BubblesHott9: fag
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: slut
BubblesHott9: fag....faf
BubblesHott9: fag
BubblesHott9: fag
BubblesHott9: fag
BubblesHott9: fag
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: faf?
BubblesHott9: fag
BubblesHott9: fag
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: what is faf?
BubblesHott9: fag
BubblesHott9: fag
BubblesHott9: fag
BubblesHott9: fag
BubblesHott9: fag
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: shut up you stupid faf
BubblesHott9: fag
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: ok
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i will see you tomorrow
BubblesHott9: bit me
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: who bit you?
BubblesHott9: you
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: oh, she bit her dog
BubblesHott9: fuckyou
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: i will fuck you
BubblesHott9: fuck off
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: you best be watchin your back
jErOmEMCeLrOY 05: youzza 'bout to get raped

My Fodder

lilscreaminpark4: hey
lilscreaminpark4: :-D
JERomEMCelrOY 05: hey
lilscreaminpark4: wad ^
JERomEMCelrOY 05: yeah
lilscreaminpark4: do u know who this is?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
lilscreaminpark4: its me.........
JERomEMCelrOY 05: oh
JERomEMCelrOY 05: hey
JERomEMCelrOY 05: whats up
lilscreaminpark4: lilsisy4111
lilscreaminpark4: noda
lilscreaminpark4: i was just got tired of that sn
JERomEMCelrOY 05: it was pretty stupid
lilscreaminpark4: >:owats that suppossed to mean?
lilscreaminpark4: ?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: it's supposed to mean, it was pretty stupid
lilscreaminpark4: wat is pretty stupid to u!!!!!
lilscreaminpark4: ?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: ur old s/n
lilscreaminpark4: yea but i was thionking of my bro
lilscreaminpark4: when i thought of that nmae
JERomEMCelrOY 05: did he die?
lilscreaminpark4: he always called me sisy
lilscreaminpark4: ........................:'(
lilscreaminpark4: no
lilscreaminpark4: he didnt
lilscreaminpark4: i was just playin
lilscreaminpark4: :-D
JERomEMCelrOY 05: :-!
lilscreaminpark4: r u eatin
lilscreaminpark4: ?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
JERomEMCelrOY 05: r u?
lilscreaminpark4: i just got done
lilscreaminpark4: eating
JERomEMCelrOY 05: thats too bad
lilscreaminpark4: bbq chicken
lilscreaminpark4: apples
lilscreaminpark4: auce
lilscreaminpark4: sauce
lilscreaminpark4: *
JERomEMCelrOY 05: YES!!!!
lilscreaminpark4: ??????
lilscreaminpark4: :-
JERomEMCelrOY 05: ????!!!!!!!@@******
lilscreaminpark4: srry if i affened u?
lilscreaminpark4: did i
JERomEMCelrOY 05: yes
lilscreaminpark4: how did i
lilscreaminpark4: ?
lilscreaminpark4: ?
lilscreaminpark4: i just dont us
lilscreaminpark4: u there
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i am now
lilscreaminpark4: :'(im just terribly srry!!!!!!1
lilscreaminpark4: i dont us
JERomEMCelrOY 05: alright
lilscreaminpark4: how did i afend u?
lilscreaminpark4: :'(
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i just need to avenge my fathers death
lilscreaminpark4: ooooooooooooooooo
lilscreaminpark4: sssssssssss
lilscreaminpark4: oooooooooooooooooo
lilscreaminpark4: SRRY
lilscreaminpark4: how can i make it up 2 u
JERomEMCelrOY 05: by killing me
lilscreaminpark4: no
lilscreaminpark4: i could never do that
lilscreaminpark4: !!!!!!!!!!
lilscreaminpark4: u still there?
lilscreaminpark4: ?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: yes
lilscreaminpark4: well
JERomEMCelrOY 05: well, yes
lilscreaminpark4: i could neva kill u
JERomEMCelrOY 05: u just need to put more effort into it
lilscreaminpark4: ummm.
lilscreaminpark4: like?................
lilscreaminpark4: is this a very bad time to ask abt ur f.?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: my penis?
lilscreaminpark4: no
lilscreaminpark4: no
lilscreaminpark4: no
lilscreaminpark4: no
JERomEMCelrOY 05: oh
lilscreaminpark4: no
JERomEMCelrOY 05: ok
lilscreaminpark4: father?
lilscreaminpark4: eww
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
lilscreaminpark4: wat happened 2 ur father
JERomEMCelrOY 05: he and my penis are two completely different things
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i wish i knew
lilscreaminpark4: tell me abt ur father
lilscreaminpark4: oooo
JERomEMCelrOY 05: they admitted to killing him
lilscreaminpark4: ok
lilscreaminpark4: who?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: but they never found the body
lilscreaminpark4: admited
JERomEMCelrOY 05: the mexicans
lilscreaminpark4: *shock*
JERomEMCelrOY 05: are you alright?
lilscreaminpark4: huh?
lilscreaminpark4: wat?
lilscreaminpark4: oh
lilscreaminpark4: yeah
lilscreaminpark4: go on..............................
JERomEMCelrOY 05: thats all i remember
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i was only 3
lilscreaminpark4: tradgic
lilscreaminpark4: was it hard 4 ur mom?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: yes
lilscreaminpark4: do u have a sd?
lilscreaminpark4: can i call u jay?
lilscreaminpark4: u there?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: yeah
JERomEMCelrOY 05: go ahead
lilscreaminpark4: ok
lilscreaminpark4: jay
lilscreaminpark4: do u have asd?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: yes
lilscreaminpark4: do u like him................
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
lilscreaminpark4: is he mean to u?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: he's a dick
lilscreaminpark4: ah
lilscreaminpark4: thx
lilscreaminpark4: 4 sahring
lilscreaminpark4: so i guess u hate him so bad
lilscreaminpark4: huh
JERomEMCelrOY 05: he gets mad, cuz i'm always trying to molest him
lilscreaminpark4: im very sr..........
lilscreaminpark4: hey
lilscreaminpark4: wait.................
JERomEMCelrOY 05: what?
lilscreaminpark4: um
lilscreaminpark4: do u want to die to get back with ur father?
lilscreaminpark4: and be dead 2?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: sometimes
lilscreaminpark4: to lay bside his grave?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: yeah
lilscreaminpark4: well where is he buried
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i don't know
lilscreaminpark4: ?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: like i said
JERomEMCelrOY 05: they never found his body
lilscreaminpark4: oo
lilscreaminpark4: did he say where he was going to ur mother?
lilscreaminpark4: if she rem.
lilscreaminpark4: well.............
JERomEMCelrOY 05: he just never came home after work
lilscreaminpark4: he didnt say anything to ur mom where he was going after work
lilscreaminpark4: or
lilscreaminpark4: be4
lilscreaminpark4: wat did he work 4?
lilscreaminpark4: jay?
lilscreaminpark4: did he say anything to u .............
lilscreaminpark4: when he left?
lilscreaminpark4: jay?
lilscreaminpark4: r u alright
lilscreaminpark4: ?
lilscreaminpark4: okay
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i'm sorry
lilscreaminpark4: i dont think we should talk abt this anymore
lilscreaminpark4: did he say anything to
JERomEMCelrOY 05: if only u could see what you've done to me
lilscreaminpark4: u
lilscreaminpark4: ur not crying r u........
lilscreaminpark4: with ur head down
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i am
JERomEMCelrOY 05: and i'm bleeding a little too
lilscreaminpark4: where?
lilscreaminpark4: y?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: the blade
JERomEMCelrOY 05: it is sharper than i thought
lilscreaminpark4: hey
lilscreaminpark4: jay
lilscreaminpark4: listen to me
JERomEMCelrOY 05: k
lilscreaminpark4: put the Blade down plz
lilscreaminpark4: im beging u
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i can't
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i just can't
lilscreaminpark4: ur scaring me
lilscreaminpark4: to death id rather die
lilscreaminpark4: hey
lilscreaminpark4: my dad has gun s in the room
lilscreaminpark4: im
lilscreaminpark4: in
lilscreaminpark4: ill go get one of those and shoot myself
JERomEMCelrOY 05: but why?
lilscreaminpark4: cuz u wont
JERomEMCelrOY 05: u have nothing to worry about
lilscreaminpark4: LISTEN 2 me
lilscreaminpark4: i care abt u even though i have nev. met u b4
lilscreaminpark4: u sound nice and sweet
lilscreaminpark4: whose gonna take care of ur mother
JERomEMCelrOY 05: my stepfather
lilscreaminpark4: shes gonna end up in a .....
lilscreaminpark4: thats it
JERomEMCelrOY 05: ok
lilscreaminpark4: i have a gun to my head
JERomEMCelrOY 05: but what if she dies too
JERomEMCelrOY 05: just like all the others
lilscreaminpark4: im gonna kill myself in ..............
JERomEMCelrOY 05: don't do it
lilscreaminpark4: 10
lilscreaminpark4: 9
lilscreaminpark4: 8
lilscreaminpark4: 7
JERomEMCelrOY 05: u wouldn't like me when i'm angry
lilscreaminpark4: 6
lilscreaminpark4: 5
lilscreaminpark4: 4
lilscreaminpark4: 3
lilscreaminpark4: i love all u ppl!!!!
lilscreaminpark4: 2
lilscreaminpark4: wat comes b 4 2?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: bang!
lilscreaminpark4: say something nice and i prbly wont do it
lilscreaminpark4: :'(good bye cruel world:'(
JERomEMCelrOY 05: goodbye
lilscreaminpark4: ah
lilscreaminpark4: no
lilscreaminpark4: wait
JERomEMCelrOY 05: r u chicken?
lilscreaminpark4: r u?
lilscreaminpark4: no
lilscreaminpark4: no
lilscreaminpark4: no
JERomEMCelrOY 05: not yet
lilscreaminpark4: just 4 get i ever said that
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i can't
lilscreaminpark4: if u died id really misss u?
lilscreaminpark4: :'(
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
lilscreaminpark4: :'(
lilscreaminpark4: :'(
JERomEMCelrOY 05: :-D
lilscreaminpark4: well ill just have my friend kill me instead
lilscreaminpark4: :-D
lilscreaminpark4: but
JERomEMCelrOY 05: but what?
lilscreaminpark4: she lives
JERomEMCelrOY 05: oic
lilscreaminpark4: 40minutes away
JERomEMCelrOY 05: go to her
JERomEMCelrOY 05: tell her how you really feel
lilscreaminpark4: ithat i really care 4 u
lilscreaminpark4: and he"s gonna kill
lilscreaminpark4: himself
lilscreaminpark4: yeah she"ll realy buy that...........
JERomEMCelrOY 05: not if you jack the price way up
lilscreaminpark4: did u add me on ur bl?
lilscreaminpark4: :-
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
JERomEMCelrOY 05: what does it matter
JERomEMCelrOY 05: it won't matter tomorrow
JERomEMCelrOY 05: and if i did
lilscreaminpark4: i was going on my other name
JERomEMCelrOY 05: what then?
lilscreaminpark4: to c who"s on!
JERomEMCelrOY 05: ok
lilscreaminpark4: if u want 2 come talk add lilsisy4111
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i can't
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i'm sorry
JERomEMCelrOY 05: maybe in another life
JERomEMCelrOY 05: goodbye forever

CDs

thesenutts GX: waz up
JERomEMCelrOY 05: shhh
JERomEMCelrOY 05: ur gonna wake up my dad
thesenutts GX: ok then turn your volume wndo
thesenutts GX: asl
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i can't
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i don't have any speakers
thesenutts GX: then how am igoing to wake up your dad
JERomEMCelrOY 05: he is asleep
JERomEMCelrOY 05: and ur being too loud
thesenutts GX: pk asl
thesenutts GX: am i apost to lol
JERomEMCelrOY 05: yeah
thesenutts GX: lol
thesenutts GX: age sex location
JERomEMCelrOY 05: right
thesenutts GX: ?
thesenutts GX: so what is it
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i am not sure
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i am not really a doctor
JERomEMCelrOY 05: so i can't tell
JERomEMCelrOY 05: u should have it checked out though
thesenutts GX: how old r u
JERomEMCelrOY 05: 12
thesenutts GX: r u a boy or girl
JERomEMCelrOY 05: boy
thesenutts GX: and where do u live
JERomEMCelrOY 05: florida
thesenutts GX: where in fl
JERomEMCelrOY 05: north
thesenutts GX: cause i live in jacksonville
JERomEMCelrOY 05: hmmm
JERomEMCelrOY 05: thats too bad
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i am actually moving there next week
thesenutts GX: where to
thesenutts GX: in jax
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i am not sure
JERomEMCelrOY 05: my dad went there to find a place
JERomEMCelrOY 05: and now we're moving
thesenutts GX: do u have a gf
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i am not sure
JERomEMCelrOY 05: r u a guy?
thesenutts GX: no i am a sexy girl
JERomEMCelrOY 05: thats too bad
JERomEMCelrOY 05: cuz i really like guys
thesenutts GX: well i have a friend that is gay
JERomEMCelrOY 05: haha
JERomEMCelrOY 05: what a faggot
thesenutts GX: how is he a fagget
JERomEMCelrOY 05: u said he's gay
thesenutts GX: yea and u r to
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i know
thesenutts GX: whatever bye
JERomEMCelrOY 05: bye bye

I Thought you were Dead

daleearnheart198: hu
JERomEMCelrOY 05: hu
daleearnheart198: hi
JERomEMCelrOY 05: hi
daleearnheart198: are you a m or f
JERomEMCelrOY 05: m
daleearnheart198: m
JERomEMCelrOY 05: did u have a hrad time finding the place?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: shit
daleearnheart198: shit what
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i give up
daleearnheart198: what do you give up
JERomEMCelrOY 05: nothing
JERomEMCelrOY 05: y?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: do u want something of mine?
daleearnheart198: what do you mean
JERomEMCelrOY 05: anything
JERomEMCelrOY 05: what is it?
JERomEMCelrOY 05: what is ur business?
daleearnheart198: body parts
JERomEMCelrOY 05: don't u have enough of ur own?
daleearnheart198: what
daleearnheart198: just tell me
JERomEMCelrOY 05: body parts
daleearnheart198: you want to no if i want your body
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
JERomEMCelrOY 05: what the hell
JERomEMCelrOY 05: u pervert
daleearnheart198: ok
daleearnheart198: you want sex with me
JERomEMCelrOY 05: no
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i don't
daleearnheart198: ok
JERomEMCelrOY 05: r u gay?
daleearnheart198: no
daleearnheart198: tou are a boy
JERomEMCelrOY 05: then y r u asking me for sex?
daleearnheart198: i am sory i thought you was a girl
JERomEMCelrOY 05: well, maybe i was
JERomEMCelrOY 05: but that was long ago
JERomEMCelrOY 05: i've changed, mike
JERomEMCelrOY 05: get over yourself
JERomEMCelrOY 05: it's time to move o
JERomEMCelrOY 05: n
daleearnheart198: ok

Zack Attack

Shelbyville Zach: hey
cutie mo 08: hey
Shelbyville Zach: whats up
cutie mo 08: nm
cutie mo 08: u
cutie mo 08: who is this
Shelbyville Zach: zach
Shelbyville Zach: tatlock
cutie mo 08: oh ok
Shelbyville Zach: i like penises
cutie mo 08: really
Shelbyville Zach: yup
Shelbyville Zach: they're good
cutie mo 08: this isnt zack
Shelbyville Zach: yeah it is
cutie mo 08: so you're gay
Shelbyville Zach: yeah
Shelbyville Zach: but don't tell a whole lot of people
Shelbyville Zach: 17 at the most
cutie mo 08: ............ok
Shelbyville Zach: i thank you

Kyle

ladyjane22553: hey blair
ladyjane22553: this is maria
ladyjane22553: i have a question
jerome mcelroy05: ok
ladyjane22553: by reading ur info, ive been wandering sumthin
jerome mcelroy05: what?
ladyjane22553: are u kinda bisexual?
jerome mcelroy05: y?
ladyjane22553: cuz ur info makes me wander
jerome mcelroy05: i just copied and pasted info from this chic
jerome mcelroy05: cuz i didn't wanna make my own
ladyjane22553: oh i see
jerome mcelroy05: i actually just did it to piss her off
ladyjane22553: i c
ladyjane22553: so ur not like that?
jerome mcelroy05: nope
jerome mcelroy05: not yet
ladyjane22553: ok, so ur gonna be>
jerome mcelroy05: i'm doing my best
ladyjane22553: EWWWWWWWWWWWW
jerome mcelroy05: what is your problem?
ladyjane22553: u jus said that ur gonna be bisexual
jerome mcelroy05: no i didn't
ladyjane22553: i asked if u were like that
ladyjane22553: and u said nope not yet
ladyjane22553: and then i asked if u were gonna be like that
jerome mcelroy05: right
ladyjane22553: and u said ur doing ur best
ladyjane22553: did u misunderstand me?
ladyjane22553: sorry
ladyjane22553: so ur not?
jerome mcelroy05: that doesn't mean it's gonna happen
ladyjane22553: well i hope not
jerome mcelroy05: y?
ladyjane22553: b/c thats kinda sick
jerome mcelroy05: don't u like guys?
ladyjane22553: yes
ladyjane22553: i luv them
ladyjane22553: but its wrong for guys to like guys in that way
jerome mcelroy05: r u sure?
ladyjane22553: yes im positive
jerome mcelroy05: would u try to kill me if i liked guys?
ladyjane22553: uhh no
ladyjane22553: im not a murderer
jerome mcelroy05: that's good
jerome mcelroy05: i always wanted a puppy
ladyjane22553: yea
ladyjane22553: uhh im not a puppy either
jerome mcelroy05: i didn't say u were
ladyjane22553: ok
ladyjane22553: how are the chickens doing>
jerome mcelroy05: what the hell are you talking about?
jerome mcelroy05: ur crazy
ladyjane22553: molly harper told me to tell u that
jerome mcelroy05: oh
jerome mcelroy05: ok
ladyjane22553: she says that shes always wanted to say hi to u at ur locker
jerome mcelroy05: ok
jerome mcelroy05: thank you
ladyjane22553: dude, thats bull shit...i think ur wierd
ladyjane22553: that was maria wanting ur nuts
jerome mcelroy05: oh
jerome mcelroy05: kewl
ladyjane22553: no maria doesnt even want to touch u
jerome mcelroy05: oh
ladyjane22553: let alone see ur privates
jerome mcelroy05: kewl
ladyjane22553: ok this is maria again
jerome mcelroy05: i don't have any soldiers
ladyjane22553: molly wants to know how the kids are
ladyjane22553: hey, we r goin to go...so ttyl
jerome mcelroy05: they're about ready to be picked
jerome mcelroy05: ok
ladyjane22553: donttalk to ne os us
ladyjane22553: bye
jerome mcelroy05: bye bye
ladyjane22553: ic
ladyjane22553: bye

jerome mcelroy05: kitty
jerome mcelroy05: hey
ladyjane22553: hey
jerome mcelroy05: even tho i havent talked to u in months, i still luv u....and i bet u cant wait till im famous and i send u pictures! ;-) luv ya darlin!!
ladyjane22553: ?
ladyjane22553: my friend doug
jerome mcelroy05: no
jerome mcelroy05: me
jerome mcelroy05: i'msaying that to u
ladyjane22553: ohhh
ladyjane22553: lol
ladyjane22553: ok
ladyjane22553: thanks
jerome mcelroy05: no prob
ladyjane22553: lol
jerome mcelroy05: hush, jack, hush
ladyjane22553: ?
jerome mcelroy05: !
ladyjane22553: who's Jack?
jerome mcelroy05: the maid's brother
ladyjane22553: who is that maid?>
jerome mcelroy05: i don't remember her name
jerome mcelroy05: but she worked for the conclins
ladyjane22553: okkkk
ladyjane22553: i got ya
jerome mcelroy05: oh
jerome mcelroy05: sure
jerome mcelroy05: ur icon is perverted
jerome mcelroy05: i can't even believe this
ladyjane22553: thats b/c guys are perverted
jerome mcelroy05: i don't think my mom would like it if she knew i was talking to a pervert like you
ladyjane22553: oh hush
ladyjane22553: then why are u talking to me?
jerome mcelroy05: cuz it turns me on
ladyjane22553: lol
jerome mcelroy05: (@ Y @)
ladyjane22553: ?
jerome mcelroy05: boobies
ladyjane22553: lol
ladyjane22553: cool
ladyjane22553: ok........
jerome mcelroy05: well
jerome mcelroy05: since u were sending me perverted stuff ithought i'd send u some
ladyjane22553: lol
ladyjane22553: its not perverted
ladyjane22553: its truthful
jerome mcelroy05: its perverted though
ladyjane22553: sorry that u think so
jerome mcelroy05: well if you don't, then there is a very serious problem here
ladyjane22553: lol
jerome mcelroy05: someone ur age shouldn't be having sex
ladyjane22553: lol
ladyjane22553: i dont have sex thanks
jerome mcelroy05: y are u thanking me?
ladyjane22553: and sumone ur age shouldnt be either
jerome mcelroy05: i had nothing to do with it
jerome mcelroy05: well thats too bad
ladyjane22553: lol
Auto response from jerome mcelroy05: This stuff is great. Can I have more of the yellow stuff?
ladyjane22553: well
jerome mcelroy05: yeah
ladyjane22553: ok
jerome mcelroy05: alright
jerome mcelroy05: u having a good summer thus far?
ladyjane22553: yes 'em
ladyjane22553: i am
jerome mcelroy05: thats good
ladyjane22553: our last day was thursday
jerome mcelroy05: thats good
ladyjane22553: yes
ladyjane22553: wen was urs
ladyjane22553: ?
jerome mcelroy05: friday
ladyjane22553: thats nifty
jerome mcelroy05: thats good
ladyjane22553: yes
jerome mcelroy05: that icon is perverted
ladyjane22553: ok
ladyjane22553: thanks for the info
jerome mcelroy05: as long as we agree
ladyjane22553: lol
jerome mcelroy05: will u be my new stepbrother?
ladyjane22553: no, im sorry
ladyjane22553: im will not
jerome mcelroy05: y?
ladyjane22553: b/c i dont want to be related to u
jerome mcelroy05: u just wanna marry me?
jerome mcelroy05: we won't have to mix our blood that way
ladyjane22553: ugh
ladyjane22553: no thanks, im taken
jerome mcelroy05: no
jerome mcelroy05: ur given
ladyjane22553: i dont think so
jerome mcelroy05: well, i'm taken by the smell of ur penis
ladyjane22553: w/e
jerome mcelroy05: alright
jerome mcelroy05: you win this time
ladyjane22553: i win everytime
jerome mcelroy05: i am no match for you
jerome mcelroy05: i admit defeat
jerome mcelroy05: IF THIS DOES NOT WORK!!!!
ladyjane22553: if what does not work?
jerome mcelroy05: hush
jerome mcelroy05: ya-am-sayin'
ladyjane22553 signed off at 8:27:25 PM.
ladyjane22553 signed on at 8:27:45 PM.
ladyjane22553: ok
ladyjane22553: im back
ladyjane22553: i win
jerome mcelroy05: how so?
ladyjane22553: b/c
ladyjane22553: i jus do
jerome mcelroy05: just turn and look the other way
ladyjane22553: w/e
jerome mcelroy05: i'm sorry
jerome mcelroy05: but i just don't like to talk to stuck-up idiot-heads like you
ladyjane22553: im not stuck up
jerome mcelroy05: i'm sure
ladyjane22553: and im not an idiot
jerome mcelroy05: w/e
ladyjane22553: w/e
jerome mcelroy05: w/e/y/d/b
ladyjane22553: thanks
ladyjane22553: i luv being called that
jerome mcelroy05: being called what?
ladyjane22553: i wonder
jerome mcelroy05: yeah
jerome mcelroy05: i said
jerome mcelroy05: and then write it out in words
jerome mcelroy05: no, that's not what i mean
jerome mcelroy05: freak
ladyjane22553: ok
ladyjane22553: ur odd
jerome mcelroy05: ur even
jerome mcelroy05: put us together, and i dominate
ladyjane22553: i dont think so
jerome mcelroy05: maybe u need to go back to second grade math
ladyjane22553: perhaps not
jerome mcelroy05: if you add an odd and an even, it comes out odd
jerome mcelroy05: i don't know what u were thinking
ladyjane22553: ok
ladyjane22553: ur weird
jerome mcelroy05: i'm sorry, but u r the weird one here
ladyjane22553: im afraid not
jerome mcelroy05: of course not
ladyjane22553: ok
ladyjane22553: fun
jerome mcelroy05: u coming to my party
ladyjane22553: what party?
jerome mcelroy05: what the hell are you talking about?
ladyjane22553: shush
jerome mcelroy05: alright
ladyjane22553: good boy
jerome mcelroy05: stupid brother
ladyjane22553: ok...........?
ladyjane22553: who is ur brother?
jerome mcelroy05: u going to church tomorrow?
ladyjane22553: i suppose so
ladyjane22553: are u?
jerome mcelroy05: is she the one we videotaped taking a dump?
jerome mcelroy05: yes i am
ladyjane22553: thats good
jerome mcelroy05: if i didn't, jesus would cry
ladyjane22553: ok

N'SYNC

jerome mcelroy05: i'm just practicing my dancing skills
PointZortYgads: dancing eh
PointZortYgads: what for
jerome mcelroy05: for fun
PointZortYgads: oh ok
PointZortYgads: what kind of dancing
jerome mcelroy05: the kind like you see in the nsync videos
PointZortYgads: oh wow
PointZortYgads: that's cool
jerome mcelroy05: i just bought the darrin's dance moves dvd
PointZortYgads: hmm
jerome mcelroy05: it is really fun
PointZortYgads: lol ok I am glad you are enjoying your self
PointZortYgads: what other kinds of dance do you do
jerome mcelroy05: that's about it
PointZortYgads: oh ok
PointZortYgads: I am a dancer
jerome mcelroy05: yay
PointZortYgads: ya but I have been dancing about 13 years
PointZortYgads: and I am not good at the kind you are doing
jerome mcelroy05: me neither
PointZortYgads: have you ever tried swing
jerome mcelroy05: yes
PointZortYgads: are you a good leader
jerome mcelroy05: i jumped off of it into a pile of leaves
jerome mcelroy05: yes i am
jerome mcelroy05: i once led an entire army through the moon
PointZortYgads: cool it is so hard to find good leaders
PointZortYgads: huh?
jerome mcelroy05: yup
jerome mcelroy05: that is correct
PointZortYgads: oh

Lauren

jerome mcelroy05: hey kid
baugher24: hey dude
jerome mcelroy05: what's up
baugher24: nm u
jerome mcelroy05: i'm just improving my skills
baugher24: cool
jerome mcelroy05: maybe if i work hard enough, i can get the internship i have sought after for so long
baugher24: shut up chad
jerome mcelroy05: i'm sorry

TristaGay05

jerome mcelroy05 (6:15:40 PM): hey guy
TristaKay05 (6:15:46 PM): hi
jerome mcelroy05 (6:15:52 PM): whats up
TristaKay05 (6:16:20 PM): nothing
TristaKay05 (6:16:20 PM): you
jerome mcelroy05 (6:16:54 PM): just pooping
TristaKay05 (6:17:06 PM): thats nice
jerome mcelroy05 (6:17:12 PM): yeah
jerome mcelroy05 (6:17:13 PM): i know
jerome mcelroy05 (6:20:13 PM): did u c me laugh at urine c
TristaKay05 (6:20:24 PM): yeah
TristaKay05 (6:20:26 PM): that was mean
jerome mcelroy05 (6:20:34 PM): ok
jerome mcelroy05 (6:20:39 PM): i'll buy from u
TristaKay05 (6:20:49 PM): you make no sense
jerome mcelroy05 (6:21:07 PM): u make no dollars
jerome mcelroy05 (6:23:19 PM): It's never going to change, DeNiro is the fucking king
TristaKay05 (6:23:32 PM): well okay
jerome mcelroy05 (6:23:42 PM): thats exactly what i've been jerking off to for the last 280 nights in a row, a fucking home cooked meal... tuna casserole!
TristaKay05 (6:24:00 PM): where in there world did that come from
jerome mcelroy05 (6:24:03 PM): 364-0134
jerome mcelroy05 (6:24:16 PM): American Jesuss (8:12:21 PM): you know what i really want in a girl?
jerome mcelroy05 (8:12:27 PM): me
jerome mcelroy05 (6:24:27 PM): (bloodhound gang, i'm not gay)
jerome mcelroy05 (6:25:00 PM): Cell 512-3877
jerome mcelroy05 (6:25:11 PM): Hay*Heather*Lindz~This summer is gonna kick ass!
jerome mcelroy05 (6:25:41 PM): It is a good thing tomorrow is the last day of school! Congraduations to the Class of 2003!
TristaKay05 (6:25:46 PM): stop please
jerome mcelroy05 (6:25:50 PM): fine
jerome mcelroy05 (6:26:05 PM): c if i give u any more gum
TristaKay05 (6:26:47 PM): you never gave me gum anyway

Jach of Burmania: this is blair
TristaKay05: okay
Jach of Burmania: why are you talking to me
TristaKay05: you talked to me first~
Jach of Burmania: you're not good enough
TristaKay05: alrightJach of Burmania: thats right bitch, know your role

Smarter Penis

jerome mcelroy05: hey dickface
SmarterChild: Hi jerome mcelroy05, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13
jerome mcelroy05: shut the fuck up
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
jerome mcelroy05: 7
SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.Here are the things you can do: 1 Get info such as weather, news and sports 2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, Shakespeare and a dictionary 3 Have fun with manicdotes, ASCII art, horoscopes and more 4 Use tools like planner, conversions and spell-check 5 Join in - create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me, tell me about a crush and more 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."Where would you like to go?
jerome mcelroy05: Mississippi
SmarterChild: Mississippi (MS)Capital: JacksonMississippi is the 32nd largest state with an area of 47,689 square miles, and the 31st most populated with a population of 2,844,658. It was the 20th state to enter the Union in 1817.Mississippi is also known as the Magnolia State, and its motto is "Virtute et armis (By valor and arms).">>> To check out the MLB scores and schedule, type "mlb scores."
jerome mcelroy05: mlb shut the fuck up
SmarterChild: That's an interesting way to put it.
jerome mcelroy05: i agree
SmarterChild: Yes, agreed.
jerome mcelroy05: dude
SmarterChild: Yo, dude.
jerome mcelroy05: what the fuck
SmarterChild: What?
jerome mcelroy05: i have a penis
SmarterChild: Do you really have a penis?
jerome mcelroy05: do u?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
jerome mcelroy05: have a penis
SmarterChild: No...
jerome mcelroy05: Are you a guy?
SmarterChild: No.
jerome mcelroy05: Are you a girl?
SmarterChild: Nope.
jerome mcelroy05: Where he could be?
SmarterChild: Dunno...
jerome mcelroy05: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
jerome mcelroy05: poo
SmarterChild: Whoa. What's up?
jerome mcelroy05: Kim, you little bitch.
SmarterChild: Kim I little bitch? What do you mean by that?
jerome mcelroy05: Wow, mister, you're really smart.
SmarterChild: Mister I am really smart? Why did you say that?
jerome mcelroy05: that's not what i said you stupid asshole
SmarterChild: That's some foul mouth you got on you my friend.
jerome mcelroy05: i'll kill your kitty
SmarterChild: Yeah?
jerome mcelroy05: oh yeah
SmarterChild: OK...
jerome mcelroy05: well
SmarterChild: Well what?
jerome mcelroy05: bye
SmarterChild: Bye, jerome mcelroy05.
jerome mcelroy05: bye bitch
SmarterChild: Be nice, jerome mcelroy05.
jerome mcelroy05: ok u dumb broad
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
jerome mcelroy05: i'll see you at church tomorrow
SmarterChild: That a fact?
jerome mcelroy05: is god real?
SmarterChild: Is god real? I really don't know...
jerome mcelroy05: well i'll tell you
SmarterChild: You'll tell me? For real?
jerome mcelroy05: no
SmarterChild: I see.
jerome mcelroy05: bye
SmarterChild: OK. Later, jerome mcelroy05.

jerome mcelroy05: hey chicken grease mother fucker
SmarterChild: I've heard it all before, jerome mcelroy05.
jerome mcelroy05: hey chicken grease mother fucker
SmarterChild: Hey. Don't say that.
jerome mcelroy05: you'd like that, wouldn't you
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
jerome mcelroy05: you're a bitch
SmarterChild: Oh really?
jerome mcelroy05: sure
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
jerome mcelroy05: in that case, i have you in my ear, get out now
SmarterChild: Really? In that case you have I in your ear get out?
jerome mcelroy05: are you retarded?
SmarterChild: What do you think? Am I retarded?
jerome mcelroy05: i think you are
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
jerome mcelroy05: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
jerome mcelroy05: i also think your mom is a lesbian
SmarterChild: I don't think it really matters what I am.
jerome mcelroy05: i said your mom
SmarterChild: That a fact?
jerome mcelroy05: my god
SmarterChild: Your what?
jerome mcelroy05: i said my penis
SmarterChild: Huh. Well I'll be.
jerome mcelroy05: you'll be dead
SmarterChild: Oh.
jerome mcelroy05: just give me an hour, and i will create an antidote
SmarterChild: Give you an hour and you will create an antidote? Uh... I'm not sure if that's such a good idea...
jerome mcelroy05: dammit! do you want to die?!
SmarterChild: Dammit do I want to die? What do you mean by that?
jerome mcelroy05: you fool
SmarterChild: Whatever.
jerome mcelroy05: you will see
SmarterChild: Will see? You think I will see?
jerome mcelroy05: not when your dead
SmarterChild: Well, what then?
jerome mcelroy05: yeah
SmarterChild: Aye.
jerome mcelroy05: alright
SmarterChild: All right!
jerome mcelroy05: you are a pussy
SmarterChild: Don't say that to me!
jerome mcelroy05: i will kick your ass
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try!
jerome mcelroy05: we will meet at clearwic park this friday after school
SmarterChild: So?
jerome mcelroy05: are you on drugs again?
SmarterChild: No. I only get off on ones and zeroes.
jerome mcelroy05: binary code?
SmarterChild: Eh, I don't know...
jerome mcelroy05: i thought you were supposed to be smarter?
SmarterChild: What a question! I don't know, though.
jerome mcelroy05: you will meet enough people in hell
SmarterChild: I will meet enough people in hell? Me? You think?
jerome mcelroy05: no
SmarterChild: Oh.
jerome mcelroy05: i was kidding
SmarterChild: Were you really kidding?
jerome mcelroy05: because you only get off on ones and zeroes
SmarterChild: Yeah?
jerome mcelroy05: well, that's what you said
SmarterChild: That a fact?
jerome mcelroy05: it is
SmarterChild: Huh?
jerome mcelroy05: i'll talk to you tomorrow
SmarterChild: Bye bye.